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Title: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: Soso0 on September 19, 2014, 08:00:10 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2092071/Stacey-Irvine-17-collapses-eating-McDonalds-chicken-nuggets-age-2.html

I bet her pussy tastes like chicken nuggets
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: Infinityshock on September 19, 2014, 08:38:35 pm
I wouldn't mind finding out
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: Soso0 on September 20, 2014, 03:32:21 am
Put some bbq sauce on that pussy
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: Deviant on September 20, 2014, 04:11:52 pm
Natural selection at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.

Would bang.
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: equanimity on October 03, 2014, 05:16:41 pm
I wouldn't mind finding out

Gross.  I wouldn't want to put my tongue on a person who ate that way.  People smell and taste good if they take care of themselves, eat well and exercise regularly.  A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean :(
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 03, 2014, 05:23:40 pm
A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean :(

The nastiest girls are the best to fuck.  The ones that smell like processed meat are the ones you want.
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: equanimity on October 03, 2014, 05:25:45 pm
A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean :(

The nastiest girls are the best to fuck.  The ones that smell like processed meat are the ones you want.

Why??

Also no.  Women should smell like women, not processed anything  :-\
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: mark311 on October 03, 2014, 06:06:20 pm
Shouldn't that be some sort of child abuse since the parents never got her help until now? I mean come on
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 03, 2014, 06:53:35 pm
Why??

Also no.  Women should smell like women, not processed anything  :-\

Your sense of humor is nonexistent.
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: degenerate matter on October 03, 2014, 07:22:45 pm
Surprisingly attractive for someone with such an abysmal diet.
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: equanimity on October 03, 2014, 07:33:57 pm
Why??

Also no.  Women should smell like women, not processed anything  :-\

Your sense of humor is nonexistent.

How was that a joke, exactly?
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 03, 2014, 07:52:44 pm
How was that a joke, exactly?

Ummmm, what? 
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: stentor on October 03, 2014, 07:54:30 pm
Surprisingly attractive for someone with such an abysmal diet.

She's only 17, I'd give her about a decade before she starts looking like the Michelin Man.

Until then I'm suprised McDonalds hasn't contacted her to be their very own "Subway Jared".
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 10:04:17 pm
I wouldn't mind finding out

Gross.  I wouldn't want to put my tongue on a person who ate that way.  People smell and taste good if they take care of themselves, eat well and exercise regularly.  A girl like this has to be kind of vile... if you know what I mean :(

Youre overthinking a simple process

I dont need to create a flow chart its so simple

#1: Does it have an orifice?

Yes: fuck it
No: make one. Return to #1
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: mashleshmash on October 03, 2014, 10:07:03 pm
I wish I could've recorded the laugh I just had at the site of that header.
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 10:08:27 pm
Surprisingly attractive for someone with such an abysmal diet.

She's only 17, I'd give her about a decade before she starts looking like the Michelin Man.

Until then I'm suprised McDonalds hasn't contacted her to be their very own "Subway Jared".

True. She has those puberty hormones to thank for her lack of horizontal expansion.  Once they run out that bitch is going to blow up like the goodyear blimp
Title: Re: Chicken Nugget Girl Collapses
Post by: DiStOrTiOn on October 04, 2014, 08:18:19 am
eating fried chicken makes you smell like a nigger