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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 01:39:29 am

Title: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 01:39:29 am
The boys have finally caught on to me at the local qfc I frequent. They informed me on my way out today "the register is right there sir!" "Oh stealing from us again?!"  And  "we have good cameras ya know!"

 How was your morning?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 01:52:57 am
The boys have finally caught on to me at the local qfc I frequent. They informed me on my way out today "the register is right there sir!" "Oh stealing from us again?!"  And  "we have good cameras ya know!"

 How was your morning?

Doesn't sound like you 'got caught' more seems like they were 'onto you'.  Those are two different things.  In the past, I have kept stealing from the same place even when they were 'onto me' because I would be careful to stay within the grey areas of their LP policies.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 01:59:17 am
Some people dont grasp the concept between taking chances and being stupid
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:03:29 am
Some people dont grasp the concept between taking chances and being stupid

I was pretty much a pro at this shit for like 10 years, so in my case it was a 'calculated risk'.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Toxication on September 27, 2014, 02:59:29 am
What happened then?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 03:13:57 am
Just left.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Toxication on September 27, 2014, 03:15:12 am
No pursuit?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 03:22:41 am
None. I'm not sure how far back the employee was, regardless he sounded like a winy bitch.

Like I felt tempted to fip him off or something.

Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: mojo4567 on September 27, 2014, 03:53:59 am
if nothing happend your good, just dont go back for a while. i did that and ended up getting arrested and pissing off the police force in my county.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: General Fault on September 27, 2014, 04:09:52 am
Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: mojo4567 on September 27, 2014, 04:11:39 am
Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.

im pretty dumb and even i know this is a bad idea.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: komokazi on September 27, 2014, 04:31:46 am
Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.

im pretty dumb and even i know this is a bad idea.

It's actually not. If they stop you and you don't have anything on you, LAWSUIT. It's called defamation of character.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: SBTlauien on September 27, 2014, 04:53:39 am
None. I'm not sure how far back the employee was, regardless he sounded like a winy bitch.

You were stealing though...  Most people bitch about things like shoplifting, so you shouldn't be surprised when they cry that you're lifting.

Like I felt tempted to fip him off or something.

Why bother?  I'd be embarrassed if I was called out like that.  I have to assume that you're a teenager with your attitude.  Once you get older you'll understand how important it is to fit in if you're committing crime.

Also, you're lucky that they didn't pull out their cell phones and start recording you.  A lot of people are doing that and then posting it online.  lmao @ the losers that actually get caught.   ;D
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Soso0 on September 27, 2014, 05:00:01 am
So you didn't get caught... liar
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: STD on September 27, 2014, 10:16:32 am
Any consequences so far? Keep away from there for months and months at least.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: bling bling on September 27, 2014, 11:22:24 am
next time just act like u break down and start crying and say u have no friends and you just come in to pass the time while everyone else is having fun
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 10:04:10 pm
No consequence so far. I have yet to go back to this location, it could get a little awkward.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 10:08:35 pm
So what I am curious about.. can they actually do anything? Like tell the police I'm a dirty no good shop lifter. How could that affect me?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: SBTlauien on September 28, 2014, 12:44:38 am
So what I am curious about.. can they actually do anything? Like tell the police I'm a dirty no good shop lifter. How could that affect me?

They can post a picture of you and put in big letters  "SHOP LIFTER".  I'd avoid you.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 28, 2014, 12:48:19 am
If you make enough of an impression on them, they may share images of you with the local police department, and if more than one store does this, they might start an 'investigation' and attempt to identify the person in the images.  This is rare, though, at least in my experience.  Be aware that it has been over a decade since I have been in this line of work, so things may be different now.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: SBTlauien on September 28, 2014, 07:25:05 am
I'm sure they'll at least post OP picture in the break room at that store and if they see him they'll "trespass" him, maybe get a license plate number(if OP even drives :roll:).

If OP did this near his place of residence, it could wreck his reputation.  It's only shoplifting, so it's really not a big deal, but some people will point him out.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Tiffany on September 28, 2014, 07:27:07 am
hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Ninja on September 28, 2014, 07:30:42 am
hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.

I wish I had tits.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Tiffany on September 28, 2014, 07:32:12 am
hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.

