The Sanctuary
Society => News of the World => Topic started by: equanimity on October 17, 2014, 03:58:26 pm
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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/jk-rowlings-harry-potter-spinoff-fantastic-beasts-to-be-at-least-a-trilogy-9798338.html
This is huge news people. Yes, another example of Hollywood milking a franchise for all it has. But you can't deny that all 8 movies were excellent, right? And Rowling herself is writing the screenplay for at least the first movie. If you're not excited for much more from the Harry Potter universe then you may want to have your heart checked out by a doctor for being too cold.
Flame away :P
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Harry Potter was great when I was 10. I remember hoping I'd get a letter to go to Hogwarts.
But now it's shit.
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When will people understand that we need moar violence?
There needs to be more dark, bloody, gory final fantasy type stuff
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They should make it a 18 and have Harry as a crack addict and the ginger one addicted to meth.
While the girl sleeps around.
And they have to fight there demons to come together to fight the ebola virus.
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They should make it a 18 and have Harry as a crack addict and the ginger one addicted to meth.
While the girl sleeps around.
And they have to fight there demons to come together to fight the ebola virus.
What the fuck?
No :suspect:
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They should make it a 18 and have Harry as a crack addict and the ginger one addicted to meth.
While the girl sleeps around.
And they have to fight there demons to come together to fight the ebola virus.
What the fuck?
No :suspect:
What the fuck?
Yes :suspect:
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Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start. It's cruel :(
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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/jk-rowlings-harry-potter-spinoff-fantastic-beasts-to-be-at-least-a-trilogy-9798338.html
But you can't deny that all 8 movies were excellent, right?
*looks at the Harry Potter Cinemasins video series*
Errr... No.
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OH SHIT! Just realised it said "Fantastic Beasts" not "Fantastic Breasts". Damnit.
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Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start. It's cruel :(
Harry stood over the lifeless body of Lord Voldemort, the still, broken creature that had once been Tom Riddle. The world around him seemed dull and muted, fading into the background. Slowly the scene of Hogwarts transformed into an old English schoolyard; his onlooking fans and supporters became strangers, children and teachers alike watching in horror. At his feet his cousin Dudley lay still, a small red blemish on the white buttoned shirt of his school uniform.
Harry stared at the slowly expanding spot of blood. Gazing down towards the sharpened stick in his hand, he whispered to himself.
"You're a wizard, Harry."
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Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start. It's cruel :(
Harry stood over the lifeless body of Lord Voldemort, the still, broken creature that had once been Tom Riddle. The world around him seemed dull and muted, fading into the background. Slowly the scene of Hogwarts transformed into an old English schoolyard; his onlooking fans and supporters became strangers, children and teachers alike watching in horror. At his feet his cousin Dudley lay still, a small red blemish on the white buttoned shirt of his school uniform.
Harry stared at the slowly expanding spot of blood. Gazing down towards the sharpened stick in his hand, he whispered to himself.
"You're a wizard, Harry."
Wut?
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Please don't ruin my futile attempts at holding onto my long-passed childhood before they even start. It's cruel :(
Harry stood over the lifeless body of Lord Voldemort, the still, broken creature that had once been Tom Riddle. The world around him seemed dull and muted, fading into the background. Slowly the scene of Hogwarts transformed into an old English schoolyard; his onlooking fans and supporters became strangers, children and teachers alike watching in horror. At his feet his cousin Dudley lay still, a small red blemish on the white buttoned shirt of his school uniform.
Harry stared at the slowly expanding spot of blood. Gazing down towards the sharpened stick in his hand, he whispered to himself.
"You're a wizard, Harry."
Wut?
It is what he has wet dreams about I assume?
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Thats awesome. I loved those books as a kid. Especially since I was reading them in elementary school right around the time they exploded in popularity and all the overly christian folks got their hate on.. I even got a medal (not lying.. serious) for having the most Accelerated Reader points in my school, and a good 1/3 or 1/4th were the first (4) Harry Potter Books.. I finished the GOF in a week and it was like, idk.. 731 pages? something like that.. Never read those side books that added to the lore, but I'll definitely check out the movies.. It's a nice reprieve from the vulgar reality this site reminds me of on a regular basis..
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Thats awesome. I loved those books as a kid. Especially since I was reading them in elementary school right around the time they exploded in popularity and all the overly christian folks got their hate on.. I even got a medal (not lying.. serious) for having the most Accelerated Reader points in my school, and a good 1/3 or 1/4th were the first (4) Harry Potter Books.. I finished the GOF in a week and it was like, idk.. 731 pages? something like that.. Never read those side books that added to the lore, but I'll definitely check out the movies.. It's a nice reprieve from the vulgar reality this site reminds me of on a regular basis..
I absolutely devoured the series. Proud to say I finished the whole thing in a week and a half. Most of that was reading under the sheets at night.
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Thats awesome. I loved those books as a kid. Especially since I was reading them in elementary school right around the time they exploded in popularity and all the overly christian folks got their hate on.. I even got a medal (not lying.. serious) for having the most Accelerated Reader points in my school, and a good 1/3 or 1/4th were the first (4) Harry Potter Books.. I finished the GOF in a week and it was like, idk.. 731 pages? something like that.. Never read those side books that added to the lore, but I'll definitely check out the movies.. It's a nice reprieve from the vulgar reality this site reminds me of on a regular basis..
I absolutely devoured the series. Proud to say I finished the whole thing in a week and a half. Most of that was reading under the sheets at night masturbating over the Chinese chick
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Thats awesome. I loved those books as a kid. Especially since I was reading them in elementary school right around the time they exploded in popularity and all the overly christian folks got their hate on.. I even got a medal (not lying.. serious) for having the most Accelerated Reader points in my school, and a good 1/3 or 1/4th were the first (4) Harry Potter Books.. I finished the GOF in a week and it was like, idk.. 731 pages? something like that.. Never read those side books that added to the lore, but I'll definitely check out the movies.. It's a nice reprieve from the vulgar reality this site reminds me of on a regular basis..
I absolutely devoured the series. Proud to say I finished the whole thing in a week and a half. Most of that was reading under the sheets at night masturbating over the Chinese chick
Fixed up by my Ebola infected grandma. Will try for Ebola-mutated babies.
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