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Title: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 27, 2014, 03:05:56 pm
Section 1: Symbolical/Numberical Patterns

a.
1 3 5 7 9 ?

b.
1  8  1  9  2  ?

c.
21 11 01 ?

d.
50  050  05000  ?

e.
21 32 43  ?

f.
6 180 14 60 19 ?

g.
331 421 323 ?

h.
a 1 b 2 c 3 d ? ?

i.
1 4 9 16 ?

j.
11 34 59 ?

k.
l7 i> ?

l.
1 14 16 14 ?

m.
3691215??

n.
1 36 1 14 ?

o.
BA equals  - /\|3 as CD equals ?

p.
002011 3 0022????  4

q.
,<O>.  <,oO.> <o,0.o> ??,???,???
     
r.
XYXXYY yx00YY xyXOyy , ???/???

t.
<*-*> , [&\*] , <&|&< , ??/???

u. 
00, 10, 10, 0110, 01100011, <>, \ , \ , /\ , ???/???

v.
* ***** ****\/****** *** **
** *** ******/_____?______

w.
XOX OXO EXOHEX OHEXOH ? ?

x.
1 3 8 14 18 24 ? ? ? ? ?

y.
1 98 234 ?

z.
1 777 5 000 3 ???
                 

Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 03:37:44 pm
XDDDD
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: RestStop on October 27, 2014, 04:20:00 pm
You know the whole "IQ" thing doesn't mean shit in real life right? I have a genius IQ and I'm a fucking dumb ass, so the test isn't even logical.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 27, 2014, 04:40:13 pm
1. guitar : song ; chisel  : ?
2. eyepatch +  plank = ?
3. child + textbook  = ?
4. trail mix + mountain = ?
5. magnifying glass + watson = ?
6. sudoku : crosswords ; math : ?
7.sunnyside + nugget = ?
8. love : marriage ; old : ?
9. graham + cellular = ?
10. mathematics : ethics ; heart : ?
11.ocean + surface tension = ?
12. truth : law ; speculation : ?
13. liquid : viscosity ; road : ?
14. beach : shark ;  sewer : ?
15. dynamic equilibrium : elastic ; stagnancy :?
16. mars + frisbee = ?
17. fridge + gas = ?
18. brain : vat ; cat :  ?
19. prison + entropy = ?
20.  stone age :  kinesthetic ; transhumanism : ?
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: kolokol-1 on October 27, 2014, 04:44:28 pm
You know the whole "IQ" thing doesn't mean shit in real life right? I have a genius IQ and I'm a fucking dumb ass, so the test isn't even logical.

You are only the second person I know that has admitted this, myself being the first.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 03:11:54 pm
bump
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: komokazi on October 28, 2014, 03:22:38 pm
The problem here is that it assumes that the reader speaks English, you can't truly discern intelligence per cultural means. This is one of the reasons IQ tests have low scores in places such as Africa where the premise of the testing material isn't communicated wholly, or effectively.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 04:18:38 pm
i just want some niggers to try a few before f5ing so i can try to analyze statistics n shit, it's not a perfect construct and i cant even say for sure that it measures intelligence, which i need data for my studies, nobody ever wants 2 contribute to this science
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 04:20:17 pm
ill put any edits here.

question e was miswritten. i'm working on the nonverbal logic and spatial sections now but it's hard to compile a good set
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 28, 2014, 04:29:51 pm
I get hit with IQ tests left and right to keep me on my toes, why the fuck would I want to sit down and consciously take one made by an androgynous 17 year old who can't even get real weed?
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 05:14:58 pm
ps. im halfway completedwith the officialzoklet iqtest
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 28, 2014, 07:50:31 pm
Autism
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 07:56:43 pm
is ANYONE EVER going to understand what the fuck im talkingabout
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 28, 2014, 08:05:50 pm
If you are as smart as you think you are, why not apply yourself towards something meaningful?  Instead of doing IQ tests all day to remind/delude yourself how smart you are?
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 08:07:43 pm
WHY DOESNY AYONE JUST WASTE 20 MINUTES OF THEIR BORED DAY AND TRY IT
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 28, 2014, 08:11:10 pm
Caz it's a waste of life.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 28, 2014, 08:22:24 pm
what a shitty IQ salesman you are
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 08:23:31 pm
No, I'm learning more about statistical theories by trying to do this, and nobody else is doing anything anyway. imnot going tofiveyou an iq score yet until its normed.

