Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Rocklin on October 05, 2014, 08:26:36 pm
Title: Totse memories
Post by: Rocklin on October 05, 2014, 08:26:36 pm
TLDR: I remember LULZ on the original Totse.
It's late December 2003, I'm on my dads computer looking up explosive textfiles and stumble apon TOTSE. after a few days of reading outdated explosive texts from mostly 1980's textfiles at that point I found the forums, this rapidly became my favorite place to go to in my spare time. while my friends played street hockey or baseball I was online gaining knowledge about things that I was sure I would be arrested for later on or killed in the process of trying.
After a year of lurking the forums I joined under the name of ".38caliber25" on January 30 2005, my home at that time was the W&C, DIY and Bad Ideas (Night-Op's thread mostly) sections.
I will add more memories as I remember them but below are a few you may find interesting/funny/shocking etc.
One of the First memories I have of TOTSE in 2005 was the Wintermute Incident. Wintermute was a mod at Totse who gained Admin status, people didn't like this so the "Totse Army" went into action and the first order of battle was to dig for PI. They hit the jackpot when they discovered nude pics of her (9 in total but only 5 exist today). The Totse Army spammed these pics into every corner of the site, the result was wintermute banning everyone who posted the pics, who quoted the pics and who talked about her or the pics. almost 250 members lost accounts in a little over 24 hours.
she quit soon after and the 250 banned users had the accounts reactivated (a few never returned though)
Another early memory was on a Totse video chat in late 2005, guy drunk out of his mind decides to show off his daily carry pistol by putting it to his head and pulling the trigger. he had dropped the mag but never cleared the chamber. RIP dude.
IRC chat, guy named Ripper decided to end it all by taking all the drugs he could lay his hands on in one go. someone called the paramedics for his city but it was to late. DOA.
If anyone else has any memory's of totse or zoklet post em up. no trolling or off topic posts please.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Vega on October 05, 2014, 08:28:38 pm
poniti dressing up as a maid
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: equanimity on October 05, 2014, 08:32:58 pm
HTS highlighter incident was the best. He had to tell his parents and go to the ER oh god xD
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Pestilence on October 05, 2014, 08:42:48 pm
BB member getting arrested for setting off dry ice bombs inside a McDonalds and taunting the cops Redsky's 12kg ANNM det and going to prison for blowing the door off his parents' garage Chainhit's axe bomb trolling Deathdiver's meth/TATP mixup Bill Keller When the entire Bad Ideas forum was deleted
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: theKit on October 05, 2014, 08:48:23 pm
My memories of zoklet and totse have all but blurred together. Best memories that quickly come to mind though:
Jenkem Bunny Meatball Saga That dude who died doing night ops Joe Pedo Jacktttek (sp) WAN's asian picture.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on October 05, 2014, 09:06:09 pm
I only signed up in '07 so i wasn't around for a bunch of stuff but the jenkem incident was hilarious with news reporters calling it butthash. I think we had a pretty good section of drawball owned in '08 thought that was cool at the time. Then the incident of that spare admin account, enigma, got taken over by spectral and he deleted HB. Vaguely remember something about the domain expiring and some shit went down but I don't recall exactly. The one about the gun you mentioned, this guy on zoklet was on cam and was cleaning his gun and accidental discharge directly into his heart, can't remember his name. There's more i'll remember I'm sure once someone else posts it.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: mashleshmash on October 05, 2014, 09:37:07 pm
That was Viper.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Suicidal Fish on October 05, 2014, 10:02:56 pm
Shame we don't have that now
People Grow up and all that.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 05, 2014, 11:04:55 pm
That was hilarious when we gained control of the Enigma admin account by setting up an e-mail server on the expired NirvanaNET domain and resetting the password through it. Then we hard deleted Half Baked entirely and made some new mods and tossed a few proven morons, all overnight. Then the next morning Jeff posted directly beneath his own Enigma account's post and didn't even notice. Enigma then started giving the staff shit for mutiny, and laughs ensued. A week later, the real Jeff showed up again and wondered why everyone was so rattled. LOL
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Rocklin on October 05, 2014, 11:11:50 pm
That was hilarious when we gained control of the Enigma admin account by setting up an e-mail server on the expired NirvanaNET domain and resetting the password through it. Then we hard deleted Half Baked entirely and made some new mods and tossed a few proven morons, all overnight. Then the next morning Jeff posted directly beneath his own Enigma account's post and didn't even notice. Enigma then started giving the staff shit for mutiny, and laughs ensued. A week later, the real Jeff showed up again and wondered why everyone was so rattled. LOL
if we had a thanks option you would get it from me, I remember that happening and trying to figure it out.
