The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Billy Herrington on October 21, 2014, 08:25:35 pm
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Let's say hypothetically SWIM's dog was writing a story about a guy who's rock was writing a research paper on shoplifting. Now that that's out off the way how about we post about anything shoplifting. Experiences, tactics, things to take, store information, and stuff of that nature.
So this was the first time this person has shoplifted we'll call him N. N was curious about trying DXM so he had his friend drive him to the local pharmacy. He walks in calm as fuck, like serial killer calm, and walks to the cough syrup isle while his friend goes to shit. N was looking for a particular type of DXM so it took him a while. In the end he ended up jacking the cough syrup and some condoms, because N acts like a nigger. He did it all by shoving it in his waistband and walking out the door. The alarm went off and N's friend freaked but he was still calm and walked back to the car and they left. He wasn't sure weather the alarm went off because of the condoms or delsym but it doesn't matter, he got away.
Well sanctuary your turn. Also N loved DXM, and hasn't had it in a while, in fact he told me he's contemplating getting more soon.
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You should stick to having a rock write a research paper for you. You'll get farther that way. Someone seems to have shoplifted your brain.
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You should stick to having a rock write a research paper for you. You'll get farther that way. Someone seems to have shoplifted your brain.
i am actually but he's out on a long smoke break (probably sucking dick or spitting chewed up food into other people's mouths for money or some other gay shit)
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swim should take up another line of recreation because swim sucks at not only shoplifting but picking friends
swim should also bash in the face of swims pet nigger for being a dumb nigger
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General reference: https://web.archive.org/web/20140909073223/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=285369
It's almost a waste to fill a magic bag with dxm, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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General reference: https://web.archive.org/web/20140909073223/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=285369
It's almost a waste to fill a magic bag with dxm, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
it's genuinely not me though i wouldn't do it the way i mentioned it and also wasnt that posted on zoklet before?
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"Boat" is code for "dog's character's pet rock." It's a highly technical term.
And pretty sure most of the contents of that thread are older than zoklet.
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General reference: https://web.archive.org/web/20140909073223/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=285369
It's almost a waste to fill a magic bag with dxm, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
Oh my fucking holy shit, thanks for showing SWIM the Shoplifting Thread again! I missed it 'cause I need ACTUALY INTELLIGENT POSTS to survive!
-Balls
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General reference: https://web.archive.org/web/20140909073223/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=285369
It's almost a waste to fill a magic bag with dxm, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
A magic bag for dxm would just be stupid. Get caught with it and it's a felony. Dxm isn't even that hard to steal anyways. If you do get caught just run
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Oh my fucking holy shit, thanks for showing SWIM the Shoplifting Thread again! I missed it 'cause I need ACTUALY INTELLIGENT POSTS to survive!
-Balls
Can't tell if trolling, or serious. Either way I think I'm okay within the context of this thread though. General reference: https://web.archive.org/web/20140909073223/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=285369
It's almost a waste to fill a magic bag with dxm, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
A magic bag for dxm would just be stupid. Get caught with it and it's a felony. Dxm isn't even that hard to steal anyways. If you do get caught just run
Magic bag reference was made only because OP mentioned an alarm going off.