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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Max Headroom on September 16, 2014, 08:43:20 am

Title: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: Max Headroom on September 16, 2014, 08:43:20 am

So I was in my basement smoking some prolintane and I went and pissed in the sump pump like I usually do (that hole thats in the corner of basements to the sewer I guess) and mid stream I saw this giant ass spider and almost dropped my pipe into the fucking sump but jesus christ if that spider jumped on my dick I would an hero right there

Title: Re: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: Lucifer on September 16, 2014, 09:08:10 am

You're a pussy. I hope you manage to impale yourself on a section of EMT conduit and exsanguinate in front of all your friends and family.

Title: Re: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: Infinityshock on September 16, 2014, 10:39:19 am

Post pics or it didnt happen

Title: Re: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: Max Headroom on September 16, 2014, 03:31:56 pm

Quote from: Lucifer on September 16, 2014, 09:08:10 am

You're a pussy. I hope you manage to impale yourself on a section of EMT conduit and exsanguinate in front of all your friends and family.

I been tweaking for 2 days man fuck the shadow people fuck the benadryl spiders my basement looks like the setting of some shitty slasher film

Title: Re: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: bling bling on September 16, 2014, 07:05:52 pm

was the spider real?

Title: Re: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: bling bling on September 16, 2014, 07:06:15 pm

dude wat if that spider is on u right now do u feel it crawling on u

Title: Re: Pissing in the sump pump
Post by: Proots on September 16, 2014, 07:53:37 pm

Lulz. That's disgusting.