nice one man.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: mojo4567 on October 05, 2014, 11:15:50 pm
Dry ice bombs in mickdicks sounds awesome. I thought this site had alot of people but 250 getting banned in one night...
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 05, 2014, 11:20:32 pm
We could just as easily have hard deleted the entire Totse database, all the text files and all the backups, but we weren't that evil. ;)
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Rocklin on October 05, 2014, 11:48:47 pm
That was hilarious when we gained control of the Enigma admin account by setting up an e-mail server on the expired NirvanaNET domain and resetting the password through it. Then we hard deleted Half Baked entirely and made some new mods and tossed a few proven morons, all overnight. Then the next morning Jeff posted directly beneath his own Enigma account's post and didn't even notice. Enigma then started giving the staff shit for mutiny, and laughs ensued. A week later, the real Jeff showed up again and wondered why everyone was so rattled. LOL
Didn't they even let some of those mods stay on? That was pretty funny Spec, even though you deleted my beloved HB :(
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 05, 2014, 11:52:36 pm
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Rocklin on October 06, 2014, 01:55:11 am
in 2006 before the admins closed new memberships off we where attacked by a group of people who knew the forum software back to front. they filled up HB, SG, BI with threads whose titles where blank so they could have private conversations on a public forum while we couldn't even make a post. the mods and admins couldn't delete the threads because you had to open the thread to even start the moderation process, this took some time to figure out and a clever user found a way to gain entry into the threads using the hyperlink of a known (And enterable thread) and simple math.
say this is the thread you used to start the break in process (intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2672.0)
you see the numbers at the end of the link?, by modifying the numbers you could gain entry to the un enterable threads.
here we changed the numbers at the end and a new thread is opened (intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2673.0) and in this way we could enter the threads and spam them or delete them.
Then we had to find out how they could create a thread with no title because the forum software didn't permit threads to be made without a title, after trying a few things and no results we found out about an exploit in the software that allowed ALT-NUM PAD codes to be used in thread titles. one of the codes is a blank space that is visible as a normal letter to the forum software but invisible to your eyes and mouse pointer.
good times.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 06, 2014, 02:00:32 am
...we found out about an exploit in the software that allowed ALT-NUM PAD codes to be used in thread titles. one of the codes is a blank space that is seen as a visible to the forum software but invisible to your eyes and mouse pointer.
Can get the same blank character from the Character Map program in Windows. There's more than one, too. Still works, actually.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Rocklin on October 06, 2014, 02:14:35 am
Can get the same blank character from the Character Map program in Windows. There's more than one, too. Still works, actually.
I just tried and I cant get it to work. maybe I fucked up but im sure I did everything right.
You tried it on VBulletin?
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Rocklin on October 06, 2014, 02:19:18 am
I tried it here, I know this forum is running something different from UBB (Totse Pre 2007). maybe they patched it.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: theKit on October 06, 2014, 02:35:06 am
I remember when Jeff stopped showing up on the forum and everyone assumed he was dead. Someone made a Jeff Hunter is Dead thread and people filled it will bull shit speculation about his absence.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on October 06, 2014, 10:44:11 pm
The moderation team rotation and Meta got put in into SG was pretty funny. I think just about every post he made in there was "Add more content to the OP", "Not enough content in the OP, locked", etc etc then he'd use his special brown banning finger to click the ban button.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: WAN on October 06, 2014, 10:48:50 pm
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 06, 2014, 11:17:36 pm
Or that time the global moderator Momentary Lapse of Reason drunkenly admitted one night to letting a dog lick his asshole after spreading peanut butter on it, and someone screenshotted the admission and posted it on the board for everyone to read. Then MLoR went on a rampage threatening everyone that he'd ban them if they even mentioned it, and he soft deleted whole forums and posts and banned a bunch of people. After that, he threatened to call in the fed cybercrime unit and get people busted for trying to ruin his life (said he worked for the fed and had friends there) , but he got booted by Jeff himself before he could come through on his promise. Classic shit right there, folks!
