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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Raskolnikov on September 25, 2014, 07:46:11 am

Title: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 25, 2014, 07:46:11 am
I want to become a jew, a good greedy jew with a lots of money. Somebody here who is a jew and can teach me the secrets? I also need to get a circumcision, can i do this myself or does a jew pedophile going to touch my cock? Maby  somebody can adopt me in there jew familly, so i can threaten mothafuckers to sue them with my jewish laywer cousin.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 07:49:40 am
Step one: Get a jew nose.
Profit
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/617/jew_basic.jpg)
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 25, 2014, 07:51:21 am
Step one: Get a jew nose.
Profit
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/617/jew_basic.jpg)

I'll make a crowdfunding project for that one.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: The Artful Dodger on September 25, 2014, 03:22:54 pm
im a jew.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 03:30:32 pm
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 01:44:37 am
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 01:45:12 am
im a jew.

Can you adopt me?
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Sirfearoth on September 26, 2014, 01:53:08 am
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

You can become a follower of the Jewish religion, but yes you can not become Jewish. My parents tried it back in the 60s when they stayed stoned all the goddamn time.  Then later completely dropped it once they sobered up and realised what they had done.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: The Artful Dodger on September 26, 2014, 02:56:58 am
You don't need to be adopted, Jews accept everyone. If you find happiness in Judaism cool. If you find it elsewhere, we are still happy you found the peace you sought.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 11:20:54 am
Im going to kill myself if i cant become a jew
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Infinityshock on September 26, 2014, 11:23:18 am
I want to become a jew, a good greedy jew with a lots of money. Somebody here who is a jew and can teach me the secrets? I also need to get a circumcision, can i do this myself or does a jew pedophile going to touch my cock? Maby  somebody can adopt me in there jew familly, so i can threaten mothafuckers to sue them with my jewish laywer cousin.

You  can't convert to be a jew. Its a genetic predisposition to have their character flaws
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Infinityshock on September 26, 2014, 11:24:16 am
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew

Don't call that nigger a german. It degrades german people everywhere
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 26, 2014, 11:27:24 am
Quote from: Infinityshock link=topic=2303.msg27732#msg27732 date=1Nog411734256
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew

Don't call that nigger a german. It degrades german people everywhere

I thought that mothefucker was a german lol
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Infinityshock on September 26, 2014, 12:04:51 pm
Quote from: Infinityshock link=topic=2303.msg27732#msg27732 date=1Nog411734256
It's not possible to convert to Judaism. You're born a Jew or you're shit outta luck.

Don't believe otherwise. God didn't choose you for a reason, Goy.

Fuck you german piece of shit. Dont tell me i cant, because i can become a greedy jew

Don't call that nigger a german. It degrades german people everywhere

I thought that mothefucker was a german lol

He claims to be
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: splooge gook on September 26, 2014, 12:08:00 pm
how do you apply for the position to circumcise young boys?
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 27, 2014, 09:26:27 am
how do you apply for the position to circumcise young boys?

You should atleast have sexualy assaulted 2 underage boys without getting caught.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Vox Ducis on September 28, 2014, 08:44:27 pm
Give $5.000 to a rabbi and welcome to the club.
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: bling bling on September 28, 2014, 09:03:15 pm
my homie rockafella

the real rocafeller also

my rothsciled niggas

LETS GET THIS MONEYtyyy
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 29, 2014, 05:24:21 am
Rockafella are not jewish
my homie rockafella

the real rocafeller also

my rothsciled niggas

LETS GET THIS MONEYtyyy
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: slicknickns on September 29, 2014, 05:37:25 am
Mazel Tov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 11:06:51 am
Rockafella are not jewish
my homie rockafella

the real rocafeller also

my rothsciled niggas

LETS GET THIS MONEYtyyy
Here's a very helpful website where you can figure out who's a Jew and who is not.

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=710
Title: Re: becoming a jew
Post by: bling bling on September 29, 2014, 11:11:01 am

For all my free market health care-robbing
Stock stealing retirement fund fuckin with niggas
Fuck you little credit card scamming  jewelry stealing
Crak selling, liquor store robbing motherfuckers
Shout out to the homies Carnegie, OG Willy Randolph Hearst
Farouk, Rockefeller - the real Rockefeller
My main bitch Leona, pour out a little Louis the 13th
Scott Rothstein, Jack Abramoff, hold ya head
My Rothschild niggas...
LET'S GET THIS MONEY!