I wish I had tits.

I just have buds but guys seem to like them. :)
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Ninja on September 28, 2014, 07:38:47 am
hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.

I wish I had tits.

I just have buds but guys seem to like them. :)

I like smoking buds more than I like tits.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: mojo4567 on September 28, 2014, 02:01:51 pm
[quote author=komokazi link=topic=2391.msg28550#msg28550
It's actually not. If they stop you and you don't have anything on you, LAWSUIT. It's called defamation of character.
[/quote]
Interesting, I did not know that
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 28, 2014, 02:33:30 pm
hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.

I have a feeling that you are 24 years old, and this post is just wishful thinking.  Kill yourself, you degenerate piece of human garbage.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on October 01, 2014, 05:49:21 pm
Update.

So I went back to the same store wearing the same clothes. I did my shopping and  returned my movies(@ the red box right next to the un-used register where I was earlier scolded at).

Are they just going to wait for when I least expect it? I'm kind of worried now.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 05:59:20 pm
Update.

So I went back to the same store wearing the same clothes. I did my shopping and  returned my movies(@ the red box right next to the un-used register where I was earlier scolded at).

Are they just going to wait for when I least expect it? I'm kind of worried now.

They might not have even noticed you. Those clowns make barely above minimum wage and dont give a fuck. They only do it for the fun and thrills
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 06:27:59 pm
They might not have even noticed you. Those clowns make barely above minimum wage and dont give a fuck. They only do it for the fun and thrills

This, although there are a few douche bags who like to act like they are heroes or some shit.  Their lives must be pathetic.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 07:21:08 pm
They might not have even noticed you. Those clowns make barely above minimum wage and dont give a fuck. They only do it for the fun and thrills

This, although there are a few douche bags who like to act like they are heroes or some shit.  Their lives must be pathetic.

That...and wanna-be cops

Want to know how to identify walmart security?  Its a black guy. Most likely a fat black guy. He wanders the store dressed like a rag a muffin, wearing sneakers,  sometimes carrying a few random items, and looking around instead of at merchandise.  Theyre only useful for catching rank amateurs
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 09:36:45 pm
That...and wanna-be cops

Want to know how to identify walmart security?  Its a black guy. Most likely a fat black guy. He wanders the store dressed like a rag a muffin, wearing sneakers,  sometimes carrying a few random items, and looking around instead of at merchandise.  Theyre only useful for catching rank amateurs

The ones here are both overweight females.  One is a blonde white nigger lover and the other one is a baboon-looking negress with a fierce countenance.  You can see these bitches trying to sneak around and watch people, they are so fucking fat my peripheral vision won't even hold their whole self.  It is like the moon, when it is a crescent, or some shit.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 09:40:59 pm
That...and wanna-be cops

Want to know how to identify walmart security?  Its a black guy. Most likely a fat black guy. He wanders the store dressed like a rag a muffin, wearing sneakers,  sometimes carrying a few random items, and looking around instead of at merchandise.  Theyre only useful for catching rank amateurs

The ones here are both overweight females.  One is a blonde white nigger lover and the other one is a baboon-looking negress with a fierce countenance.  You can see these bitches trying to sneak around and watch people, they are so fucking fat my peripheral vision won't even hold their whole self.  It is like the moon, when it is a crescent, or some shit.

Yikes!  Why all the overt racism?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 09:41:57 pm
Yikes!  Why all the overt racism?

Heh yeap Uh hates me some niggers.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 09:47:43 pm
Yikes!  Why all the overt racism?

Heh yeap Uh hates me some niggers.

Lame.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 09:52:21 pm
It is funny.  Even funnier that I have a mixed race child.  Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans.  My kids hate mexicans as well.  Hell, who doesn't?

The punch line being that I think racism is a huge lie and a false concept. 
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 09:57:27 pm
It is funny.  Even funnier that I have a mixed race child.  Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans.  My kids hate mexicans as well.  Hell, who doesn't?

The punch line being that I think racism is a huge lie and a false concept.

What race is your kid?

Thats true...racism is an urban legend
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 10:06:35 pm
What race is your kid?