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: BORSH on October 06, 2014, 11:30:45 pm
htc noob highlighter,
hoz curtain rod
trolling walmart
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: aldra on October 06, 2014, 11:32:12 pm
BB member getting arrested for setting off dry ice bombs inside a McDonalds and taunting the cops
lol, what? I don't remember this
Quote
Deathdiver's meth/TATP mixup
this I do though, haha
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 06, 2014, 11:34:00 pm
Demon in the mirror in teh river.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: aldra on October 06, 2014, 11:35:38 pm
I wonder if the whole Bill Keller thing kicked off Warweed's downward spiral... is he still in jail?
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: WAN on October 06, 2014, 11:38:47 pm
i will add something:
i remember that HTS-noob (of the highlight fame) posted this comic, which was hilarious. basically it featured the pedo-bear asking a child if he/she wanted any condoms. the child blushed, then said, "no". At which point the pedobear said, "so, no condoms, huh?" and then there was a close-up to his (the pedobear's) face that accentuated his lecherous-ness.
i lolled so hard
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on October 07, 2014, 12:23:39 am
Or that time the global moderator Momentary Lapse of Reason drunkenly admitted one night to letting a dog lick his asshole after spreading peanut butter on it, and someone screenshotted the admission and posted it on the board for everyone to read. Then MLoR went on a rampage threatening everyone that he'd ban them if they even mentioned it, and he soft deleted whole forums and posts and banned a bunch of people. After that, he threatened to call in the fed cybercrime unit and get people busted for trying to ruin his life (said he worked for the fed and had friends there) , but he got booted by Jeff himself before he could come through on his promise. Classic shit right there, folks!
He was a good mod prior to that, and a great poster always. Wasn't be bipolar? :/
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: MoaningLisa on October 07, 2014, 01:21:53 am
HTS posted that on the forums himself...he made the choice for it not to be private anymore
I also have the bloodydiaperman taco bell application. if I can find it I'll post it
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: fanglekai on October 07, 2014, 03:54:14 am
I reported a post where a moderator posted PI. nothing has happened yet.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on October 07, 2014, 10:15:48 am
Oh, just remembered the whole Chunt v HTS fight that was supposed to go down. So much hype for the fight just for HTS to show up fucked up on Cough Syrup so they ended up bar hopping or something lame. I wish Chunt would have just busted him in the face a few times any way.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: UserToast on October 10, 2014, 08:19:17 pm
Oh, just remembered the whole Chunt v HTS fight that was supposed to go down. So much hype for the fight just for HTS to show up fucked up on Cough Syrup so they ended up bar hopping or something lame. I wish Chunt would have just busted him in the face a few times any way.
That pic was the only thing win about that meet up. Sucks that HTS didn't have the stones to show up sober and take his punishment it looked like he was suffering as it was. Idk he did deserve it though
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: theKit on October 10, 2014, 08:26:45 pm
Bumble
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: helladamnleet on October 10, 2014, 08:27:03 pm
I tried it here, I know this forum is running something different from UBB (Totse Pre 2007). maybe they patched it.
I know for a fact it works because I've already done it here. [alt]+[0129]
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 10, 2014, 08:35:04 pm
Or 0x80 + 0xA0 in Character Map.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Michael Myers on October 10, 2014, 09:03:24 pm
When it got shut down. It was glorious.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 10, 2014, 09:12:11 pm
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: bling bling on October 10, 2014, 09:18:37 pm
we can do it again
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: kroz on October 10, 2014, 10:37:59 pm
There was that guy ratbastard that got made fun of for posting videos of him yelling at girls "give me some ass!"
