The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 12:27:24 am
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Thread title engineered to produce maximum google hits
1. Make girl cry
2. Wait for Drake to show up
3. Listen to Drake console the girl and white knight
4. Say you've reconsidered your approach to the gender paradigm after seeing a Jewish hip hop star display the virtues of chivalry
5. When Drake extends arm and moves shoulder forward in anticipation of a "bro hug," grab his hand and pull him towards you quickly with your foot outstretched, tripping him
6. Put your knee in his back
7. Make him eat grass and dirt
8. Tell him to stop punching himself
9. Take his chains/money
10. Celebrate with the girl for a few days until she starts crying in a club because she dropped her phone in the toilet while doing coke
11. Drake shows up again
12. Repeat
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IOVD8CPDqpk/Un1RKYbhQyI/AAAAAAAABog/pSCciji5n7w/s1600/et.jpg)
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Wanted: someone that hasnt gone full-retard who can translate that post written by someone who obviously has
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You're ugly and stupid
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Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
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Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
*cringe*
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Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
Proof??
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ayy so we goin
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Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
Proof??
ask your mom
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Wat
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your word you've never googled this
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Why would you rob drake? Think of all the songs that show girls your steeze when you listen to them that he made
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Why would you rob drake? Think of all the songs that show girls your steeze when you listen to them that he made
what's a steeze? I remember a song where method man says "you know my steeze" but I really don't, so I just tried to nod my head knowingly along with the beat and hoped nobody questioned me on it
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You stole this and I hate you for it.
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You stole this and I hate you for it.
I didn't steal anything. I guess I stole that pic from tumblr or something but fuck is it ever a good pic
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for the record my x gf dropped her phone in the toilet doing coke in a gay bar before, lol, whore
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Why would you rob drake? Think of all the songs that show girls your steeze when you listen to them that he made
what's a steeze? I remember a song where method man says "you know my steeze" but I really don't, so I just tried to nod my head knowingly along with the beat and hoped nobody questioned me on it
Steeze means cool and shit. Get with it old man
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you know my steeeze