okok

WHOEVER GETS THE HIGHEST SCORE ON MY TEST WILL PERSONALLY RECOGNIZED AS THE SMARTESTMAN IN THE WORLD
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 08:42:34 pm
I will mail 50 dollars to the highest scorer on my test, only if at least ten other people take it. but i will literaLLY MAIL YOU MONNEY TO GIVE ME LOGIC PUSSEL DATA
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: trannymormonfailparty on October 28, 2014, 08:44:42 pm
are you actually learning about statistical theories/probability? That's more interesting than your gayass iq test 1,2,1,2.

this question is your IQ test

According to officials of Mars, the makers of M&M Plain Chocolate Candies, 20% of the candies in each bag are red. Four candies are selected from a bag and the number of red candies is recorded.
(a) [11] Give a probability distribution for this scenario. (Verify that your probabilities sum to 1.) Let X = # of red M&M’s

I will disclose my IQ test results in spoken word rap form at a later date
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 08:45:30 pm
are you actually learning about statistical theories/probability? That's more interesting than your gayass iq test 1,2,1,2.

this question is your IQ test

According to officials of Mars, the makers of M&M Plain Chocolate Candies, 20% of the candies in each bag are red. Four candies are selected from a bag and the number of red candies is recorded.
(a) [11] Give a probability distribution for this scenario. (Verify that your probabilities sum to 1.) Let X = # of red M&M’s

I will disclose my IQ test results in spoken word rap form at a later date

yes, i am.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: trannymormonfailparty on October 28, 2014, 08:50:48 pm

I'm glad you started learning something useful

but don't avoid the question, do it and you'll learn an important rule of binomial contingent probability from the first two data points
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 08:52:00 pm
1. guitar : song ; chisel  : ?
2. eyepatch +  plank = ?
3. child + textbook  = ?
4. trail mix + mountain = ?
5. magnifying glass + watson = ?
6. sudoku : crosswords ; math : ?
7.sunnyside + nugget = ?
8. love : marriage ; old : ?
9. graham + cellular = ?
10. mathematics : ethics ; heart : ?
11.ocean + surface tension = ?
12. truth : law ; speculation : ?
13. liquid : viscosity ; road : ?
14. beach : shark ;  sewer : ?
15. dynamic equilibrium : elastic ; stagnancy :?
16. mars + frisbee = ?
17. fridge + gas = ?
18. brain : vat ; cat :  ?
19. prison + entropy = ?
20.  stone age :  kinesthetic ; transhumanism : ?


I'll do it because I'm bored as fuck. Here goes:

1. sculpture
2. pirate
3. school aged child
4. hike
5. sherlock
6. english
7. breakfast?
8. death
9. eating out?
10. blood flow
11. waves?
12. opinion
13. friction
14. allegator
15. static
16. UFO
17. cold gas?
18. box? schrodinger?
19. well dispersed poison
20. intellectual
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 08:58:45 pm
here was the Nonverbal Reasoning Part of The IQ Test

(http://i.imgur.com/gf0etnO.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/rkA7duO.png)

Here's the processing speed test (you were supposed to rewrite all the symbols in the ajacent empty boxes within 5 minuutes)

(http://i.imgur.com/G9JZ30I.png)

here's the detail detection subtest

(http://i.imgur.com/6ZrJJQC.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qzcEWQR.png)
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 09:04:07 pm
1. guitar : song ; chisel  : ?
2. eyepatch +  plank = ?
3. child + textbook  = ?
4. trail mix + mountain = ?
5. magnifying glass + watson = ?
6. sudoku : crosswords ; math : ?
7.sunnyside + nugget = ?
8. love : marriage ; old : ?
9. graham + cellular = ?
10. mathematics : ethics ; heart : ?
11.ocean + surface tension = ?
12. truth : law ; speculation : ?
13. liquid : viscosity ; road : ?
14. beach : shark ;  sewer : ?
15. dynamic equilibrium : elastic ; stagnancy :?
16. mars + frisbee = ?
17. fridge + gas = ?
18. brain : vat ; cat :  ?
19. prison + entropy = ?
20.  stone age :  kinesthetic ; transhumanism : ?


