The Sanctuary
Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: oppenheimmer on May 12, 2014, 08:16:27 pm
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Whats the biggest thing you can cram in your butt hole for me it one of them plastic tubs you get at paint balling you treat like a spare mag any one who has ever been will know what i mean about 2 1/2 inch in dia.
I have to use poppers to get it in tho :P
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post pics or it didnt happen
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post pics or it didnt happen
:o NO! lol
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:o NO! lol
Yes, I agree with this.
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post pics or it didnt happen
:o NO! lol
yes
:o NO! lol
Yes, I agree with this.
no. you are mistaken
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Funny. I'm going paint-balling this Saturday! I'll think of ya as I load my gun! XD
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post pics
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post pics
(http://i.imgur.com/iEVfKBj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/kyVNL2W.jpg)
for your fapping need's
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(http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/NoDrEvil.gif)
wtfman
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(http://ctworkingmoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Jumping-Out-of-Window.gif)
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What a talented asshole. You would be very popular in prison
I know a chick that can take a full sized 32oz beer bottle...im sure she could take one of those. Ill have to find out one of these days
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wtfman
Youre happy someone else out there has a rectum almost as talented as your own. U two can swap dildos
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How are you still alive? XD
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What a talented asshole. You would be very popular in prison
thank you, i do take a lot off pride in my asshole and as for it's popularity, well, 3 is never a crowd :P
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How are you still alive? XD
You need an interview with goatse
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What a talented asshole. You would be very popular in prison
thank you, i do take a lot off pride in my asshole and as for it's popularity, well, 3 is never a crowd :P
Apparently pride is not the only thing you take in your asshole. HAHA :D
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What a talented asshole. You would be very popular in prison
thank you, i do take a lot off pride in my asshole and as for it's popularity, well, 3 is never a crowd :P
Im sure hazza and street crap would love to have you over for a nice long session of man love. Your talent is right up their alley. Nope...that wasn't a pun. Not at all
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The view's to post ratio is leaving me with question's...
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You need an interview with goatse
I've had many. XD
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The view's to post ratio is leaving me with question's...
XD
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You need an interview with goatse
I've had many. XD
Then you shouldn't be surprised at someone impaling their prostate with oversized foreign objects. Once you graduate to mr-hands sorts of things, thats when not being alive becomes an option
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The view's to post ratio is leaving me with question's...
There are no questions to be had...its common knowledge that porn is the biggest attractant of traffic there is
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You need an interview with goatse
I've had many. XD
Then you shouldn't be surprised at someone impaling their prostate with oversized foreign objects. Once you graduate to mr-hands sorts of things, thats when not being alive becomes an option
And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize
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You need an interview with goatse
I've had many. XD
Then you shouldn't be surprised at someone impaling their prostate with oversized foreign objects. Once you graduate to mr-hands sorts of things, thats when not being alive becomes an option
I'm not too surprised. I've been all around that part of the web, like with Mr. Hands and One Man One Jar. The way I wrote my response made me look more surprised than I actually was.
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And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize
The Mr. Hands guy didn't live, right?
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And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize
The Mr. Hands guy didn't live, right?
nnnnnope
"died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon"
thats about as vague of a cause of death as it gets. i havent been able to find a real cause of death, such as loss of blood pressure...sepsis...whatever. it was only a few hours after the incident that he died, so it must have been something pretty severe
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And the award for sexiest death reference goes to Infinityshock
Well done mate have this Dodo egg as your prize
The Mr. Hands guy didn't live, right?
nnnnnope
"died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon"
thats about as vague of a cause of death as it gets. i havent been able to find a real cause of death, such as loss of blood pressure...sepsis...whatever. it was only a few hours after the incident that he died, so it must have been something pretty severe
Yikes. I wonder if he thought it was worth it? :-\
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if hes into extreme S&M...im sure
id like to find a chick that is into that. id videotape it in a state where it was legal then post the vid in S&A as art
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Videotape it on a boat or in Antarctica. No laws out there other than the laws of the nation whose ship finds you! XD
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Videotape it on a boat or in Antarctica. No laws out there other than the laws of the nation whose ship finds you! XD
or doesnt find me
still, there are several states where it is legal
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Yeah.
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legal to what extent can i marry my sister's puddle?
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yes. and post pics when the marriage is consumated
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Witch states? and i would but i think a particular some one might kick up a fuss about them tho
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i dont know.
what i do know is nothing is illegal until you get caught
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i know i tell the kids that all the time altho it would be nice fore some one to do a post on zoo sex law so fellow beasty's can play safe
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easy...dont get caught...and dont incriminate yourself. then all kinds of zoo seks is legal.
and...dont advertise it on craigslist...like that chick that advertised that she wanted a dog with a big dong to cork her. some bored cop was nice enough to show up then arrest her.
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What about entry in to animal like with dogs will i have to sniff there butts so they know what i intend to do?
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What about entry in to animal like with dogs will i have to sniff there butts so they know what i intend to do?
all you have to do is get down on all fours like a bitch and spread your ass cheeks.
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haha a dog's knott would just fall out off me tho you have seen the pics ant you
(http://i.imgur.com/kyVNL2W.jpg)
in case you didn't
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then its time you think bigger
find a horse
make sure to video tape it...titled 'mr hands part deux'
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i got a candle in once. the guy on 4chan said he would pay me $40 but he flaked out once he got the pic. stupid muthafuckin me had red shit for the next 2 weeks. let me tell you, a virgin ass does not respond well to a candle being stuck up it.
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i got a candle in once. the guy on 4chan said he would pay me $40 but he flaked out once he got the pic. stupid muthafuckin me had red shit for the next 2 weeks. let me tell you, a virgin ass does not respond well to a candle being stuck up it.
Post pics