The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 01:05:02 pm
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Ok guys, before when Zoklet was still alive I wanted to kill myself. I still do.
I thought about registering under the username Burning Man because I want to kill myself with fire and that would've been funny.
Now, I don't just want to burn myself in protest like the monks did back in the day. I don't have the balls for that. I'd just like to burn myself on the highest place (I live sort of in the mountains) and have my ashes carried away with the wind.
Bad thing is, burning to death probably hurts like shit and I don't want that.
My question is, how could I build a device that sets me on fire after I've knocked myself out with Nitrous Oxide. A timer?
I thought abot Thermite as the the stuff that shall burn me because I'm sure it will get the job done. How much of that would I need so that nothing of me is left?
Help much appreciated.
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pretty sure people could get in legal trouble for advising you on how to kill yourself
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SWIM wants to do this? ???
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Nonsense...dying in a fire is completely painless. Watch some videos of people immolation (should be spelled emolating) themselves...theyre perfectly calm and content. Pain free.
Take some xanax and ecstasy...then you'll have a really good time
I would be glad to help you with this. I promise not to sexually abuse your corpse after the flames die down
Gives new meaning to the term 'hot piece of ass.'
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Didn't read.
Too much gay fantasies.
Anyone else?
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Kill yourself....oh wait...never mind....
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Build a giant bonfire, down massive amounts of drugs, as you'll want to be pretty much dead once you get lit. Once that fire gets going good, do a belly flop on that bitch
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Didn't read.
Too much gay fantasies.
Anyone else?
You spend more time fapping to my posts than you do to the gay midget barnyard animal porn you sneak off your daddys computer
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Do this
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1543.0
and stand on the stump
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Some guy just tried this a couple days ago in Cleveland, and failed miserably...
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/09/16/Man-suspected-of-killing-woman-sets-himself-on-fire-on-Ohio-highway/2301410877034/
CLEVELAND, Sept. 16 (UPI) -- A bungled suicide by a man who set himself on fire in front of three children on an Ohio highway led police to the body of a woman killed in Cleveland, authorities said.
Hugo Ramos, 28, was being held under guard at a Cleveland hospital.
Police said Ramos, who had three small children in his car, was on U.S. 20 in Lorain County northwest of Cleveland when he pulled over Monday afternoon and stood in front of a tractor-trailer, which struck him. Still able to walk, Ramos returned to his car, got a can of gasoline and poured it on himself before setting himself on fire.
Ramos was questioned, giving information that led Cleveland police to a home where they found the body of a 25-year-old woman.
Lt. Craig Cvetan of the Highway Patrol said Lorain County Childrens Services is caring for the children, aged 1, 4 and 7. Ramos was in MetroHealth Medical Center in Cleveland, where he was reported to be in critical condition late Monday.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/09/16/Man-suspected-of-killing-woman-sets-himself-on-fire-on-Ohio-highway/2301410877034/#ixzz3DabUc1Ll
Talk about a death wish, huh? Maybe next time try it the other way around? Set yourself on fire and THEN step in front of a truck?
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You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.
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You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.
I am truly sorry that we are not able to help you set yourself on fire and die.
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You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.
If you were thinking of a more pleasant or pleasurable way of offing yourself...I could help you with that by fucking you to death
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You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.
I am truly sorry that we are not able to help you set yourself on fire and die.
You're a terrible friend. :'(
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You are no help guys. Funny, but no help.
I am truly sorry that we are not able to help you set yourself on fire and die.
You're a terrible friend. :'(
Bitch, I just offered to fuck you into your coffin and you dont even express your gratitude
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Stop being homosexual, please.
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Stop being ungrateful
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I try that on a daily basis. Just like you try not to think about sex with men every ten seconds.
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I never think about sex with men
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I never think about sex with men
HAHAHAHAHHA.....
i would enjoy dressing you up in a diaper and baby bonnet and letting you pretend my third leg is your favorite pacifier
Almost every post from you is about homo sex. I'm not even exeggarating. You are delusional.
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Almost every post from you is about homo sex. I'm not even exeggarating. You are delusional.
Both of you are homosexual faggots.
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NO U!
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I never think about sex with men
HAHAHAHAHHA.....
i would enjoy dressing you up in a diaper and baby bonnet and letting you pretend my third leg is your favorite pacifier
Almost every post from you is about homo sex. I'm not even exeggarating. You are delusional.
You're not a male
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Almost every post from you is about homo sex. I'm not even exeggarating. You are delusional.
Both of you are homosexual faggots.
No you may not join in for a threesome
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If you come to Germany I'll fight you, Finny.
No gay, oil wrestling, though. Bare Knuckle mano a mano.
You're going to die.
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you wouldnt need to worry about who would win or lose a fight
youd need to worry about which one of your orifices is never going to function properly in its intended role ever again
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I never think about sex with men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymJlDa0PLDU
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pretty sure people could get in legal trouble for advising you on how to kill yourself
Heh, IIRC- assisted suicide is legal in some states like Oregon. I'm sure they define the required circumstances so this thread wouldn't fly, but hey if you're willing to do some research and move to the coast, atleast you know where to start right?
