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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 12:17:05 am

Title: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 12:17:05 am
There always bitching about how they hate the other one  for not making enough money and never going to the gym. I realized tho that they wont ever divorce cause no one else will fuck them. My dad failed to pick up a single 40 year old nigglet at mcdonalds.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 25, 2014, 12:28:52 am
I loled
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 12:29:48 am
I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 12:32:19 am
I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag

Its gonna have to be a big bag to fit the whole lot of woman that is my mother. Shes like the mom from gilbert grape minus the dead husband.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Daran on September 25, 2014, 12:43:49 am
And to think.. these are the suppliers of your genetic potential.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 25, 2014, 12:46:43 am
is this a joke about crannberies and I?
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 12:52:25 am
is this a joke about crannberies and I?

Idk what that is. I'm just bitching about my family
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:25:16 am
wimpy wimpy wimpers
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 01:28:06 am
wimpy wimpy wimpers

Do you have any nudes of your avatar. im hankering some japanese cartoon pussy
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 25, 2014, 01:32:25 am
wimpy wimpy wimpers

Do you have any nudes of your avatar. im hankering some japanese cartoon pussy

no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 01:35:40 am
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 03:58:06 am
I'll fuck your mother. I'll supply the paper bag

Its gonna have to be a big bag to fit the whole lot of woman that is my mother. Shes like the mom from gilbert grape minus the dead husband.
Holy fuck thats huge
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 25, 2014, 04:01:58 am
you're so obviously their child too
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 25, 2014, 05:23:33 am
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.

(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Mass Hypnosis on September 25, 2014, 05:30:04 am
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.

[IMG]http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg[/img] (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)

What's your body fat percentage? 25?
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Soso0 on September 25, 2014, 05:34:31 am
You look dirty Kroz
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 25, 2014, 04:04:07 pm
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.

(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)

What's your body fat percentage? 25?

nah prolly close to zero, im 5'10 and 135lbs

why do people on here think im fat? I'm a twig
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 25, 2014, 04:05:39 pm
You look dirty Kroz

I take two showers a day and shave my cock
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: helladamnleet on September 25, 2014, 04:31:46 pm
no but I have plenty of nudes of myself , and I look Chinese because im stunk and droned in most of them

If you make another post where I inadvertently view your male genitalia, I am coming to find you and kick your fucking ass.

(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20121230_1_zps32c53aab.jpg.html)

What's your body fat percentage? 25?

nah prolly close to zero, im 5'10 and 135lbs

why do people on here think im fat? I'm a twig

No fucking way. Your scale is broken, then, because I'm 5'11", 150 lbs, and skinnier than you.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 27, 2014, 12:12:31 am
nah its not , ive never weighed more than 140 so i know its accurate
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 12:18:33 am
Hah the way the page scrolled I didn't see it
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 01:04:46 am
My pinky finger is bigger than that flopping noodle
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 27, 2014, 01:24:10 am
i doubt that bill the cat
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 01:48:19 am
i doubt that bill the cat

Your mom can vouch
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 28, 2014, 05:17:01 am
op it sounds like they should consider 'separation'. I'd mention it to them at the dinner table.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: Ninja on September 28, 2014, 06:16:15 am
kroz you need to fucking eat. OP should pull a kroz at the dinner table and force discussion if for nothing else than entertainment.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 28, 2014, 04:44:12 pm
i eat all the time and drink beer too you

bourgeois, asshole

I either get called scrawny on here or I get told I'm fat.. kinda strange

(http://i1244.photobucket.com/albums/gg570/churzz21/Snapshot_20140928_zps49b4f740.jpg) (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/churzz21/media/Snapshot_20140928_zps49b4f740.jpg.html)


Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: mojo4567 on September 28, 2014, 05:11:28 pm
After analyzing your dick I have concluded that it is pretty fucking weird shapped. You should tatto vertical lines onto it to make it look bigger
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 28, 2014, 05:56:34 pm
hows it weird shaped because it curves to the left? hard it looks pretty nice, im not trippin at all about my dicksize it's prolly bigger than most of the guys on zoklets

definitaley bigger than weed smokers
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 06:07:47 pm
I think this is the best thread of this site but could you motherfuckers stop quoting his fucking dick all over the place?  >:(

You really gained some mass, kroz. Plus your posture looks like the Yellow Bastard from Sin City.
Title: Re: My parents are to fat ugly and stupid to divorce
Post by: kroz on September 28, 2014, 07:36:00 pm
tee hee i drink diet coke to keep my ass nice and sweet