The Sanctuary
Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: WS on October 15, 2014, 06:36:15 pm
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So, it was a chilly fall morning in the South, one year ago, it was a day to be captured. I ain't done meth in a week, and I ain't got shit to do today. Drop baby off at work in the morning just like a fucking nigger and dial those numbers I could never forget.
It's 7:30 AM, I doubt this small hick is gonna answer. Oh, but he does. "let me get a point, cause I'm a responsible user." Sure, he says. Cause he's biding his time like the devil does. Soon he'll be my best homie and IOENO it.
I swang thru the Baltimore, a huge complex not all entirely reachable via the numerous parking lots within it's massive whatever the fuck. I park and make the cool walk that I'm already beginning to memorize. It's only my 3rd time fucking with this nigga, and I'm already careening down a slippery slope. Careening, tho?
Anyway.
I head up to the third floor and there he is, sitting on a milk crate instead of the ratty couch, upon which many of the nastiest women in the vicinity have been dicked down by either the man in question or his roommate, who can often be seen lying on the floor wearing a chef's coat although he's been unemployed for the greater part of the year, as meth has totally pwned his life. He doesn't seem to notice or care that his whole life is going downhill because he is in love with the inane conversations that he initiates (and finishes) with any one who enters the apartment and staying up for 7 days at a time masturbating in a room without a door but merely a curtain.
by the time my part in his life is over he'll have picked up a felony for the manufacture and delivery of methamphetamine because one fine day he decided to become a craigslist dealer, and two weeks later he was setting up buys from that one cautious hick guy from Mesquite whose face I never saw and whose name currently escapes me.
I'm running off the rails here, for I've been smoking weed.
I give the small hick $10 and he passes me my baby sack and his pipe. I smoke the dope that's loaded and then throw my ten cents in there and smoke it, as my dealer man plays with an Autotune App rapping " all I wanna do is get fucked up and get my kids back.'
I'll never forget it. Anyway, I end up giving him $5 to load me one more bowl and by then I'm so fucking high and all I can think about is Rachel Starr. I get lost trying to find my car and ask about 3 fat black women directions for no reason and finally I jump in my car and I'm so high I just wanna turn on Pandora and listen to Lana Del Rey. Her album cover gives me a deep rush of sexuality, almost primitive it was, the way I just wanted sex so bad. I googled rachel starr vids, it took too long to load so i looked at her porno galleries on the drive home.
And then.
I jerked off ALL day until my girl got off work.
I couldn't sleep that night or the next.
I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward. Take a moment.
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I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas.
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Oooooh nigga i'm going to make food before I read this shit
Burger ass nigga
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you talked to semi on the phone?
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In tinychat at 5 am. Boutta microwave this thread. I liked that saying from Zenith, i think i have 3bola honestly. Nice to know ya.
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Zenith is a fag becaus ehe didn't register
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Zenith eats dicks for breakfast and lunch.
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I love drug stories. N you are pretty good with words son.
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smoke more
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autism
that was painful to read
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there's so much burgers going on in this thread
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Virgins
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You a prime burger
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autism
that was painful to read
You are the last person who gets to call something painful to read. I literally do not read your posts past the 2nd sentence. I like you bro it's just your ramblings are as you say, painful to read.
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I loved how you jerked off all day, then picked up your girl and then jerked off all night... WTF good is she?
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She aint good she a hoe
girlfriend: MARCOS IF YOU DON'T QUIT SMOKING THAT METH
Marcos: BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
*hits girlfriend*
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Funny how you can't even get a girl to let you hit it in the urban-african american sense and I'm over here squandering bitches like they're in no short supply.
but LOL, yes that's exactly how fucked up it is.
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WS can you do an IWD impression?
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smoke more boulders
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Funny how you can't even get a girl to let you hit it in the urban-african american sense and I'm over here squandering bitches like they're in no short supply.
but LOL, yes that's exactly how fucked up it is.
you're nasty breh
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WS can you do an IWD impression?
I'm from the city of the codeine
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I loved how you jerked off all day, then picked up your girl and then jerked off all night... WTF good is she?
He jerked it all day because his dopamine was overflowing and his dick wouldnt make a semen at the hanky. Would you want to bring your girlfriend into a situation of a half-erect dick that dont make no semen for bout 12 more hours? No you will not
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would you want to bring ya mama into that situation? didn't think so either.
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Good read. :tup:
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Oh God... Is this what the fuck I've been doing to you guys?
I deserved it when Enter and whore to a chainsaw said mean stuff to me.
Like "All of those PM's... I never read a single one of them"...
and
"But I don't want to be your friend though, I want you to kill yourself... Why are you even alive anyways you smarmy, recalcitrant victim? You're lucky this isn't real life or I'd bash you and when you went down I'd stomp your fucking face into the curb until I ended up having to ply your disgusting, abysmally meth-corroded teeth out of my Doc Martins. Stop PMing me. "
Well... I owe at the very least 2 people a heartfelt... no... "heartfelt" is an adjective Unwyred would use while sitting a room away from some girl he met on "PlentyOfFish" in which he is likely engaged to and in which he has likely used as a punching bag... if punching bags were synonymous with "disgusting, smelly, aesthetically-revolting pussy" and "to use" were synonymous with "lure to his house, bust out the flunitrazepam, bust out two glasses, fill them with cheap wine, place the date rape in one of the glasses of such before downing it himself in an attempt to commit suicide because he's an overweight midget that wears clothes that are gay to the exponent of negative zero."... umm sincere apology... and admittedly, there's probably a greater number of you than just that. :(
lol jk dude.
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bump