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Title: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Enter on September 14, 2014, 02:22:39 am
Making fun of wires' dead baby
Making fun of Unwyred's dead baby
Making fun of Helloclarice's dead mom
Making fun of virgil cane's suicide
Making fun of Vizier

Those times will always have a special place in my heart.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 02:30:55 am
I liked making fun of semiazas
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: -SpectraL on September 14, 2014, 02:39:43 am
Zok "losing" two weeks worth of posts
Lanny getting demodded and banned by his own gaggle of arsekissers
RDProgrammer
ArmsMerchant featured on Alaskan Troopers
wires vs kinkou
kinkou vs Metaphysicist
zok's TTFN

ahhh.. those were the days

Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Enter on September 14, 2014, 02:49:31 am
http://i.imgur.com/I6tQXC5.png

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we have many defining moments in our lives. whether they be good, bad, milestones, or babysteps; they all mean something to us somehow. this meaning is what defines us as who we are; and is what makes us unique.

i’ve had a lot of defining moments in my life, and i figure there is no better introduction to this blog than to share with the world who i am, or rather the defining moment that have made me who i am.

the last seven years have gone by in a wingbeat. i chose not to attend university once i graduated due to finances and my inexperience in the world. the concept of it terrified me. i joined the work force and dreams came and gone. i had planned to marry my highschool sweetheart, but things didn’t work out. i jumped from job to job, everytime it was something different. my firstborn child was stillborn and my fiancée vanished into the haze. i travelled to the other side of the world to FIND LOVE again but instead found out who i really was. i came back to my home and blindly went chasing the concept of love, only to lose myself again and get over my head. another child was born, i had moved to the west coast and tensions remained high. i came back home again and the child was lost. friends came and went. music was played. chemicals were used. images, sounds, tastes, and smells all fading into the obscurity that is time.

last year i found love again, only this time it felt different to me. it felt real. we’ll be getting married within the next two weeks. i just bought my first house and now, as i write this, albeit with a tinge of sadness for the innocence of youth lost, another defining moment has revealed itself. i’ve grown up. and i can’t wait to start the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 02:51:52 am
I don't have any Zoklet memories but only helping you out here.



Silverfuck going to prison.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Enter on September 14, 2014, 02:53:58 am
I don't have any Zoklet memories but only helping you out here.



Silverfuck going to prison.

Silverfuck going to prison was art. She had so much going for her, the typical teacher's pet. And then everything went to hell when she became addicted to opiates. Burn in hell, Silverfuck, you worthless cunt. :)
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Ragus on September 14, 2014, 02:54:15 am
Making fun of wires' dead baby
Making fun of Unwyred's dead baby
Making fun of Helloclarice's dead mom
Making fun of virgil cane's suicide
Making fun of Vizier

Those times will always have a special place in my heart.

lol when'd you diss virgil cane
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Enter on September 14, 2014, 03:00:12 am
Making fun of wires' dead baby
Making fun of Unwyred's dead baby
Making fun of Helloclarice's dead mom
Making fun of virgil cane's suicide
Making fun of Vizier

Those times will always have a special place in my heart.

lol when'd you diss virgil cane

I've always congratulated Erorr for being more superior than me. I don't say that lightly, either. It's hard to admit, but it's true.

For you see, I've committed a lot of malicious acts to several Zoklet users over the years. My end goal was to at least get one of them to commit suicide. Not only did I fail at this, but Erorr went the extra mile, literally killing one of them.

Erorr did what I was never a able to do: murdering virgil cane. He was an evil genius, sending him those tainted drugs. And I will forever be humbly proud, and maybe even a little jealous.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 03:01:47 am
now silverfuck will never find zoklet and see the thread you made about her :(

also "more superior than me" is a really autistic phrase. I can't even articulate how autistic it is
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Enter on September 14, 2014, 03:04:09 am
now silverfuck will never find zoklet and see the thread you made about her :(

She won't live it down. Don't worry.

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also "more superior than me" is a really autistic phrase. I can't even articulate how autistic it is

"autistic phrase" is an autistic phrase.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:09:16 am
Please don't start that autism shit here. That was really retarded.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 03:29:10 am


"autistic phrase" is an autistic phrase.

That's meta

referring to things as "meta" is super autistic
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 14, 2014, 08:39:56 am
Nothing on zoklet was memorable other than armsmerchant being on that tv show. you 're a socially deprived faggot if you found any of that e-drama to be the slightest bit entertaining .

Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Joe on September 14, 2014, 10:32:04 am
Making fun of roshambo (sp?) 's avatar
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: DaGuru on September 14, 2014, 01:03:32 pm
"Wires has done more for this site than ANY other mod here"~~~~Zok

Also any time The Cheshire Cat/O_RLY got drunk enough to remember he adminned a webstie, and would post or do(?) something over there. 2 of the most memorable was him throwing down gauntlets(and of course not seeing that to the end), and changing the default color scheme for a place he only visited every 4 or 5 months.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Max Headroom on September 14, 2014, 01:16:47 pm
Nothing on zoklet was memorable other than armsmerchant being on that tv show. you 're a socially deprived faggot if you found any of that e-drama to be the slightest bit entertaining .


that cop show? He shouldn't have given the cop permission to search his car and asked for a warrant instead of waiting for the cop to fuck his shit and then revoking the permission.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Lanny on September 14, 2014, 09:48:54 pm
I still chuckle over the LSD/starbucks incident from time to time.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: mojo4567 on September 15, 2014, 01:56:30 am
I still chuckle over the LSD/starbucks incident from time to time.

