The Sanctuary

Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 10:33:01 am

Title: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 10:33:01 am
I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. They took me from my bed and physically carried me down the stairs outside. Then they tied me up and put me in their van. I was then forced me to ejaculate into a cup that I presume will be used to clone my optimal genes.
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 10:33:54 am
I feel beautiful
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Soso0 on September 27, 2014, 08:42:10 pm
You're so fat not even aliens can abduct you
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Bart the General on September 27, 2014, 08:49:10 pm
You got milked
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: constantinople on September 27, 2014, 11:42:26 pm
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 27, 2014, 10:33:54 am
I feel beautiful


Well that shouldn't be happening.
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 29, 2014, 04:13:01 am
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Suicidal Fish on September 29, 2014, 04:15:42 am
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 29, 2014, 04:13:01 am
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Dumpo you should sign up to PotterForums with some of us and troll the fuck out of them.

You will be great at it.

Keep your name too for extra Lulz
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 04:29:34 am
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 29, 2014, 04:13:01 am
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good
Now sniff your finger
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Suicidal Fish on September 29, 2014, 04:55:33 am
Quote from: Dumpster Slut on September 29, 2014, 04:13:01 am
Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Video or it didn't happen
Title: Re: I just got abducted by aliens
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:27:09 am
That wasnt aliens.  That was your uncle and his friends in their Halloween costumes

Those werent probes. They were penises and dildos