The Sanctuary
Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: kroz on October 11, 2014, 11:53:00 pm
-
best ways please? charmed to meet you all I'm krozler Mcmennis.
-
abstinence
-
BEST ways-abstinence
OR-2 gallons of cranberry juice the night before, and as much gatorade as you can out through your system the day of.
-
Don't forget those B vitamins.
-
BEST ways-abstinence
OR-2 gallons of cranberry juice the night before, and as much gatorade as you can out through your system the day of.
yeah, you want dilution, dilution, dilution. Piss more than you have ever pissed before, and then piss once more for the test.
I always cheated at the methadone clinic, though. I would get a visine bottle, put clean urine in there, put the cap on, and 15 minutes before I arrived at the clinic I would buy a cup of hot water and a lid. I would throw the bottle in there for a few minutes and then took it out and put it under my arm. Then when I got there I would go through the patdown/empty your pockets thing, then go in the restroom and squirt the visine into the test cup. There was a temp gauge on the side of the cup, and I am not sure what it registered but I never had a problem. I always wondered if it was too hot but they hardly ever even looked at it.
Then they put in cameras but they didn't turn them on for months, and I am not sure if they ever did but at that time I had quit smoking weed and taking speed so I tested clean anyway.
-
When I had court-mandated drug tests, they would stand there and STARE at you while you peed. They had to see the urine going in the cup, and it was very very invasive. Developed some weird bathroom anxiety over it.
-
water purification pills generally found in the camping/outdoor section of your local camping/outdoor store. designed for snake bites and such, they clear you out.
-
1. Dilution
2. Consume ridiculous amounts of OTC niacin
-
I used synthetic urine for the drug test my job required. Worked perfectly.
-
Don't forget those B vitamins.
b vitamins are not nessecary for dip stick test, but thanks anyways
-
When I had court-mandated drug tests, they would stand there and STARE at you while you peed. They had to see the urine going in the cup, and it was very very invasive. Developed some weird bathroom anxiety over it.
yes they do that to me too
-
Think B vitamins add color to your pee which is why they're recommended.
I've never been searched before a piss test. Tho at my methadone clinic they had a camera attached to the fucking toilet.
N at my sub docs office I do this: Dip cup into toilet water, pull flap to display results, dump water, actually piss in cup, use small amount of a glue stick to close flap back up, pass drug screen.
-
i sell military grade piss
-
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.
-
i sell military grade piss
LOL. Trailer Park Boys reference?
-
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.
faggot alert
-
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.
faggot alert
-
abstinence
faggot alert
-
BEST ways-abstinence
OR-2 gallons of cranberry juice the night before, and as much gatorade as you can out through your system the day of.
faggot alert
-
1. Dilution
2. Consume ridiculous amounts of OTC niacin
niacin doesn't work faggot alert
-
I used synthetic urine for the drug test my job required. Worked perfectly.
cant its for a probation test, faggot alert
-
Bleach down your urethra or just drink Anti Freeze to clean out your kidneys.
faggot alert faggot alert
-
faggot alert
faggot alert
-
niacin doesn't work
Source?
Not all niacin is equal. No flush niacin isn't effective. You want immediate release.
Niacin + drinking fucktons of water + avoid eating fat 24 hours in advance = pass.
-
You can't beat the test. The best you can do is find someone with clean piss and use their sample as yours. Stored piss should be refrigerated.