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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 02:13:03 pm

Title: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 02:13:03 pm
I carved open my penis like a  freshly killed deer and sewed it back together. Why? So when I pull out my dick, girls will ask "omg what happened to your dick?" I can say

"Let's just say my dicks been through some shit

Literally"

Applause
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 02:18:29 pm
Fuck a guy in the ass and you can say the same thing
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 02:22:18 pm
Fuck a guy in the ass and you can say the same thing

You're a fucking faggot who needs to stop posting. The point of mutilating me dick is to create the set up line, why the fuck do you always talk about faggot shit. Im figuring out how to put you ob ignore so I dont uave to read yout dumb, mundane, juvinile homosex posts. I suggest  anyone else who doesnt like faggotry to do the same
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 02:57:28 pm
Fuck a guy in the ass and you can say the same thing

....so I dont uave to read yout dumb, mundane, juvinile homosex posts.

Says the fucktard that just disfigured his cock for no other reason than to have a cheesy line that no chick would ever think is anything less than retarded

No worries...its not like you'll ever lose your virginity anyways

Stfu and go stick your dick into an electrical outlet.  Tell it your quaint little joke and see how it responds

Also: post pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: umop 3pisdn on September 15, 2014, 03:51:09 pm

 Im figuring out

Read: I'm not trying, I'm doing it right now.

Your brain must work at an abominable speed.
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 03:57:08 pm

 Im figuring out

Read: I'm not trying, I'm doing it right now.

Your brain must work at an abominable speed.

I made a thread about it instead bitch
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 03:58:38 pm
Post pics of your mutilated dick fucking lying faggot
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 04:00:35 pm

 Im figuring out

Read: I'm not trying, I'm doing it right now.

Your brain must work at an abominable speed.

I made a thread about it instead bitch

You falsely assume anyone gives half a squirrel fart about your idiot rantings.

Stop posting and go play in shark infested waters when you're on your period
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 04:02:05 pm
Low IQ victims flock to my threads to try to point out obvious things in hopes my acknowledgement that tjey "got" something will gain my respect when in reality feeling the need to poiint that out means you're a faggot with a low IQ
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 04:07:14 pm
Low IQ victims flock to my threads to try to point out obvious things in hopes my acknowledgement that tjey "got" something will gain my respect when in reality feeling the need to poiint that out means you're a faggot with a low IQ

The bitch is suffering from delusions of grandeur

The walking diaper-rash pandemic doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him because hes a raging faggot and the only thing raging faggots deserve is to have their raging faggotry pointed out to them at every possible opportunity

Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: umop 3pisdn on September 15, 2014, 04:19:54 pm


I made a thread about it instead bitch

Thanks for pointing that out, I was getting worried you wouldn't have.
Title: Re: I Mutilated my Genetalia!
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 04:32:12 pm
Low IQ victims flock to my threads to try to point out obvious things in hopes my acknowledgement that tjey "got" something will gain my respect when in reality feeling the need to poiint that out means you're a faggot with a low IQ

The bitch is suffering from delusions of grandeur

The walking diaper-rash pandemic doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him because hes a raging faggot and the only thing raging faggots deserve is to have their raging faggotry pointed out to them at every possible opportunity

Im glad I rwad this post