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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 12:27:24 am

Title: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 12:27:24 am
Thread title engineered to produce maximum google hits

1. Make girl cry
2. Wait for Drake to show up
3. Listen to Drake console the girl and white knight
4. Say you've reconsidered your approach to the gender paradigm after seeing a Jewish hip hop star display the virtues of chivalry
5. When Drake extends arm and moves shoulder forward in anticipation of a "bro hug," grab his hand and pull him towards you quickly with your foot outstretched, tripping him
6. Put your knee in his back
7. Make him eat grass and dirt
8. Tell him to stop punching himself
9. Take his chains/money
10. Celebrate with the girl for a few days until she starts crying in a club because she dropped her phone in the toilet while doing coke
11. Drake shows up again
12. Repeat

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IOVD8CPDqpk/Un1RKYbhQyI/AAAAAAAABog/pSCciji5n7w/s1600/et.jpg)
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 12:30:16 am
Wanted: someone that hasnt gone full-retard who can translate that post written by someone who obviously has
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 12:34:03 am
You're ugly and stupid
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 12:38:19 am
Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 12:41:56 am
Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you

*cringe*
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Soso0 on October 02, 2014, 12:42:13 am
Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
Proof??
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: bling bling on October 02, 2014, 12:54:28 am
ayy so we goin
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 01:16:00 am
Aye...but im still better looking and less tarded than you
Proof??

ask your mom
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Toxication on October 02, 2014, 01:37:04 am
Wat
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 02, 2014, 01:54:04 am
your word you've never googled this
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: mojo4567 on October 02, 2014, 02:36:30 am
Why would you rob drake? Think of all the songs that show girls your steeze when you listen to them that he made
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 01:10:35 am
Why would you rob drake? Think of all the songs that show girls your steeze when you listen to them that he made

what's a steeze? I remember a song where method man says "you know my steeze" but I really don't, so I just tried to nod my head knowingly along with the beat and hoped nobody questioned me on it
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 03:21:15 am
You stole this and I hate you for it.
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 03:22:41 am
You stole this and I hate you for it.

I didn't steal anything. I guess I stole that pic from tumblr or something but fuck is it ever a good pic
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 03:23:46 am
for the record my x gf dropped her phone in the toilet doing coke in a gay bar before, lol, whore
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: mojo4567 on October 04, 2014, 03:27:26 am
Why would you rob drake? Think of all the songs that show girls your steeze when you listen to them that he made

what's a steeze? I remember a song where method man says "you know my steeze" but I really don't, so I just tried to nod my head knowingly along with the beat and hoped nobody questioned me on it

Steeze means cool and shit. Get with it old man
Title: Re: How to rob Drake
Post by: Lord hang man on October 04, 2014, 04:25:34 am
you know my steeeze