The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: jerome on September 18, 2014, 02:52:56 am
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are you the type of person to scream, curse, grunt, or raise an eyebrow in silence?
i usually just casually say "what the fack" or "cancer. cancer. cancer."
you guys?
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Yeah i'll just call them something, say somethng to myself sorta like theres someone else in the car im talking to.
Sometimes when I record my drives and watch a part of it and hear me saying something I hate it cause my voice sounds really gay, lol.
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I usually do 'the unicorn', which involves wanking an invisible cock on your head. it usually takes them a minute to realise you're calling them a dickhead, and it makes them even madder that they didn't get it right away
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actor, lol yeah excatly.
aldra, huh so you wave your hand like ther's a cock in it?
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BaabZGe_Uf8/SheTvKb1JAI/AAAAAAAAIAU/yNarSAesyeE/s400/dickch.jpg)
similar to this, move hand back and forth in a masturbatory motion
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ohhhh bahhahahaa, that's actually pretty funny. the person probably gets confused, and then mad, but frustrated b/c how the heck do you react to something like that.
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lol I thought I was the only one and was bat shit crazy
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Usually just say "What the fuck, retard" to myself.
Occasionally if someone cuts me off or passes me then goes slower than me, I will speed past them and flip them off.
I HATE when you're going 40 mph down a main street, with nobody behind you, then some jackass just HAS to turn from a parking lot into your lane slow as fuck n make you hit your breaks. This pisses me off so bad. Like, the options should be either floor it to keep pace or wait until I pass you. Just thinking about it irks me.
It takes major willpower to not just smash into their back end. Would be their fault as I had the right of way.
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Anyone one else wish someone invented a type of paintball/label gun that you could just pop off a couple of shots at their vehicle that would leave a message along the lines of "caution: terrible driver" or "Baby on board stickers are not a permit for shitty driving" ?
ARGH! That's what gets me, asshats with those 'baby on board' stickers who drive like some twilight zone combination of a 95 year old chinese lady and a crackrabbit negress in a moomoo.
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Always keep a pack of eggs in the passenger seat.
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I have no idea. I don't even have a driver's license lol.
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Come to Florida...its common practice here to shoot at offending motorists
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Come to Florida...its common practice here to shoot at offending motorists
Shooting old people sounds fun
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I think the word "cunt" is a terrible word and I never use it.
Except when some dickhead pulls out in from of me and then proceeds to drive like they're driving a fucking golf cart
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"Heh" If it effects someone else and just a sigh and a sour look after the initial shock if it effects me.
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Just yesterday I was in a parking lot looking for a space and I pulled through. When I was about 3/4ths the way through, this guy in a truck tried to turn in, but I had already committed too much, that I was worried if I threw it in reverse it would confuse him even more. Anyways, he ended up parking directly next to me and I got out of the car and apologized to him. He was extremely friendly and understanding and basically was like "Lol, no problem brother - we were thinking the same idea, that's all".
I never understood road rage, because 9 times out of 10, if you cut someone off or drive like and asshole - most people are perfectly wiling to settle for an apology. Now, if you damage their property, that's a different story.
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I never understood road rage.
The rage comes from the fact the number 1 killer of people under the age of 35 is car crashes, not to mention crippling or severely fucking someone up for life because of driver stupidity. There is so much incompetence out there, along with the usual sense of entitlement that is so prevalent in society any more. Couple that with the fact, so many folks of all shapes, sizes and ages have the audacity to take an "aggressive" stance towards complete strangers all because they feel protected in their bubbles of steel.
Would that soccer mom or old man be aggressive and disrespectful with body language or words in any other setting in life? Of course they wouldn't, but because they are in the safety(?) of their car they think they are suddenly invincible and can actually 'take on" anyone and everyone. Its comical and insulting all at the same time.
As for the question the OP raised, I could write a a book about lousy drivers and some of my altercations with them. Besides using expletives, I rely on the "jack off" sign (although not on my forehead like the other poster)....because I feel it sums up their behavior quite succinctly....just concentrating on themselves completely oblivious to the rest of the world. Its also a more offensive gesture than the middle finger, which most kids already understand...and its my hopes that at the very least a couple of Johnny Dickhead Drivers are having to have that awkward conversation with their children when they ask..."What does that mean daddy, and why does it have you so upset?".
Edit to add: When I was in my early to mid 20's and a lot more wild and belligerent I actually created a couple of signs to flash to drivers.....2 inch block letters with a sharpie on some posterboard I kept right in the passenger seat.
They were..."Your driving sucks!", "Nice turn signal", "Asshole", and "You're HOT!". 8)
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Come to Florida...its common practice here to shoot at offending motorists
Shooting old people sounds fun
not just old people...niggers, spics, tourists, and a lot of canadians. fucking canadians are the worst drivers
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I never understood road rage.
Edit to add: When I was in my early to mid 20's and a lot more wild and belligerent I actually created a couple of signs to flash to drivers.....2 inch block letters with a sharpie on some posterboard I kept right in the passenger seat.
They were..."Your driving sucks!", "Nice turn signal", "Asshole", and "You're HOT!". 8)
Lmao if you ever mixed up tne signs
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I never understood road rage.
Edit to add: When I was in my early to mid 20's and a lot more wild and belligerent I actually created a couple of signs to flash to drivers.....2 inch block letters with a sharpie on some posterboard I kept right in the passenger seat.
They were..."Your driving sucks!", "Nice turn signal", "Asshole", and "You're HOT!". 8)
Lmao if you ever mixed up tne signs
or do it intentionally
some of the best reactions i get in road rage incidents is when i try to pick up the female in front of her male significant other while pointing out his shortcomings
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fucking canadians are the worst drivers
Sadly true. Especially in the prairies. Having nothing but long, flat, straight roads to drive on makes you especially complacent and ignorant. No need to improve driving skill, thus no need to be a good driver... until they come to BC and become baffled by our corners, and then they get an impatient speed demon like me yelling at them for braking at EVERY FUCKING CORNER. Fuck Albertans in the ass. >:(
I'm, like, one of the 15-20% of drivers in Canada who actually has some clue.