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Title: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 30, 2014, 12:57:08 pm
I would communicate only using smilies, no text or pictures.  Just 'sanctuary smilies'.  At first, no one would probably notice, but when someone would finally ask me 'what is your deal with the smilies, new guy?'  I would post this in response: 

  :tup:

'What the fuck is your problem?  Hey admins!  Look at this guy, he is just spamming smilies!'

my alt:   :facepalm:

'Smilies are gay, and you are a nigger.'

my alt: :cosby:

'I know someone who uses smilies all the time.  HC45 detected.' (This is me talking to my alt)

my alt:  :homo:

Soon after, the alt would be banned for 'spamming'.
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 30, 2014, 01:02:46 pm
 :laugh:
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: RisiR on September 30, 2014, 01:45:25 pm
:laugh:
Whao dude, back off.  >:(
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 30, 2014, 03:46:40 pm
:laugh:
Whao dude, back off.  >:(

 :suspect:
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: RisiR on September 30, 2014, 03:53:47 pm
The laughing Guapo is not to be reckoned with, son. Beware, for he is a powerful tool of destruction.

Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 05:13:55 pm
I would communicate only using smilies, no text or pictures.  Just 'sanctuary smilies'.  At first, no one would probably notice, but when someone would finally ask me 'what is your deal with the smilies, new guy?'  I would post this in response: 

  :tup:

'What the fuck is your problem?  Hey admins!  Look at this guy, he is just spamming smilies!'

my alt:   :facepalm:

'Smilies are gay, and you are a nigger.'

my alt: :cosby:

'I know someone who uses smilies all the time.  HC45 detected.' (This is me talking to my alt)

my alt:  :homo:

Soon after, the alt would be banned for 'spamming'.

Youd have more fun playing with dolls and giving each one all your love and devotion. 
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 05:26:13 pm
Youd have more fun playing with dolls and giving each one all your love and devotion.

You seem to know this for certain. 
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Lord hang man on October 04, 2014, 04:22:40 am
Is there such a way to piss everyone off so much?!
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 04:25:25 am
Is there such a way to piss everyone off so much?!

No, in reality no one would give a shit or probably even notice. 
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: equanimity on October 04, 2014, 04:25:34 am
Smilies are love.  I think I'd want to keep that poster around tbh.  We need more gimmick posters; where's Rolf?
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Lord hang man on October 04, 2014, 04:28:42 am
Do we need gimmicks or thread/post replies?
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 04:32:21 am
Do we need gimmicks or thread/post replies?

Ummmm, yes?  Not sure what you mean, but I will say 'yes'.
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Max Headroom on October 04, 2014, 05:21:15 am
Ehem- m
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Lord hang man on October 04, 2014, 04:30:14 pm
Do we need gimmicks or thread/post replies?

Ummmm, yes?  Not sure what you mean, but I will say 'yes'.

All gimmicks do is get replies, otherwise they're annoying and banal. What the site needs is interesting posters who provoke discussion, not Brandon to come back..
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 04:37:13 pm
All gimmicks do is get replies, otherwise they're annoying and banal. What the site needs is interesting posters who provoke discussion, not Brandon to come back..

Yeah, and if gold rained down from the sky we would all be rich.  What is your point?
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 06, 2014, 12:32:30 am
Take a break from IntoSanctuary and get a life you fat slob.  You probably already have alts so you can post more without looking so pathetic with your 1958 posts.   

For someone who bitches about this site so much you sure are fucking glued to it.
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 12:33:24 am
Take a break from IntoSanctuary and get a life you fat slob.  You probably already have alts so you can post more without looking so pathetic with your 1958 posts.   

For someone who bitches about this site so much you sure are fucking glued to it.

I am glad I piss you off, and I hope to do more of it in the future.
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: Umbrella Corp on October 06, 2014, 12:43:23 am
Looking forward to it.  Looking forward to $10 minimum wage, more unemployment benefits, socialized medicine, gun bans and confiscations, more federal law and less state rights, unrestricted abortion, nationwide gay marriage, public financing of elections, less national defense spending and welfare for all.
Title: Re: If I ever made an alt.....
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 12:45:41 am
Looking forward to $10 minimum wage, more unemployment benefits, socialized medicine, gun bans and confiscations, more federal law and less state rights, unrestricted abortion, nationwide gay marriage, public financing of elections, less national defense spending and welfare for all.

I am sure you are.