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Title: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 04:59:32 am
I found an ad on Craiglist for a Landscaping Gardening job and managed to get interview for tomorrow. It's an entry level position which should hopefully be a bit easier to get into considering I've only had jobs in fast type places. I enjoy working and staying busy and it's even better if it's a job in which I don't have to deal with stupid ass people. I've always prefered physical labor over anything else and since I want to eventually own my own property and do whatever the hell I want with it I feel like I could learn a few things from this. I am just hoping I can land this job so I can get my shit together before this year ends.

Has anyone else had a landscaping job? How was it? It would be pretty sweet to just be able to smoke before work and work my ass off, that is honestly the only way I can really have fun being high by doing something I enjoy.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:14:16 am
I work in this field as one of my jobs. I make a good amount of money doing it. I'm one of the only employees and make a good amount of money doing it. We take the jobs most people don't and do it with few people but that just increases pay. I enjoy it as well. I have two office jobs but love my landscaping job. If you can just do the job and get it done then it's square. Work for small landscaping companies for the best treatment. I get clients that come out and ask for more and then offer to pay more. It's nice to negotiate your own pay without having to go through some sort or corporate bullshit.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on September 15, 2014, 05:36:39 am

Weed whacking in the humid 95F degree heat while pebbles and mud hit you in the face and gnats and mosquitoes buzz around your face trying to get up your nose. Your lardass boss giving you all the grunt work while he goes to smoke a cigarette and scowls and yells at you if you do something incorrectly. All while getting paid minimum wage and not always getting a full time salary.
If fucking sucks.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:39:01 am

Weed whacking in the humid 95F degree heat while pebbles and mud hit you in the face and gnats and mosquitoes buzz around your face trying to get up your nose. Your lardass boss giving you all the grunt work while he goes to smoke a cigarette and scowls and yells at you if you do something incorrectly. All while getting paid minimum wage and not always getting a full time salary.
If fucking sucks.

Dude has shit boss, OP. Most contractors don't give a shit, if you do your job. This guys boss sucks
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 15, 2014, 05:39:58 am
Poster above me sounds like a weak faggot
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:40:51 am
Poster above me sounds like a weak faggot

Totally
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 06:05:46 am
I work in this field as one of my jobs. I make a good amount of money doing it. I'm one of the only employees and make a good amount of money doing it. We take the jobs most people don't and do it with few people but that just increases pay. I enjoy it as well. I have two office jobs but love my landscaping job. If you can just do the job and get it done then it's square. Work for small landscaping companies for the best treatment. I get clients that come out and ask for more and then offer to pay more. It's nice to negotiate your own pay without having to go through some sort or corporate bullshit.

How long have you been doing it now? Like I said I have no experience in this field but I know how to get shit done as long as I am getting paid to do it, what would be a good starting wage?


Weed whacking in the humid 95F degree heat while pebbles and mud hit you in the face and gnats and mosquitoes buzz around your face trying to get up your nose. Your lardass boss giving you all the grunt work while he goes to smoke a cigarette and scowls and yells at you if you do something incorrectly. All while getting paid minimum wage and not always getting a full time salary.
If fucking sucks.
Now that sounds like work. But why would you settle for minimum wage LOL. Even I was making about a dollar over minimum wage at those fast food places.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: bling bling on September 15, 2014, 11:24:48 am
i do it some times its legit u get to like get this big cutting device and just start choping the shit out of sum ppls hedges then you get to load all the sticks in the back of the van then like i like to pretend im moving trees like trees as in some fresh harvesteD BUDS OF WEED

but then i get payd but if the person doesnt pay then we pour diesel on their lawn and on thier automobile

but i like it when i am mowing the sprinkeler

funniest thing is tho when the next door nieghbour old bitch comes and tell her to fuck off but she cant hear because im just chopping this shit out of her side of the tree and if she bitches at me i tell her "liek omg its blocking so much sun i will get the council to come and chop it down calm ur musty flaps"£
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 04:51:41 pm
I work in this field as one of my jobs. I make a good amount of money doing it. I'm one of the only employees and make a good amount of money doing it. We take the jobs most people don't and do it with few people but that just increases pay. I enjoy it as well. I have two office jobs but love my landscaping job. If you can just do the job and get it done then it's square. Work for small landscaping companies for the best treatment. I get clients that come out and ask for more and then offer to pay more. It's nice to negotiate your own pay without having to go through some sort or corporate bullshit.

How long have you been doing it now? Like I said I have no experience in this field but I know how to get shit done as long as I am getting paid to do it, what would be a good starting wage?

3 years with the same employer.  Starting wage? Well, where I am the bigger companies pay their mexicans around $9 an hour. I make $16 but I also work for a much smaller grass roots company.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 05:01:28 pm
My alarm didn't go off and because it was an hour bus ride I sent an email trying to reschedule. I made up that my uncle had a stroke and had to take him to hospital. Got an email back saying he hired someone else. Good thing I didn't waste my time. Am I just a big fuck up?
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:04:43 pm
My alarm didn't go off and because it was an hour bus ride I sent an email trying to reschedule. I made up that my uncle had a stroke and had to take him to hospital. Got an email back saying he hired someone else. Good thing I didn't waste my time. Am I just a big fuck up?

Maybe? Turnover in that field is high as fuck. It's hard to keep people on. I've hired a couple friends to help but they never do very well so I never call them back in. It's not for everyone.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 05:08:28 pm
Do you know what a shovel is?

Yes

Ok, you're hired. Buy some steel toea with your first paycheck so you cant sue me
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:11:43 pm
Do you know what a shovel is?

