The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: equanimity on October 12, 2014, 02:43:59 am
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Advice thread!
You've got fucking problems, and I can help. Having problems deciding what to make for dinner? Lacking purpose in life? Need help choosing a career? Look no further, friend; I've got you covered. My advice is free, supported by scientific evidence†, and guaranteed to make your life better!*
Equanimity reserves the right to deny service to any poster for any reason.
†Advice not supported by science.
*Not really.
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One of my friends has stage 3 cancer, syphilis, and HIV that has not yet progressed to aids. He is in very bad pain but has an opiate tolerance equivalent to 155mg of 3-methylfentanyl per day, built up over 16 months or so.
The chemist that made this for him just poisoned himself with cyanide gas trying to make 4-methylaminorex, and is in the ICU. What can he do to help stop his pain and prevent withdrawal?
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If you died and your cats ran out of food, would they end up eating you? And if so, does that make them cannibals?
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One of my friends has stage 3 cancer, syphilis, and HIV that has not yet progressed to aids. He is in very bad pain but has an opiate tolerance equivalent to 155mg of 3-methylfentanyl per day, built up over 16 months or so.
The chemist that made this for him just poisoned himself with cyanide gas trying to make 4-methylaminorex, and is in the ICU. What can he do to help stop his pain and prevent withdrawal?
Uhh...
*grabs Magic 8-ball*
*shakes*
"It is decidedly so."
I hope this has been helpful.
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If you died and your cats ran out of food, would they end up eating you? And if so, does that make them cannibals?
This isn't asking for advice at all :hrmph:
But to answer your question: your cats would never eat you if they loved you, and it would count as cannibalism if you were truly family.
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This isn't asking for advice at all :hrmph:
But to answer your question: your cats would never eat you if they loved you, and it would count as cannibalism if you were truly family.
:psych:
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make your life better!
(http://thinkonthesethingstoo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/sad-schopenhauer-meme-generator-no-you-re-not-f4dcfd1.jpg)
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Not really keen to take advice from a dick mutilating tranny. No offence, of course.
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I think we would be better off not taking advice from you. We've all seen your depressing ass threads
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Depressing ass-threads? Are her pants really that bad?
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Depressing ass-threads? Are her pants really that bad?
Yeah pants :suspect:... idiot
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/hyphen.jpg)
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That's one shitty hobby you got there. How do you live with yourself
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I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.
lol
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I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.
lol
Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.
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why dont you kill yourself worthless attention seeker
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why dont you kill yourself worthless attention seeker
(http://i.imgur.com/2rpJl56.png)
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Hey bling! Glad your ban ended.
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Hey bling! Glad your ban ended.
ty
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I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.
lol
Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.
I don't understand.
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I thought equanimity underwent a name change and was someone else.
lol
Sometimes you're simply in the mood for eating drywall.
I don't understand.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_%28disorder%29