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I'm from Germany so you'd probably get a medal or some shit for killing the enemy.
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I have a lot of respect for self immolation.. Ever seen those videos of monks setting themselves ablaze in protest (might have already been mentioned, idk).. I'd probably go that route if I found out I was definitely going to die after a certain period of time.. Actually, jumping out of a plane without a shoot from pretty high up would be my first one.. That long graceful fall to the bottom would be blissful.. I would say set ablaze and then jump, but eh.. then its just misery and I could appreciate the dive.
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...have my ashes carried away with the wind.
My question is, how could I build a device that sets me on fire after I've knocked myself out with Nitrous Oxide. A timer?
I thought abot Thermite as the the stuff that shall burn me because I'm sure it will get the job done. How much of that would I need so that nothing of me is left?
Help much appreciated.
By my very rough calculations... assuming a 100% transfer of energy (never going to happen) during the highly exothermic thermite reaction (http://ncsu.edu/project/chemistrydemos/Thermochem/Thermite.pdf) it would take ~36 kgs of Fe/Al thermite just to boil off the water in a human with a mass of 80 kgs (http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/but-not-simpler/2013/09/12/excerpts-from-the-mad-scientists-handbook-so-youre-ready-to-vaporize-a-human/). And that's before you've reduced the flesh and bone to 'ash'. In all likelyhood you'd need a lot more thermite, exactly how much being dependent on several factors, e.g. if you want your ashes scattered then there's going to be a lot of heat lost due to a lack of confinement, significantly increasing the amount of thermite required. The thermite reaction is also very fast; it typically takes 2 or more hours (http://caringcremations.com/frequently-asked-questions-cremation-process#a3) to fully cremate a human body in a purpose-built kiln, due in part to the high heat capacity of water. Laying an average human on 50kgs of thermit is unlikely to do much more than just burn into that corpse by a few inches and, how to I put this... 'medium rare' cook the rest of it.
If it's scattered ash your after I suggest you just build a good big ol' fashioned funeral pyre, soaked in some accelerant and ignited by a time-delay fuse of your choice.
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Thank you, Slave. Very interesting and simpler and cheaper, too.
I really wanted that thermite, though.
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im pretty sure when your sleeping (not in a coma state), you will wake up because of the pain or interruption in breathing almost always.
how about this ,just build a big balloon that will take you up high in the atmosphere either you would freeze to death and maybe burn to death in the high tempts in a certain part of the atmosphere
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Fuck balloons.
I don't now how to build a ballon that carries me into the atmosphere. Like at all.
Also, n2o anaesthesia is a comatose state.
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my new plan is to go out with a boom
to the station with a petrol can
5 poiunds pls i said to the man
all set up ready to burn
but the wheel on my lighter just wont turn
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Why don't you slingshot yourself out of a window and fly into a volcano? Entertaining AND suicidal!
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Here buddy this is what you need,anarchist use it to set fires.its simple enough
http://www.libertyreferences.com/dried-seed-timer.shtml (http://www.libertyreferences.com/dried-seed-timer.shtml)
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(http://i.imgur.com/2IesZvK.gif)
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Grow some goddamn balls, man up, and soak some clothes in diesel and gasoline. Put on Beethoven's ninth symphony, layer up the clothes, and light it up.
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Nonsense...dying in a fire is completely painless. Watch some videos of people immolation (should be spelled emolating) themselves...theyre perfectly calm and content. Pain free.
Take some xanax and ecstasy...then you'll have a really good time
I would be glad to help you with this. I promise not to sexually abuse your corpse after the flames die down
Gives new meaning to the term 'hot piece of ass.'
It's definitely not pain free. After your nerve endings get burned but you're going to feel a lot of pain for at least 5 minutes.
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It's definitely not pain free. After your nerve endings get burned but you're going to feel a lot of pain for at least 5 minutes.
this ^^^
watch a few videos of people dying from immolation and you may just want to opt for a nice 'exit bag' instead
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Brah you dont need fire, the only thing needed is booze
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just od on heroin or something painless and blissful
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just od on heroin or something painless and blissful
we have went through this ad nauseum
opioid and opiate OD's are not painless, matter of fact it sucks pretty fucking bad
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just od on heroin or something painless and blissful
we have went through this ad nauseum
opioid and opiate OD's are not painless, matter of fact it sucks pretty fucking bad
ok then shotgun to the dome
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Shotgun mouthwash sounds appealing but just doesn't have the same pathos as burning yourself on top of a mountain.
Just look at that gif aldra posted. Pretty fucking awesome if you ask me.
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(http://i.imgur.com/2IesZvK.gif)
I would say that isn't necessarily suicide by fire more like leaping to his death with flair
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He's burning on top of an eagle statue and it looks like he doesn't give a lot of fucks.
Not a burning monk but still pretty sweet.