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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: equanimity on October 12, 2014, 02:43:59 am

Title: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: equanimity on October 12, 2014, 02:43:59 am
Advice thread!

You've got fucking problems, and I can help.  Having problems deciding what to make for dinner?  Lacking purpose in life?  Need help choosing a career?  Look no further, friend; I've got you covered.  My advice is free, supported by scientific evidence†, and guaranteed to make your life better!*

Equanimity reserves the right to deny service to any poster for any reason.
†Advice not supported by science.
*Not really.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Juicebox on October 12, 2014, 02:55:58 am
One of my friends has stage 3 cancer, syphilis, and HIV that has not yet progressed to aids. He is in very bad pain but has an opiate tolerance equivalent to 155mg of 3-methylfentanyl per day, built up over 16 months or so.

The chemist that made this for him just poisoned himself with cyanide gas trying to make 4-methylaminorex, and is in the ICU. What can he do to help stop his pain and prevent withdrawal?
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 02:59:56 am
If you died and your cats ran out of food, would they end up eating you?  And if so, does that make them cannibals?
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: equanimity on October 12, 2014, 03:00:42 am
One of my friends has stage 3 cancer, syphilis, and HIV that has not yet progressed to aids. He is in very bad pain but has an opiate tolerance equivalent to 155mg of 3-methylfentanyl per day, built up over 16 months or so.

The chemist that made this for him just poisoned himself with cyanide gas trying to make 4-methylaminorex, and is in the ICU. What can he do to help stop his pain and prevent withdrawal?

Uhh...

*grabs Magic 8-ball*

*shakes*

"It is decidedly so."

I hope this has been helpful.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: equanimity on October 12, 2014, 03:03:48 am
If you died and your cats ran out of food, would they end up eating you?  And if so, does that make them cannibals?

This isn't asking for advice at all :hrmph:

But to answer your question: your cats would never eat you if they loved you, and it would count as cannibalism if you were truly family.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 03:08:41 am
This isn't asking for advice at all :hrmph:

But to answer your question: your cats would never eat you if they loved you, and it would count as cannibalism if you were truly family.

 :psych:
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 10:33:35 am
Quote
make your life better!

 (http://thinkonthesethingstoo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/sad-schopenhauer-meme-generator-no-you-re-not-f4dcfd1.jpg)
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Controversialrogue on October 12, 2014, 10:39:31 am
Not really keen to take advice from a dick mutilating tranny. No offence, of course.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Soso0 on October 14, 2014, 05:08:49 am
I think we would be better off not taking advice from you. We've all seen your depressing ass threads
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Prometheus on October 14, 2014, 05:16:43 am
Depressing ass-threads? Are her pants really that bad?
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Soso0 on October 14, 2014, 05:26:53 am
Depressing ass-threads? Are her pants really that bad?
Yeah pants  :suspect:... idiot
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Prometheus on October 14, 2014, 05:29:16 am
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg)
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: Soso0 on October 14, 2014, 05:33:05 am
That's one shitty hobby you got there. How do you live with yourself
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:29:00 am
I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.


lol
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: equanimity on October 14, 2014, 12:45:35 pm
I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.


lol

Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: bling bling on October 14, 2014, 02:19:22 pm
why dont you kill yourself worthless attention seeker
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: bling bling on October 14, 2014, 02:20:22 pm
why dont you kill yourself worthless attention seeker

(http://i.imgur.com/2rpJl56.png)
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: equanimity on October 14, 2014, 02:45:51 pm
Hey bling!  Glad your ban ended.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: bling bling on October 14, 2014, 02:54:48 pm
Hey bling!  Glad your ban ended.

ty
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 02:56:21 pm
I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.


lol

Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.

I don't understand.
Title: Re: Equanimous advice for troubled souls!
Post by: equanimity on October 14, 2014, 02:59:12 pm
I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.


lol

Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.

I don't understand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29