The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: mark311 on October 01, 2014, 12:10:24 pm
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Okay so far I have already
Sent her a picture of me with a black girl saying that I'm getting married
Call from 1-800-collect pretending to be in jail
I had a chick from back home call and leave a message saying I got her pregnant and it's twins
Any ideas on how I can piss my mom off further? Lol she did get me back a few times by
Sending me a picture of her holding a gas can and a lighter by my collection of old Legos (THAT PISSED ME OFF)
Sent me a picture of her dumping beer down the drain (which also pissed me off)
Told everyone back home I actually was in jail lol
I need ideas people obviously the harmless kind of fun ideas
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Send your mom a pic of you with another man and say that you turned gay and she is the reason for it lol I bet it will freak her out.
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Send your mom a pic of you with another man and say that you turned gay and she is the reason for it lol I bet it will freak her out.
LMAO this is a good one
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Ply her with large quantities of roofies
Get her pregnant
You win
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Tell her you're addicted on drugs. Or get caught snorting some fake cocaine and then tell her your hooked on cocaine
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pay some hookers 5 dolla bills to do some poses with you
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maybe pay them to do a pose in all the different letters that spell out your name
i had never tried it before and i found out it was very difficult to do a letter c
i kept falling over, it kept looking like diffferent figures./... L started to look like gamma
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in high school I had a girl with a kid come home with me, and I tried to tell my mom the kid was mine and I'd been hiding him for the last 2 years. she probably would have bought it if the girl was in my league lol
unexpectedly great, I unscrewed all the lightbulbs in the house once. I didn't expect her to flip NEARLY as bad as she did.
one time I wired the horn of her car to the left turn signal.
my friend works at the bursars office as a clerk, and has access to the Bursars@college.edu email, I'm gunna send my mom an email saying my financial aid got pulled and they need 5 grand or I get evicted. that should be funny.
other than that just usual jump scares, just wait for her to come around the corner and just scream...my sister was a better victim for that though, lol
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one time I wired the horn of her car to the left turn signal.
That's pretty funny, lol. Imagine it would have caused a fatal accident with a school bus. No survivors. Haha.
*Wooooooooooooooooo....., BRSH! ArGH! AAAAArgghh...... ooooooooooo.."
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one time I wired the horn of her car to the left turn signal.
That's pretty funny, lol. Imagine it would have caused a fatal accident with a school bus. No survivors. Haha.
*Wooooooooooooooooo....., BRSH! ArGH! AAAAArgghh...... ooooooooooo.."
one time blings big old semi dope truck came toppin the hill and there was a school bus full of kids right in the middle of that crossroads there
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"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha. Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it. Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.
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Put a condom on her car antenna.
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"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha. Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it. Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.
the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering
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"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha. Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it. Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.
the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering
Don't be fucking stupid infinity. The protection part is key for two reasons:
1. It makes the story more believable.
2. Subtle way to tell her that OP "bottoms".
"He... he has HIV. But don't worry! He wears a condom every time!"
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"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha. Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it. Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.
the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering
Don't be fucking stupid infinity. The protection part is key for two reasons:
1. It makes the story more believable.
2. Subtle way to tell her that OP "bottoms".
"He... he has HIV. But don't worry! He wears a condom every time!"
1. the believability depends on his acting skills.
2. thats a stupid assumption. aids can be transmitted via pitcher or catcher
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"Coming out" as gay is a good one haha. Don't send her pictures or anything, but act really emotional on the phone and build up to it. Then tell her you've in love, and your boyfriend is HIV positive but you make sure to have him wear protection.
the protection part could be left out for more effective mom prankstering
Don't be fucking stupid infinity. The protection part is key for two reasons:
1. It makes the story more believable.
2. Subtle way to tell her that OP "bottoms".
"He... he has HIV. But don't worry! He wears a condom every time!"
1. the believability depends on his acting skills.
2. thats a stupid assumption. aids can be transmitted via pitcher or catcher
I'm pretty sure the "catcher" wouldn't be the one wearing the condoms...
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You dont say
I wouldn't know
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Should I say I'm with a black guy that's also HIV positive lol
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Get an annoy-a-tron, essentially a tiny circuit board with a battery that makes extremely loud beeps at regular intervals.
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Should I say I'm with a black guy that's also HIV positive lol
No, you want to use something that your mom will think is out of the ordinary.
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Should I say I'm with a black guy that's also HIV positive lol
No, you want to use something that your mom will think is out of the ordinary.
Congrats you just made me spit out my beer laughing *respect knuckles*
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Congrats you just made me spit out my beer laughing *respect knuckles*
:tup:
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Put a condom on her car antenna.
This made me laugh. More than it should, actually.
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fart in a jar and mail it to her
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fart in a jar and mail it to her
take that up a notch...have as many homeless people as possible shit in a large box then mail it to her.
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You could always fuck with her like this using an SMS Spoofer.
http://i.imgur.com/Aw18xFo.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/Aw18xFo.jpg)
Instead of Cat Facts, you could use Westboro Baptist Church or something.
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maybe pay them to do a pose in all the different letters that spell out your name
i had never tried it before and i found out it was very difficult to do a letter c
i kept falling over, it kept looking like diffferent figures./... L started to look like gamma
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1) Take a picture of yourself naked in a bed with an old woman your mom's age and tell her that she's your new mommy.
2) Take a pic of yourself in wigger attire and with a bunch of niggers hanging around you and tell your mom that you're inviting them over for thanksgiving.
3) Put a delicious starbucks coffee in your mom's refrigerator and tell her that you'll punch her in the face if she drinks any.
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1) Take a picture of yourself naked in a bed with an old woman your mom's age and tell her that she's your new mommy.
2) Take a pic of yourself in wigger attire and with a bunch of niggers hanging around you and tell your mom that you're inviting them over for thanksgiving.
3) Put a delicious starbucks coffee in your mom's refrigerator and tell her that you'll punch her in the face if she drinks any.
Awww shit that second one might work lol
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send her ur avatar pic
or i try find original le mark face and u can send her that and say you ate 300 pills but DONT WORRY THERE NO DOZeeee
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Call her and tell her you've signed up for the Army.
Get a girl friend she doesn't know to come with you to the local court place and take a bunch of pictures to make it look like you're getting a lame court wedding. Wear clothes so it looks like you're half-assedly dressed up. Post pictures on facebook and make a big deal about it. Get your friends to all congratulate you on getting married.
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send her ur avatar pic
or i try find original le mark face and u can send her that and say you ate 300 pills but DONT WORRY THERE NO DOZeeee
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Send the police to her house and tell them she's running a huge drug distribution op.
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send her ur avatar pic
or i try find original le mark face and u can send her that and say you ate 300 pills but DONT WORRY THERE NO DOZeeee
Funny story actually she and her friends have my avatar picture in fact it's actually the background on some of their computers lol
Wait WHAT BLING IS BANNED?!!
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Get her blackout drunk, fuck her while taking a video, then a few days later send her the video. If you want to take it to the extreme do anal.
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Call her and tell her you've signed up for the Army.
Get a girl friend she doesn't know to come with you to the local court place and take a bunch of pictures to make it look like you're getting a lame court wedding. Wear clothes so it looks like you're half-assedly dressed up. Post pictures on facebook and make a big deal about it. Get your friends to all congratulate you on getting married.
Oh that would be good lol
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Get really drunk and call her on the phone at 3 in the morning and ask her why bling got banned.
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Lay a big turd in between her sheets. Unless of course she is into that sort of thing...