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Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: BallsDeep69 on October 13, 2014, 06:58:46 am

Title: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 13, 2014, 06:58:46 am
Title says it all.
Share your techniques in the  following format
Name of Technique:
Method:
Gender used by:

Don't care about jacking off per se, but I like starting new threads. Have fun fuckers.
-BallsDeep
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: ed rush on October 13, 2014, 07:10:25 am
I do have an affliction that I would like to get some input on.

I'm right handed. I'm a righty on everything except penis handling. I always hold my dick with my left hand while pissing and also masturbate exclusively with my left hand. What the fuck is going on here?
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Prometheus on October 13, 2014, 08:02:03 am
Huh, one would think that general dick handling would default to the right hand, given how zippers are designed.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 13, 2014, 08:08:38 am
I do have an affliction that I would like to get some input on.

I'm right handed. I'm a righty on everything except penis handling. I always hold my dick with my left hand while pissing and also masturbate exclusively with my left hand. What the fuck is going on here?
On one of the occasions when I have masturbated, I also tend to use my left hand even though I'm a righty. Looked it up and apparently since it's not our dominant hand, it feels like being banged by a stranger? Meh. Can't say I can explain it either.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: jerome on October 14, 2014, 04:43:02 am
yedh i wanked today in like 3-4 weeks. it felt good and lame at hte same time.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:45:07 am
Jerome actually masturbated on camera for us tonight. She was moaning and groaning into the camera until I banned her.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 04:46:09 am
HERPPPPPPPPPPP
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 14, 2014, 04:47:19 am
weerd smex this is where you post your imgur link again
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: jerome on October 14, 2014, 04:48:10 am
Jerome actually masturbated on camera for us tonight. She was moaning and groaning into the camera until I banned her.

appparently. i played league though nd lost 2 games iN A ROW.  not ocool.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:53:04 am
Jerome I just want to help you with your masturbation addiction. It can become instead an addiction to Christianity, to god. Please reconsider my offer.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Prometheus on October 14, 2014, 04:55:38 am
If you think Jerome has a problem, I'd hate to know what you think of my wanking habits.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: jerome on October 14, 2014, 04:57:42 am
Jerome I just want to help you with your masturbation addiction. It can become instead an addiction to Christianity, to god. Please reconsider my offer.

man i wish i was addicted. i'd think that'd actualy help.

If you think Jerome has a problem, I'd hate to know what you think of my wanking habits.

there was a period back when i was pretty mhch a sex a addict and i'd wank for like 6=7 times on average a day. h0w're you're wanking haibts?
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:57:57 am
It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 14, 2014, 05:05:16 am
It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?


couldn't agree more. you have a generous Lord of Hosts who has bestowed upon you the gift of vaginal cleanliness (as it relates to sanctity). Please stop allowing men to smash that to smithereens, and seek your Maker.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Prometheus on October 14, 2014, 05:11:37 am
You win. I'm usually only 2-3/day, but some days, rarely, it's as many as 8. It's not even mostly for fun. You know how when you're about 12-13 years old, a light breeze is enough to get you to pop embarrassing wood? But you grew out of that? Yeah, I never did. It takes maintenance to not humiliate myself in public.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 05:13:10 am
It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?


couldn't agree more. you have a generous Lord of Hosts who has bestowed upon you the gift of vaginal cleanliness (as it relates to sanctity). Please stop allowing men to smash that to smithereens, and seek your Maker.
good to see a fellow man of god on these boards. It's nice to meet you.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 14, 2014, 05:19:21 am
It's not the habit, it's the act. When you masturbate you lose your purity. You should be saving yourself for your future husband or wife. For god. Why waste the gift he has bestowed upon you?


couldn't agree more. you have a generous Lord of Hosts who has bestowed upon you the gift of vaginal cleanliness (as it relates to sanctity). Please stop allowing men to smash that to smithereens, and seek your Maker.
good to see a fellow man of god on these boards. It's nice to meet you.


Likewise. Pleased to meet one of my fellow brethren of God. Christ be with you.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Rook on October 15, 2014, 04:36:32 am
Haha, I have a high sex-drive, and I'm in my mid-twenties so... Despite being in an excellent relationship were I'm very satisfied sexually, I do have a tendency to watch late night porn and give myself a good rub and tug.. lol.. I'm actually trying to cut back as of recently.. Idk, I feel I'm becoming desensitized, and its taking the fun out of it.. My fiance once seriously considered me a sex addict, but I think I've fought myself back from being truly classified. Don;t get me wrong, I absolutely love sex, and at one time thought excessive amounts of sex, porn, wanking, and etc could never be a real problem... well.. I was wrong.. lol.. It really can effect your life, your mood, and your interactions with people. I'm down to watching porn 2-3 times a week.. my fiance watches it with me, shes really cool.. I still prefer good old fashioned sex to anything though.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 15, 2014, 04:44:00 am
what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 04:45:38 am
I'm curious, how did masturbating so much effect your life? Besides stabbing the heart of god almighty in the highest of course.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 04:46:50 am
what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.
scene cuts, lots of practice not cumming, maybe they blow a load beforehand. It is pretty impressive.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 15, 2014, 04:47:51 am
I don't know if you're addressing me Gollum, but God and I have an 'arrangement.'
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Rook on October 15, 2014, 05:41:57 am
what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

