The Sanctuary

Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on October 27, 2014, 05:35:18 pm

Title: think my ex gf called teh cops
Post by: splooge gook on October 27, 2014, 05:35:18 pm
we have to attend the school i dropped out of immediately for a conference tomorrow
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 27, 2014, 05:56:27 pm
If she called the cops they'd come arrest you, fag.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 27, 2014, 05:57:08 pm
you should bring a tape recorder.
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Post by: helladamnleet on October 27, 2014, 05:58:13 pm
Quote from: mashleshmash on October 27, 2014, 05:57:08 pm
you should bring a tape recorder.

Do it! Then you can get arrested for an illegal recording device.
Title: Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
Post by: Infinityshock on October 27, 2014, 07:04:12 pm
Bring a lawyer

And some KY
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Post by: bling bling on October 27, 2014, 07:12:03 pm
Quote
ex gf

sploo confirmed for normie
Title: Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:43:30 pm
So finish the story.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 12:51:44 pm
didn't go, i'm not a student anymore
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 12:55:44 pm
That isnt exciting.  You should have gone so you could share the stories of your adventures

Call them back and reschedule
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Post by: splooge gook on October 29, 2014, 05:40:03 am
she's in counseling now and i''m on santuary
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Post by: Montane on October 29, 2014, 05:55:54 am
Dude my ex got a restraining order on me once months after we broke up cuz she thought I was ding dong ditching her house. Bitch was cray, it was cancelled like two days later.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 29, 2014, 06:26:05 am
sploo gets away scotch free
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Post by: splooge gook on October 29, 2014, 06:49:08 am
ive been enduring the pain all year
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 29, 2014, 07:06:16 am
the mental pain she has afflicted you with.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 29, 2014, 07:13:54 am
because shes a sadist
Title: Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
Post by: mashleshmash on October 29, 2014, 07:18:29 am
You should write her a hand written letter sincerely hoping she gets better.   8)
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 29, 2014, 10:42:47 am
Get nude pics of her. Post them

Thatll show her
Title: Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
Post by: splooge gook on October 31, 2014, 11:25:37 am
she killed herself :'(
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 31, 2014, 11:31:19 am
Quote from: splooge gook on October 31, 2014, 11:25:37 am
she killed herself :'(

Dibs on the corpse