White and black

Thats true...racism is an urban legend

Didn't exist before the 1920's.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 10:20:45 pm
Not only did you commit miscegenation. ..you impregnated a negress

That is horrible
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 10:31:14 pm
Yes, but a lighter-skinned negress who was raised by an adopted white family, listens to 'depeche mode' and 'they might be giants' and drives a dodge neon.  That all makes it ok.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 10:31:52 pm
Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans.  My kids hate mexicans as well.  Hell, who doesn't?

*raises hand*

I'm mixed race myself.  Aren't most people these days?

Do you talk this way in front of your kids?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 10:40:01 pm
Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans.  My kids hate mexicans as well.  Hell, who doesn't?

*raises hand*

I'm mixed race myself.  Aren't most people these days?

Do you talk this way in front of your kids?

My kids learned at a very young age everything they needed to know about race.  They saw the nigger kids in their schools who hate to learn and disrupt class for everyone else.  The little spic bastards who only speak spanish and who glare with hostility at the white kids in the class.  My kids came to me and told me their observations, and you know what I told them?  I told them that no matter what anyone says, that no matter what words people use, you can see what the truth is with your own eyes. 

So the answer is yes, I do talk this way in front of my kids.  They talk this way in front of me, too.  It is not like I have 10 year olds or something, my youngest will be driving next year.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 10:47:37 pm
Yes, but a lighter-skinned negress who was raised by an adopted white family, listens to 'depeche mode' and 'they might be giants' and drives a dodge neon.  That all makes it ok.

Whomever told you that...lied.

Someone is either black, or theyre not
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 10:49:10 pm
Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans.  My kids hate mexicans as well.  Hell, who doesn't?

*raises hand*

I'm mixed race myself.  Aren't most people these days?

No. Every one I associate with is white
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 10:49:39 pm
Someone is either black, or theyre not

Wow, thanks, I didn't know that.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 11:01:51 pm
Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans.  My kids hate mexicans as well.  Hell, who doesn't?

*raises hand*

I'm mixed race myself.  Aren't most people these days?

Do you talk this way in front of your kids?

My kids learned at a very young age everything they needed to know about race.  They saw the nigger kids in their schools who hate to learn and disrupt class for everyone else.  The little spic bastards who only speak spanish and who glare with hostility at the white kids in the class.  My kids came to me and told me their observations, and you know what I told them?  I told them that no matter what anyone says, that no matter what words people use, you can see what the truth is with your own eyes. 

So the answer is yes, I do talk this way in front of my kids.  They talk this way in front of me, too.  It is not like I have 10 year olds or something, my youngest will be driving next year.

And thus ignorance is passed from one generation to the next :P
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:04:22 pm
What ignorance?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 11:06:16 pm
What ignorance?

Hate, divisiveness, racism.  Probably a bunch of others.

We're all ignorant in our own ways, but cats wears his on his sleeve haha.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 11:22:35 pm
Just know that, somewhere out there, an hour north of indianapolis, me and my halfbreed family are talking shit about niggers and spics and laughing at the concept of 'racism'.  I am a complicated guy, what can I say?
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: equanimity on October 01, 2014, 11:25:49 pm
"It's a complex and nuanced sort of racism.  Very highbrow.  You probably wouldn't appreciate it."

xD
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 11:28:55 pm
"It's a complex and nuanced sort of racism.  Very highbrow.  You probably wouldn't appreciate it."

xD

Nah, racism is just about the stupidest fucking concept I have ever heard of.  Who hates someone because their skin is pigmented?  No one, that's who.  The whole thing is just a shortcut to thinking, and is just another 'ism' used to padlock our minds.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:30:31 pm
I didn't see anything ignorant...other than the whole miscegenation thing
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on October 02, 2014, 02:48:24 am
My god I feel like those last two post were straight for the jugular.

I think im just high
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 02:50:48 am
My god I feel like those last two post were straight for the jugular.

I think im just high

or not high enough
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on October 03, 2014, 03:14:32 pm
Anxiety.
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 04:42:19 pm
Anxiety.

Take more meds
Title: Re: got caught shop lifting this morning.
Post by: tuxedo_cat on October 03, 2014, 07:38:17 pm
I think I need better medication and more of it.