Yes

Ok, you're hired. Buy some steel toea with your first paycheck so you cant sue me

They can't. They would never pass a drug test you third world cunt.
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 05:14:34 pm
Do you know what a shovel is?

Yes

Ok, you're hired. Buy some steel toea with your first paycheck so you cant sue me

They can't. They would never pass a drug test you third world cunt.

What the fuck are you even talking abouy younscreaming faggot. I literally read nothing but thw title of this thread, mybown post and your weird defensive and jumbled poat
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:23:22 pm
Do you know what a shovel is?

Yes

Ok, you're hired. Buy some steel toea with your first paycheck so you cant sue me

They can't. They would never pass a drug test you third world cunt.

What the fuck are you even talking abouy younscreaming faggot. I literally read nothing but thw title of this thread, mybown post and your weird defensive and jumbled poat

The only way I could respond to this was by literally laughing out loud. 'Nuff said. Next!
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 05:26:14 pm
Do you know what a shovel is?

Yes

Ok, you're hired. Buy some steel toea with your first paycheck so you cant sue me

They can't. They would never pass a drug test you third world cunt.

What the fuck are you even talking abouy younscreaming faggot. I literally read nothing but thw title of this thread, mybown post and your weird defensive and jumbled poat

The only way I could respond to this was by literally laughing out loud. 'Nuff said. Next!

You're clearly some faggots whose.feelings I hurt. You should have gone to reddit
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 05:27:21 pm
If I remember later when im not on my phone Im gonna make that cringetastic quote my signature
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:30:03 pm
Do you know what a shovel is?

Yes

Ok, you're hired. Buy some steel toea with your first paycheck so you cant sue me

They can't. They would never pass a drug test you third world cunt.

What the fuck are you even talking abouy younscreaming faggot. I literally read nothing but thw title of this thread, mybown post and your weird defensive and jumbled poat

The only way I could respond to this was by literally laughing out loud. 'Nuff said. Next!

You're clearly some faggots whose.feelings I hurt. You should have gone to reddit

Yes. Need the preparation H for the butthurt. It infuriates me when you are you. And, yes, I am faggots. So many faggots. ALL of the faggots. Faggotsssss

Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 05:35:05 pm
Cringe
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 05:37:12 pm
Cringe

Hey! You spelled it correctly! So proud. I'm getting closer to finding your PI, btw. There is a glitch with SMF forums that leaks IP info. I told staff it wasn't a good idea to use SMF. I'll keep you updated XD

Tor is broken XD
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 05:39:36 pm
Kringe
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 05:43:03 pm
/Thread
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 06:09:27 pm
Cringe

Hey! You spelled it correctly! So proud. I'm getting closer to finding your PI, btw. There is a glitch with SMF forums that leaks IP info. I told staff it wasn't a good idea to use SMF. I'll keep you updated XD

Tor is broken XD

This doea bring up a good point of the broken IPs. I didnt wanna mention it because I figured there was  an exploit but since youre gonna be a heatbag might as well address it

Its xlearly broken. Therea really little to no rhyme or reaaon to the IP it shows. Its been showing an IP I dunno if Ive ever used and doesnt xhamge when I change IPs. I dunno when it stopped working but its def broken. Pretty sure someone could intercept the script on thr page to get some IPs
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 06:11:48 pm
Cringe

Hey! You spelled it correctly! So proud. I'm getting closer to finding your PI, btw. There is a glitch with SMF forums that leaks IP info. I told staff it wasn't a good idea to use SMF. I'll keep you updated XD

Tor is broken XD

This doea bring up a good point of the broken IPs. I didnt wanna mention it because I figured there was  an exploit but since youre gonna be a heatbag might as well address it

Its xlearly broken. Therea really little to no rhyme or reaaon to the IP it shows. Its been showing an IP I dunno if Ive ever used and doesnt xhamge when I change IPs. I dunno when it stopped working but its def broken. Pretty sure someone could intercept the script on thr page to get some IPs
I said /thread. Can you fucking read?
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 06:17:56 pm
Dont makr one more post until youve changed your sig or user title to "young chop on the beat"
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Riv3r on September 15, 2014, 06:20:55 pm
Cringe

Hey! You spelled it correctly! So proud. I'm getting closer to finding your PI, btw. There is a glitch with SMF forums that leaks IP info. I told staff it wasn't a good idea to use SMF. I'll keep you updated XD

Tor is broken XD

This doea bring up a good point of the broken IPs. I didnt wanna mention it because I figured there was  an exploit but since youre gonna be a heatbag might as well address it

Its xlearly broken. Therea really little to no rhyme or reaaon to the IP it shows. Its been showing an IP I dunno if Ive ever used and doesnt xhamge when I change IPs. I dunno when it stopped working but its def broken. Pretty sure someone could intercept the script on thr page to get some IPs

It shows a cloudflare IP because that's how traffic is mitigated. Nothing important. You need cloudflare access to obtain real IP data. Make a thread in H&S
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 06:34:11 pm
Tell me more about cloudflare
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 15, 2014, 07:02:11 pm
I SAID /THREAD SONS OF BITCHES AND FUCK YOUNG CHOPS FATASS
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: slicknickns on September 16, 2014, 06:29:07 am
Wouldn't it be better if you spoke Spanish?
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: Soso0 on September 16, 2014, 06:37:19 am
Wouldn't it be better if you spoke Spanish?
I already do
Title: Re: Landscaping Job Interview
Post by: slicknickns on September 16, 2014, 06:40:38 am
Wouldn't it be better if you spoke Spanish?
I already do

Fucking Mexican