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Site Discussion => Introductions => Topic started by: Quetzalolcoatlol on September 23, 2014, 06:17:55 am

Title: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: Quetzalolcoatlol on September 23, 2014, 06:17:55 am

Greetings primitive denizens of the sanctuary!

I am the current incarnation of the one you knew as JC Denton on the Zoklet.

I look forward to contributing my epic tales, profound words of wisdom, crushing insults, etc.

NOW I demand one thousand virgin sacrifices upon the altar of...... SACRIFICE!

Thus I expect the vast majority of this forums population to attend their sacrificial ritual slaughter. Please form an orderly single-file line, and prepare your anus for deflowering.

Title: Re: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: Township Rebellion on September 23, 2014, 07:09:36 am

Sup JC.

Title: Re: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: Soso0 on September 23, 2014, 07:25:19 am

I was down until I read the anus part....

Title: Re: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: LiquidIce on September 24, 2014, 12:13:29 am

What's up man? Take your complimentary non-alcoholic beverage with a plastic umbrella and join the fun. Your new documents are that way and vaccinations are that way.

Title: Re: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 24, 2014, 12:18:16 am

I was hoping this was aoxoaoxoa, fuck I can never spell it.  Slag, I mean.

I am disappointed, JC Denton.

Title: Re: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: Michael Myers on September 25, 2014, 01:14:03 pm

Take your racism with you as you leave.

Title: Re: I am winged trousersnake god
Post by: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 01:18:47 pm

Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 24, 2014, 12:18:16 am

I was hoping this was aoxoaoxoa, fuck I can never spell it.  Slag, I mean.

I am disappointed, JC Denton.

AoxomoxoA.

Aoxo moxoA. Repeat. Aoxo moxoA. It's a Palilap like my username just way gayer.