I havent heard this one. Care telling
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Lanny on September 15, 2014, 02:08:37 am
I havent heard this one. Care telling

One of the BLTC mods, Legalize Spiritual Discovery, apparently left one of those bottled frappuccino things in his fridge and his mom (who he was living with without paying rent) drank it. He proceeded to punch her, she called the cops, he got arrested. There was a news article about it with his mugshot. The reporter commented on his "neckbeard" and that became a running joke. LSD couldn't post without someone (normally several people) calling him out for beating up his mom. It was hilarious.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 15, 2014, 02:22:47 am
Zok "losing" two weeks worth of posts
Lanny getting demodded and banned by his own gaggle of arsekissers
RDProgrammer
ArmsMerchant featured on Alaskan Troopers
wires vs kinkou
kinkou vs Metaphysicist
zok's TTFN

ahhh.. those were the days


SpecGuru thinking he was relevant, ah... good times... good times...
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 15, 2014, 03:07:51 am
all my best memories are the ones best not talked about, lol
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 15, 2014, 03:14:40 am
rapping with my eBaggy
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 15, 2014, 03:54:46 am
my proudest memory on zoklet was single-handedly making all of you inferior to me.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: iskalla on September 15, 2014, 04:30:59 am
ProjectPats cat and LSD's mugshot. HandofZek 'I'm depressed' threads.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: aldra on September 15, 2014, 04:49:39 am
ProjectPats cat and LSD's mugshot. HandofZek 'I'm depressed' threads.

"I think your son is having something strange going on with your cat"
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 15, 2014, 04:54:29 am
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


I check every other week for when my old roommate will die
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: -SpectraL on September 15, 2014, 05:21:05 am
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


I check every other week for when my old roommate will die

You're a real bad apple, aren't you?
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 15, 2014, 05:32:13 am
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


I check every other week for when my old roommate will die

You're a real bad apple, aren't you?


You're curious, aren't you?
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: aldra on September 15, 2014, 05:35:37 am
amusing word choice
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: -SpectraL on September 15, 2014, 05:35:45 am
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


I check every other week for when my old roommate will die

You're a real bad apple, aren't you?


You're curious, aren't you?

If I had a gun to my head, I'd say Snoopy or poast-bortem!.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Calzone on September 15, 2014, 06:50:49 am
Bradley's continuous spiral out of control with his wife and subsequent runescape fetish. That shit cracked me up. I'm sure he's either in prison or dead
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: aldra on September 15, 2014, 07:02:56 am
Bradley's continuous spiral out of control with his wife and subsequent runescape fetish. That shit cracked me up. I'm sure he's either in prison or dead

"I married a mexican woman so I guess that means I can't be a nazi anymore. I'm also gay"
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: zok jr. on September 15, 2014, 08:56:39 am
the noble zoklet anti child molester brigade
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 11:26:48 am
The only memory I have of zoklet is perusing through the forums our of curiosity and discovering what an asshole rodeo it was
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: bling bling on September 15, 2014, 12:14:19 pm
Bradley's continuous spiral out of control with his wife and subsequent runescape fetish. That shit cracked me up. I'm sure he's either in prison or dead

"I married a mexican woman so I guess that means I can't be a nazi anymore. I'm also gay"

he orders gay men off craigslist for anal sex at his moms house
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Zero on September 15, 2014, 12:17:42 pm
Poast convincing everyone he was digging a bunker in his living room before being exposed as a liar. Holy shit that was hilarious. Malice, a sand nigger, attending a Klu Klux Klan meeting.

Malice again for posting a pic of his extremely small cock and using it's size as a reason for him fucking felines.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: mojo4567 on September 15, 2014, 12:27:14 pm
Who was the guy who built a tunnel in niggerville to steal water? It was near the downfall I think
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 15, 2014, 01:56:01 pm
I havent heard this one. Care telling

One of the BLTC mods, Legalize Spiritual Discovery, apparently left one of those bottled frappuccino things in his fridge and his mom (who he was living with without paying rent) drank it. He proceeded to punch her, she called the cops, he got arrested. There was a news article about it with his mugshot. The reporter commented on his "neckbeard" and that became a running joke. LSD couldn't post without someone (normally several people) calling him out for beating up his mom. It was hilarious.

Well this is news to me sir. Surely you can't make a claim like that without backing it up witg an accompanying picture, article or mothers day themed video!
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Deviant on September 15, 2014, 02:57:33 pm
Mind if I post the article LSD? I know that's PI, so...

I was also going to post your rebuttal
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Zero on September 15, 2014, 03:36:07 pm
When Unstable Faggot and Grylls were outed as a child molesters and banned for asking for CP.

(http://x2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/mfw+quot+my+brother+has+the+softest+lips+quot+_d5f681c0d0d31dace5c718b2205912e3.jpg)














Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: aldra on September 16, 2014, 02:20:22 am
I havent heard this one. Care telling

One of the BLTC mods, Legalize Spiritual Discovery, apparently left one of those bottled frappuccino things in his fridge and his mom (who he was living with without paying rent) drank it. He proceeded to punch her, she called the cops, he got arrested. There was a news article about it with his mugshot. The reporter commented on his "neckbeard" and that became a running joke. LSD couldn't post without someone (normally several people) calling him out for beating up his mom. It was hilarious.

Well this is news to me sir. Surely you can't make a claim like that without backing it up witg an accompanying picture, article or mothers day themed video!

I have the article and incident report saved somewhere, but search "hellacious neckbeard"
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Lanny on September 16, 2014, 02:32:22 am
edited I guess
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 02:50:37 am
That article was really mean-spirited and rude, I must say.
Title: Re: Zoklet memories.
Post by: Flowerz on September 16, 2014, 02:57:20 am
link removed

Lanny, as funny as it is I think that might be PI on this website, unstable got banned for less. FYI.