The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: tuxedo_cat on September 27, 2014, 01:39:29 am
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The boys have finally caught on to me at the local qfc I frequent. They informed me on my way out today "the register is right there sir!" "Oh stealing from us again?!" And "we have good cameras ya know!"
How was your morning?
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The boys have finally caught on to me at the local qfc I frequent. They informed me on my way out today "the register is right there sir!" "Oh stealing from us again?!" And "we have good cameras ya know!"
How was your morning?
Doesn't sound like you 'got caught' more seems like they were 'onto you'. Those are two different things. In the past, I have kept stealing from the same place even when they were 'onto me' because I would be careful to stay within the grey areas of their LP policies.
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Some people dont grasp the concept between taking chances and being stupid
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Some people dont grasp the concept between taking chances and being stupid
I was pretty much a pro at this shit for like 10 years, so in my case it was a 'calculated risk'.
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What happened then?
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Just left.
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No pursuit?
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None. I'm not sure how far back the employee was, regardless he sounded like a winy bitch.
Like I felt tempted to fip him off or something.
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if nothing happend your good, just dont go back for a while. i did that and ended up getting arrested and pissing off the police force in my county.
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Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.
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Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.
im pretty dumb and even i know this is a bad idea.
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Go back, mill around like your looking for shit to steal, take a few items and move them around, fake like you're pocketing something, then turn and walk quickly to the door with NOTHING on you. If they say anything, then tell them to fuck off. If they detain you, they're hosed.
im pretty dumb and even i know this is a bad idea.
It's actually not. If they stop you and you don't have anything on you, LAWSUIT. It's called defamation of character.
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None. I'm not sure how far back the employee was, regardless he sounded like a winy bitch.
You were stealing though... Most people bitch about things like shoplifting, so you shouldn't be surprised when they cry that you're lifting.
Like I felt tempted to fip him off or something.
Why bother? I'd be embarrassed if I was called out like that. I have to assume that you're a teenager with your attitude. Once you get older you'll understand how important it is to fit in if you're committing crime.
Also, you're lucky that they didn't pull out their cell phones and start recording you. A lot of people are doing that and then posting it online. lmao @ the losers that actually get caught. ;D
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So you didn't get caught... liar
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Any consequences so far? Keep away from there for months and months at least.
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next time just act like u break down and start crying and say u have no friends and you just come in to pass the time while everyone else is having fun
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No consequence so far. I have yet to go back to this location, it could get a little awkward.
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So what I am curious about.. can they actually do anything? Like tell the police I'm a dirty no good shop lifter. How could that affect me?
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So what I am curious about.. can they actually do anything? Like tell the police I'm a dirty no good shop lifter. How could that affect me?
They can post a picture of you and put in big letters "SHOP LIFTER". I'd avoid you.
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If you make enough of an impression on them, they may share images of you with the local police department, and if more than one store does this, they might start an 'investigation' and attempt to identify the person in the images. This is rare, though, at least in my experience. Be aware that it has been over a decade since I have been in this line of work, so things may be different now.
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I'm sure they'll at least post OP picture in the break room at that store and if they see him they'll "trespass" him, maybe get a license plate number(if OP even drives :roll:).
If OP did this near his place of residence, it could wreck his reputation. It's only shoplifting, so it's really not a big deal, but some people will point him out.
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hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.
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hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.
I wish I had tits.
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hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.
I wish I had tits.
I just have buds but guys seem to like them. :)
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hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.
I wish I had tits.
I just have buds but guys seem to like them. :)
I like smoking buds more than I like tits.
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It's actually not. If they stop you and you don't have anything on you, LAWSUIT. It's called defamation of character.
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Interesting, I did not know that
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hehe one time I got stopped when I was stealing condoms for my 24yo BF, I just flirted with the LP and he let me go.
I have a feeling that you are 24 years old, and this post is just wishful thinking. Kill yourself, you degenerate piece of human garbage.
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Update.
So I went back to the same store wearing the same clothes. I did my shopping and returned my movies(@ the red box right next to the un-used register where I was earlier scolded at).
Are they just going to wait for when I least expect it? I'm kind of worried now.
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Update.
So I went back to the same store wearing the same clothes. I did my shopping and returned my movies(@ the red box right next to the un-used register where I was earlier scolded at).
Are they just going to wait for when I least expect it? I'm kind of worried now.
They might not have even noticed you. Those clowns make barely above minimum wage and dont give a fuck. They only do it for the fun and thrills
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They might not have even noticed you. Those clowns make barely above minimum wage and dont give a fuck. They only do it for the fun and thrills
This, although there are a few douche bags who like to act like they are heroes or some shit. Their lives must be pathetic.
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They might not have even noticed you. Those clowns make barely above minimum wage and dont give a fuck. They only do it for the fun and thrills
This, although there are a few douche bags who like to act like they are heroes or some shit. Their lives must be pathetic.
