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Title: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 16, 2014, 05:00:00 am
i met this girl online and the pictures i used were from 6 months ago before i gained all this weight. please, i've stopped eating 3 days ago and have been running and doing things but have only lost 8 pounds. are there any diet pills that actually work?
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Enter on September 16, 2014, 05:09:30 am
Tokerface asked me the same thing once.

I told him to get a nose job.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 05:11:40 am
Start eating again. You need food as energy.

See, your body loves fat. It's a great source for energy that's why the body preserves it. Your muscles on the other hand use energy so when you don't bring in energy from the outside (food) your body will be like "Fuck that, we don't get energy. We must cut down on the energy consumers, your muscles and stock in more energy-rich fat because it's bad low energy times". That way you'll lose muscle mass and fuck your metabolism to a fat preserving monster.

What you need is a calorie-deficit. Using more energy than you bring in from the outside. No sugar, lots of protein and only water, lots of water.

There are many pills like Amphetamines that will increase your default energy consumption but fuck that. Work hard.

There's no shortcut.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Soso0 on September 16, 2014, 05:23:36 am
How did you get so fucking fat
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 05:46:24 am
Genetics and a lack of discipline I guess.

Some people will just get fatter and fatter while others melt away. I know this girl who literally can't gain weight. She misses an enzyme that makes the fat usable for the body. She just shits it out. Yea, she has to take pig enzymes or she just melts away.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: aldra on September 16, 2014, 05:49:12 am
amputate a ham hock
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 16, 2014, 05:58:28 am
i just relapsed
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Fucking_Hostile on September 16, 2014, 06:09:41 am
Smoke crack and then deal crack to support your habit.  Not only will you drop pounds from taking drugs but you will get excersize from the cops chasing you
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Arnox on September 16, 2014, 07:43:33 am
Work hard.

There's no shortcut.
Mostly this.

It's gonna take a long time, OP. Just accept this now. Don't stay negative though even if you keep relapsing. Eat healthy. Lots of fruits and vegatables, preferrably fresh, (I think fruits/vegetables taste much better the more raw they are anyway.) a healthy amount of exercise and just let that routine do the work.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Lord hang man on September 16, 2014, 06:33:02 pm
Dumpster Flub
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 06:35:04 pm
Fucking christ, you need to lose my entire body weight?  What the fuck you obese piece of shit.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Rowan on September 16, 2014, 06:43:02 pm
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: SBTlauien on September 16, 2014, 06:48:19 pm
Like other people are saying, the hard way is the best way.  Eat healthy and exercise.  Try not to lose more than 2 pounds a week, I have read it's bad for your heart.

200 pounds is like a two year goal.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 07:09:26 pm
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
I didn't.

I just like to see myself type and maybe it will help another fat fuck one day. Who knows?
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 07:19:22 pm
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
I didn't.

I just like to see myself type and maybe it will help another fat fuck one day. Who knows?

Yeah, I just take any easy opportunity to insult just about any poster, so I posted.  Plus there is a part of me that thinks maybe, just maybe, he really is an obese social deviant panicking because he needs to lose hundreds of pounds to meet her.  The flabby, empty skin folds alone would cause her to run screaming, but I guess I can daydream.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 16, 2014, 07:28:13 pm
Help
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 07:29:13 pm
Help

hah you fat son of a bitch, look at you.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 07:34:32 pm
Start kicking more faces, ASAP.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 07:38:11 pm
I have the solution!  Shoot yourself in the head with a 12 gauge.  200 lbs, gone in less than a second. 
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 16, 2014, 08:47:09 pm
I DONT WANT TO LIVE THIS WAY
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: SBTlauien on September 16, 2014, 10:03:31 pm
There's always liposuction.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: General Fault on September 16, 2014, 10:55:59 pm
Used to weigh 350. Now 180. I'm half the man I used to be.

Wish I had lost it sooner. I ended up diabetic. That caused my weight to nosedive. Having to eat properly or face the consequences of off the charts blood sugar levels helped bring it down too. No sugar. Few carbs. I cut out bread, pasta, rice, french fries. Switched to diet soda (yeah, it's actually worse, but I got used to it and I need at least one bad thing). Mostly I eat meat, beans, eggs and vegetables. I have the occasional bite of something sugary, but only if it's something I really, really am going to enjoy. Drink LOTS of water. I have a 1 liter water bottle and I drink three of them in a day, beyond the sodas and other stuff I drink with meals. Exercise is really important too. You'd be surprised how a little change can help. I walk to lunch. Round trip for me is around two miles. Easy to do on an hour break.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Rowan on September 17, 2014, 01:54:20 am
Cannot believe that even a single user took this post seriously..... smh
I didn't.

I just like to see myself type and maybe it will help another fat fuck one day. Who knows?

Yeah, I just take any easy opportunity to insult just about any poster, so I posted.  Plus there is a part of me that thinks maybe, just maybe, he really is an obese social deviant panicking because he needs to lose hundreds of pounds to meet her.  The flabby, empty skin folds alone would cause her to run screaming, but I guess I can daydream.

^This^ or maybe \/ this \/......
I have the solution!  Shoot yourself in the head with a 12 gauge.  200 lbs, gone in less than a second. 
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 17, 2014, 03:06:06 am
She will love me for who i am
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: SBTlauien on September 17, 2014, 09:47:09 pm
Yes, she'll love the additional 200 pounds and everything else that is found within those flab pockets.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 10:07:51 pm
Here's a little glimpse into Dumpster Sluts brain.

He asked Soso0 in this thread

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1645.msg15136#msg15136

If he is happy with his life and got the response

 
Quote
It's what's on the inside that counts

And then he sat there with a blank stare for approximately 4 hours and then BAM! Fat thread. Fat thread funny.


That's literally what happened. True story.
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Rationahl on September 17, 2014, 10:27:50 pm
use jig saws and your sharpest knives to cut your fat; titties, love handles, arm flab, and of course your beer child.Shed the skin and Rinse off the blood and youll find your brand new body underneath, complete with washboard abs and pecs
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 18, 2014, 07:14:08 pm
I just ate two kid's meals at carls jr. Is this ok?
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 07:16:18 pm
What did those kid meals contain?
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Eli on September 18, 2014, 07:32:08 pm
smoke meth bro
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 07:38:31 pm
I just ate two kid's meals at carls jr. Is this ok?

dude...all fast food is shit and not okay in any sense of the word
Title: Re: can someone please tell me how I would go about losing 200 pounds?
Post by: Rowan on September 19, 2014, 05:11:36 pm
I just ate two kid's meals at carls jr. Is this ok?

dude...all fast food is shit and not okay in any sense of the word

Or more importantly why would you be eating the food you took from 2 kids at a Carl's Jr? Or were they being whiny little fuckers like Spectral and you did to teach the little bastards a valuable life lesson?