 I think it just works in strange and different ways for different people. One of the main reasons I cut back on the porn and wanking was because it was taking me upwards of 2 hours to find a sufficient video to get me off.. However, this didnt always translate over to the bedroom.. sometimes I'd be power fucking till she'd get tired and.. maybe a little agitated.. lol.. sometimes I can be a minute man.. It really varies on my level of rest, if I've ate, if we're really in the mood or just giving it a go since it'd been a few daysObviously, jacking off before sex will increase your time on the next go.. obviously porn stars do this.. Then again, the reason why I cant get off to most porn is because unless I genuinely believe the female is enjoying it and not faking, its just not happening. 95% of the porn I watch is amateur or homemade..
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 15, 2014, 06:19:24 am
what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

 I think it just works in strange and different ways for different people. One of the main reasons I cut back on the porn and wanking was because it was taking me upwards of 2 hours to find a sufficient video to get me off.. However, this didnt always translate over to the bedroom.. sometimes I'd be power fucking till she'd get tired and.. maybe a little agitated.. lol.. sometimes I can be a minute man.. It really varies on my level of rest, if I've ate, if we're really in the mood or just giving it a go since it'd been a few daysObviously, jacking off before sex will increase your time on the next go.. obviously porn stars do this.. Then again, the reason why I cant get off to most porn is because unless I genuinely believe the female is enjoying it and not faking, its just not happening. 95% of the porn I watch is amateur or homemade..


I suppose I go through about 4-10 videos for similar reasons, but not. Like I originally said, I could probably get off to the first video I chose if I so..chose. Much the same to jacking off to my own thoughts or a magazine, even a lone video of anything is going to do the trick if I focus my efforts intently without letting my mind remember that there are a million other scenarios that I could be appreciating. I think that might be one of the biggest factors in why so many people likely go through at least several videos...they know there's more and it almost seems boring to just go with the first video you find attractive.


Amateur porn is and always will be the best porn no doubt. Firm agreement there.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 16, 2014, 08:07:06 am
Please people. This thread is about jacking off. Take your God-related posts and take em' to the 'My God can Beat the Absolute Fucking Shit out of your God' thread/area and get this thread back on topic please.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Prometheus on October 16, 2014, 10:28:44 pm
what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

Probably helps that they've got a dozen people hovering over them, they're following a script and instructions, and it's work, not play. When people are actually enjoying themselves, they tend to look goofy as fuck.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Rook on October 17, 2014, 07:13:28 am
Not that I just realized this or anything, but when browsing the internet for porn vids.. lol.. I do use my left hand to keep erect till I find a good video.. But then i noticed, that I turn my left hand upside down and tug.. ??? Just me Haha

 
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: AstralPlane on October 20, 2014, 07:19:24 pm
I am usually pretty fast when it comes to watching porn. I like girl on girl action and use my vibrator.... its not like I'm a lesbian(noting wrong with it) I would actually try it if I got the nerve up...lord knows my fiance would love it. But yea its more of a matter if the girls are liking it.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Wolven Throne on October 26, 2014, 06:39:59 am
I do have an affliction that I would like to get some input on.

I'm right handed. I'm a righty on everything except penis handling. I always hold my dick with my left hand while pissing and also masturbate exclusively with my left hand. What the fuck is going on here?

You became used to clicking the mouse with your right hand.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Wolven Throne on October 26, 2014, 06:41:35 am
what bothers me is that when watching porn, I could and would cum before the couple even gets to the actual fucking, every time. I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse to be able to fuck two gorgeous bitches for over an hour without getting off. Or how the fuck a guy can have a girl slobbing on his knob, another sucking his balls, and a third licking his asshole, and this takes place for 20 minutes before the next 40 minutes of power fucking. I'd have jizzed like 2 times in the first 10 minutes.  I understand there are male porn stars who aren't 'normal' in that sense, but I mean, the fuck? Can a male porn star even get off without long extended sessions of hardcore sex? Does it take them hours upon hours to reach climax when they jack off? I don't like any of it, not one bit. Except for the part where there's infinite porn for me to watch if need be.

Porn shoots take place over several hours. Its probably common that the guy cums, they take a break for a while and he eats donuts naked, gets fluffed, and then they start again.
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: Prometheus on October 27, 2014, 11:21:55 pm
It gets worse: http://www.cracked.com/article_21339_5-reasons-being-male-porn-star-less-fun-than-it-looks.html
Title: Re: The Official Masturbation Thread
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 12:14:30 pm
It gets worse: http://www.cracked.com/article_21339_5-reasons-being-male-porn-star-less-fun-than-it-looks.html
I read this like a year ago man... Get with the times and show us something new...