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Title: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 02:19:24 pm
bump
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: FON on September 21, 2014, 02:22:48 pm
your hand doesn't count, crazymike.

thread cancelled.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 02:28:01 pm
your hand doesn't count, crazymike.

thread cancelled.

It does when I draw a fucking mouth on it.



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Bump
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 21, 2014, 02:30:31 pm
your hand doesn't count, crazymike.

thread cancelled.

It does when I draw a fucking mouth on it.



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Bump

gators
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 02:38:03 pm
gators

Ewoks
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Infinityshock on September 21, 2014, 02:56:00 pm
Chihuahua puppies
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 02:59:25 pm
Chihuahua puppies

Bump

*Leaves Jedophile's elderly mother's house stealthily.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 21, 2014, 03:01:55 pm
Chihuahua puppies

Bump

*Leaves Jedophile's elderly mother's house stealthily.

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Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 03:08:24 pm
*Leaves Jedophile's elderly mother's house stealthily.


I wrote a little play for you.

Act 1 scene 1

Mom calls 'driveby' at the gay bar, the only place she can ever reach him.  After waiting for him to finish up at the 'glory hole', he finally comes to the phone.

Mom: "Do you know what 'crazy mike' did to me?  He put it in my butt, driveyby.  In my butt!  What are you going to do about this?"

Driveby:  <silence>

Mom:  "Driveby!  Are you there?  I said, what are you going to do about this?"

Driveby:  "Uhhh....nothing, mom" 

Mom:  "What do you mean, nothing?  He raped me, in my ass, then drew a hand on my mouth and raped that, too.  And you aren't going to do anything about this?"

Driveby:  <Looks sheepish, hangs up phone>

(Curtain)
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Infinityshock on September 21, 2014, 03:24:02 pm
*Leaves Jedophile's elderly mother's house stealthily.


I wrote a little play for you.

Act 1 scene 1

Mom calls 'driveby' at the gay bar, the only place she can ever reach him.  After waiting for him to finish up at the 'glory hole', he finally comes to the phone.

Mom: "Do you know what 'crazy mike' did to me?  He put it in my butt, driveyby.  In my butt!  What are you going to do about this?"

Driveby:  <silence>

Mom:  "Driveby!  Are you there?  I said, what are you going to do about this?"

Driveby:  "Uhhh....nothing, mom" 

Mom:  "What do you mean, nothing?  He raped me, in my ass, then drew a hand on my mouth and raped that, too.  And you aren't going to do anything about this?"

Driveby:  <Looks sheepish, hangs up phone>

(Curtain)

Post pics
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 03:27:19 pm
Post pics

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Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 21, 2014, 03:40:06 pm
*Leaves Jedophile's elderly mother's house stealthily.


I wrote a little play for you.

Act 1 scene 1

Mom calls 'driveby' at the gay bar, the only place she can ever reach him.  After waiting for him to finish up at the 'glory hole', he finally comes to the phone.

Mom: "Do you know what 'crazy mike' did to me?  He put it in my butt, driveyby.  In my butt!  What are you going to do about this?"

Driveby:  <silence>

Mom:  "Driveby!  Are you there?  I said, what are you going to do about this?"

Driveby:  "Uhhh....nothing, mom" 

Mom:  "What do you mean, nothing?  He raped me, in my ass, then drew a hand on my mouth and raped that, too.  And you aren't going to do anything about this?"

Driveby:  <Looks sheepish, hangs up phone>

(Curtain)

Do you often write homosexual fiction? Perhaps there is something you want to get off your chest? It's okay if your gay. Nobody will think any less of you. In fact nobody could possibly think any less of you.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 03:43:27 pm
Do you often write homosexual fiction? Perhaps there is something you want to get off your chest? It's okay if your gay. Nobody will think any less of you. In fact nobody could possibly think any less of you.

No gay shit here, just my burning lust for your elderly mother's cloaca.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 03:54:57 pm
Because sheeit...I'd be down to fuck an old lady if I knew it was TDR's mom.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 21, 2014, 04:20:51 pm
Because sheeit...I'd be down to fuck an old lady if I knew it was TDR's mom.

You don't have enough money to fuck her.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 04:22:59 pm
You don't have enough money to fuck her.

Good thing, the rapin' is free
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 21, 2014, 04:33:09 pm
You don't have enough money to fuck her.

Good thing, the rapin' is free

The only thing you have or ever will rape is your hand.
Title: Re: Bump when raping
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 04:41:31 pm
The only thing you have or ever will rape is your hand.

Call your mom for fucks sake, she is crying and her behind is sore.