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on October 11, 2014, 01:41:54 pm
That one guy whose name I forget, who would do home surgeries on himself like fixing ingrown toe nails and other things. I hope someone has those threads and pictuers saved.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: helladamnleet on October 12, 2014, 12:57:26 am
All these memories tell me is how shit this site is (and Zoklet was)
THIS site, or Totse?
This one
Yeah. This site is nothing but a rally point. We need to start setting our sites on the next place.
We need users who really don't give a shit.
This site is a Troll Fest
We need users willing to contribute some sort of information, or discuss some hot topic.
Think about how YOU found totse. Looking for information.
I'm considering uploading some of the old text files to my site, but I don't see a point other than shits.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Savino on October 12, 2014, 02:24:50 pm
The bunny.meatball thing was epic, too bad we never actually got in touch with the girl from the bus like we were trying, or did we? I know there were pictures of his farm from google maps and shit lol. It's all fuzzy.
Um, there was a long thread about a guy who was sticking it to his science teacher apparently, don't remember details really, except he posted a picture of her and she looked hot.
I can't really remember that time man, those were my heavy DXM days back then.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: equanimity on October 12, 2014, 02:27:19 pm
I remember when fuckhead found out she had syphilis.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 12, 2014, 03:10:30 pm
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Prometheus on October 12, 2014, 07:52:39 pm
I recall DeadlyCindy helping another member (who's name I forget) escape his abusive parents and drive him to a relative's place out west. He unpacked his chemistry shit in a motel room outside of Vegas and blew up the room. Cindy was picking glass out of his back once they drove far enough away to take a breather.
K9grrl was very vocal on the subject of fucking her rottweiler.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: helladamnleet on October 12, 2014, 09:53:39 pm
We were all extremely open about our lives. We regularly had meet-ups, and a lot of us wrote each other letters.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Prometheus on October 12, 2014, 10:34:15 pm
Oh yeah. I met up with a few totseans. I was even briefly engaged to stormybaka, and she married, then divorced uh... I forget his name. But he was from &T as well.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 12, 2014, 10:34:48 pm
No, Anrox is Hitler, his supporters are Nazis, this thread is Ann Frank's attic.
Im just quoting this because "this thread is Anne Frank's attic" is most likely the funniest thing that will ever be posted on this board. I'd thank you, but I can't
Also, anything post-2005
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 13, 2014, 05:02:44 am
Robinhoody's farewell thread.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: aldra on October 13, 2014, 05:16:03 am
No. He just decided to leave. The cat fucker didn't have anything to do with it.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: helladamnleet on October 13, 2014, 01:48:01 pm
It's weird to think that my first time on Totse was a little over 10 years ago. I should have been less of a fag and actually kept in contact with people.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: Bad Company on October 13, 2014, 03:14:20 pm
Remember Fonaplats with his fonafone? And armsmerchant on Alaska state troopers.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: helladamnleet on October 13, 2014, 03:18:56 pm
I semi-remember Fonaplats. I do remember Armsmerchant, but not being on anything. What ever happened to Greyfox?
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: -SpectraL on October 13, 2014, 03:20:38 pm
Or that time the global moderator Momentary Lapse of Reason drunkenly admitted one night to letting a dog lick his asshole after spreading peanut butter on it, and someone screenshotted the admission and posted it on the board for everyone to read. Then MLoR went on a rampage threatening everyone that he'd ban them if they even mentioned it, and he soft deleted whole forums and posts and banned a bunch of people. After that, he threatened to call in the fed cybercrime unit and get people busted for trying to ruin his life (said he worked for the fed and had friends there) , but he got booted by Jeff himself before he could come through on his promise. Classic shit right there, folks!
He was a good mod prior to that, and a great poster always. Wasn't be bipolar? :/
NAES is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Title: Re: Totse memories
Post by: bling bling on October 14, 2014, 04:27:37 pm