The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 12:17:05 am
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There always bitching about how they hate the other one for not making enough money and never going to the gym. I realized tho that they wont ever divorce cause no one else will fuck them. My dad failed to pick up a single 40 year old nigglet at mcdonalds.
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I loled
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I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag
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I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag
Its gonna have to be a big bag to fit the whole lot of woman that is my mother. Shes like the mom from gilbert grape minus the dead husband.
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And to think.. these are the suppliers of your genetic potential.
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is this a joke about crannberies and I?
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is this a joke about crannberies and I?
Idk what that is. I'm just bitching about my family
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wimpy wimpy wimpers
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wimpy wimpy wimpers
Do you have any nudes of your avatar. im hankering some japanese cartoon pussy
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wimpy wimpy wimpers
Do you have any nudes of your avatar. im hankering some japanese cartoon pussy
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
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no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
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I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag
Its gonna have to be a big bag to fit the whole lot of woman that is my mother. Shes like the mom from gilbert grape minus the dead husband.
Holy fuck thats huge
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you're so obviously their child too
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no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)
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no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
[IMG]http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg[/img] (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)
What's your body fat percentage? 25?
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You look dirty Kroz
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no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)
What's your body fat percentage? 25?
nah prolly close to zero, im 5'10 and 135lbs
why do people on here think im fat? I'm a twig
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You look dirty Kroz
I take two showers a day and shave my cock
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no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)
What's your body fat percentage? 25?
nah prolly close to zero, im 5'10 and 135lbs
why do people on here think im fat? I'm a twig
No fucking way. Your scale is broken, then, because I'm 5'11", 150 lbs, and skinnier than you.
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nah its not , ive never weighed more than 140 so i know its accurate
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Hah the way the page scrolled I didn't see it
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My pinky finger is bigger than that flopping noodle
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i doubt that bill the cat
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i doubt that bill the cat
Your mom can vouch
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op it sounds like they should consider 'separation'. I'd mention it to them at the dinner table.
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kroz you need to fucking eat. OP should pull a kroz at the dinner table and force discussion if for nothing else than entertainment.
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i eat all the time and drink beer too you
bourgeois, asshole
I either get called scrawny on here or I get told I'm fat.. kinda strange
(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20140928_zps49b4f740.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20140928_zps49b4f740.jpg.html)
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After analyzing your dick I have concluded that it is pretty fucking weird shapped. You should tatto vertical lines onto it to make it look bigger
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hows it weird shaped because it curves to the left? hard it looks pretty nice, im not trippin at all about my dicksize it's prolly bigger than most of the guys on zoklets
definitaley bigger than weed smokers
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I think this is the best thread of this site but could you motherfuckers stop quoting his fucking dick all over the place? >:(
You really gained some mass, kroz. Plus your posture looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City.
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tee hee i drink diet coke to keep my ass nice and sweet