I'll do it because I'm bored as fuck. Here goes:

1. sculpture
2. pirate
3. school aged child
4. hike
5. sherlock
6. english
7. breakfast?
8. death
9. eating out?
10. blood flow
11. waves?
12. opinion
13. friction
14. allegator
15. static
16. UFO
17. cold gas?
18. box? schrodinger?
19. well dispersed poison
20. intellectual

~14/20
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 09:04:46 pm
does that mean my IQ is 140?
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 09:04:59 pm
I think it does.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 09:07:26 pm
does that mean my IQ is 140?

try the other sections now fag >:l

them PM me your SAT/irl IQ scores so i can make psychometrics n shit
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: mashleshmash on October 28, 2014, 09:18:08 pm
Professor Sploo
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 09:23:23 pm
You realize you have like 0 chance of collection a reasonable sample here right? You should put this on mechanical turk if you actually want responses.
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 09:54:37 pm
XOX OXO EXOHEX OHEXOH ? ?
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 09:56:52 pm
Aww, XOXOXO to you too bby
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 10:01:57 pm
HEH  EHE
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 10:06:27 pm
HEH HEH
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 10:06:33 pm
EHE EHE
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Lanny on October 28, 2014, 10:06:50 pm
 E H E
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: mashleshmash on October 28, 2014, 10:07:47 pm
da luv
Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: Max Headroom on October 28, 2014, 10:22:32 pm
a.
1 3 5 7 9 11

b.
1  8  1  9  2  0

c.
21 11 01 12

d.
50  050  05000  050000

e.
21 32 43  54

f.
6 180 14 60 19 6

g.
331 421 323 ?

h.
a 1 b 2 c 3 d 4 e

i.
1 4 9 16 10

j.
11 34 59 ?

k.
l7 i> ?

l.
1 14 16 14 1

m.
3691215?? WAT

n.
1 36 1 14 ?

o.
BA equals  - /\|3 as CD equals ? I prefer vinyl

p.
002011 3 0022????  4

q.
,<O>.  <,oO.> <o,0.o> ??,???,??? o__O
     
r.
XYXXYY yx00YY xyXOyy , ???/??? CHROMOSOMES LOL DO I WIN

t.
<*-*> , [&\*] , <&|&< , ??/??? <<??>>

u.
00, 10, 10, 0110, 01100011, <>, \ , \ , /\ , ???/???

v.
* ***** ****\/****** *** **
** *** ******/_____?______

w.
XOX OXO EXOHEX OHEXOH ? ? OMAR EPPS

x.
1 3 8 14 18 24 ! ! ! ! !

y.
1 98 234
:|

z.
1 777 5 000 3 ??? 1-877-KARS4KIDS
COSTANZA

WHAT DO I WIN

Title: Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
Post by: splooge gook on October 28, 2014, 10:53:49 pm
a.
1 3 5 7 9 11

b.
1  8  1  9  2  0

c.
21 11 01 12

d.
50  050  05000  050000

e.
21 32 43  54

f.
6 180 14 60 19 6

g.
331 421 323 ?

h.
a 1 b 2 c 3 d 4 e

i.
1 4 9 16 10

j.
11 34 59 ?

k.
l7 i> ?

l.
1 14 16 14 1

m.
3691215?? WAT

n.
1 36 1 14 ?

o.
BA equals  - /\|3 as CD equals ? I prefer vinyl

p.
002011 3 0022????  4

q.
,<O>.  <,oO.> <o,0.o> ??,???,??? o__O
     
r.
XYXXYY yx00YY xyXOyy , ???/??? CHROMOSOMES LOL DO I WIN

t.
<*-*> , [&\*] , <&|&< , ??/??? <<??>>

u.
00, 10, 10, 0110, 01100011, <>, \ , \ , /\ , ???/???

v.
* ***** ****\/****** *** **
** *** ******/_____?______

w.
XOX OXO EXOHEX OHEXOH ? ? OMAR EPPS

x.
1 3 8 14 18 24 ! ! ! ! !

y.
1 98 234
:|

z.
1 777 5 000 3 ??? 1-877-KARS4KIDS
COSTANZA

WHAT DO I WIN



6/26 son