That...and wanna-be cops
Want to know how to identify walmart security? Its a black guy. Most likely a fat black guy. He wanders the store dressed like a rag a muffin, wearing sneakers, sometimes carrying a few random items, and looking around instead of at merchandise. Theyre only useful for catching rank amateurs
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That...and wanna-be cops
Want to know how to identify walmart security? Its a black guy. Most likely a fat black guy. He wanders the store dressed like a rag a muffin, wearing sneakers, sometimes carrying a few random items, and looking around instead of at merchandise. Theyre only useful for catching rank amateurs
The ones here are both overweight females. One is a blonde white nigger lover and the other one is a baboon-looking negress with a fierce countenance. You can see these bitches trying to sneak around and watch people, they are so fucking fat my peripheral vision won't even hold their whole self. It is like the moon, when it is a crescent, or some shit.
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That...and wanna-be cops
Want to know how to identify walmart security? Its a black guy. Most likely a fat black guy. He wanders the store dressed like a rag a muffin, wearing sneakers, sometimes carrying a few random items, and looking around instead of at merchandise. Theyre only useful for catching rank amateurs
The ones here are both overweight females. One is a blonde white nigger lover and the other one is a baboon-looking negress with a fierce countenance. You can see these bitches trying to sneak around and watch people, they are so fucking fat my peripheral vision won't even hold their whole self. It is like the moon, when it is a crescent, or some shit.
Yikes! Why all the overt racism?
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Yikes! Why all the overt racism?
Heh yeap Uh hates me some niggers.
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Yikes! Why all the overt racism?
Heh yeap Uh hates me some niggers.
Lame.
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It is funny. Even funnier that I have a mixed race child. Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans. My kids hate mexicans as well. Hell, who doesn't?
The punch line being that I think racism is a huge lie and a false concept.
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It is funny. Even funnier that I have a mixed race child. Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans. My kids hate mexicans as well. Hell, who doesn't?
The punch line being that I think racism is a huge lie and a false concept.
What race is your kid?
Thats true...racism is an urban legend
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What race is your kid?
White and black
Thats true...racism is an urban legend
Didn't exist before the 1920's.
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Not only did you commit miscegenation. ..you impregnated a negress
That is horrible
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Yes, but a lighter-skinned negress who was raised by an adopted white family, listens to 'depeche mode' and 'they might be giants' and drives a dodge neon. That all makes it ok.
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Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans. My kids hate mexicans as well. Hell, who doesn't?
*raises hand*
I'm mixed race myself. Aren't most people these days?
Do you talk this way in front of your kids?
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Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans. My kids hate mexicans as well. Hell, who doesn't?
*raises hand*
I'm mixed race myself. Aren't most people these days?
Do you talk this way in front of your kids?
My kids learned at a very young age everything they needed to know about race. They saw the nigger kids in their schools who hate to learn and disrupt class for everyone else. The little spic bastards who only speak spanish and who glare with hostility at the white kids in the class. My kids came to me and told me their observations, and you know what I told them? I told them that no matter what anyone says, that no matter what words people use, you can see what the truth is with your own eyes.
So the answer is yes, I do talk this way in front of my kids. They talk this way in front of me, too. It is not like I have 10 year olds or something, my youngest will be driving next year.
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Yes, but a lighter-skinned negress who was raised by an adopted white family, listens to 'depeche mode' and 'they might be giants' and drives a dodge neon. That all makes it ok.
Whomever told you that...lied.
Someone is either black, or theyre not
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Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans. My kids hate mexicans as well. Hell, who doesn't?
*raises hand*
I'm mixed race myself. Aren't most people these days?
No. Every one I associate with is white
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Someone is either black, or theyre not
Wow, thanks, I didn't know that.
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Funnier still that my ex was more racist than I could ever dream of being, except she hated mexicans. My kids hate mexicans as well. Hell, who doesn't?
*raises hand*
I'm mixed race myself. Aren't most people these days?
Do you talk this way in front of your kids?
My kids learned at a very young age everything they needed to know about race. They saw the nigger kids in their schools who hate to learn and disrupt class for everyone else. The little spic bastards who only speak spanish and who glare with hostility at the white kids in the class. My kids came to me and told me their observations, and you know what I told them? I told them that no matter what anyone says, that no matter what words people use, you can see what the truth is with your own eyes.
So the answer is yes, I do talk this way in front of my kids. They talk this way in front of me, too. It is not like I have 10 year olds or something, my youngest will be driving next year.
And thus ignorance is passed from one generation to the next :P
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What ignorance?
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What ignorance?
Hate, divisiveness, racism. Probably a bunch of others.
We're all ignorant in our own ways, but cats wears his on his sleeve haha.
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Just know that, somewhere out there, an hour north of indianapolis, me and my halfbreed family are talking shit about niggers and spics and laughing at the concept of 'racism'. I am a complicated guy, what can I say?
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"It's a complex and nuanced sort of racism. Very highbrow. You probably wouldn't appreciate it."
xD
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"It's a complex and nuanced sort of racism. Very highbrow. You probably wouldn't appreciate it."
xD
Nah, racism is just about the stupidest fucking concept I have ever heard of. Who hates someone because their skin is pigmented? No one, that's who. The whole thing is just a shortcut to thinking, and is just another 'ism' used to padlock our minds.
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I didn't see anything ignorant...other than the whole miscegenation thing
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My god I feel like those last two post were straight for the jugular.
I think im just high
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My god I feel like those last two post were straight for the jugular.
I think im just high
or not high enough
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Anxiety.
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Anxiety.
Take more meds
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I think I need better medication and more of it.