Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: SBTlauien on September 13, 2014, 03:51:54 am
Title: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 13, 2014, 03:51:54 am
This red head prick is following me around at work at trying to take lunch when I do so that he can sit with me. I started like a month ago and he started a week after me.
Today, he came up to me after grabbing paperwork for an order to pick and asked "Lunch time?". I answered "Yes" because I knew he grabbed an order and would be picking it while I was on lunch. As I was driving my equipment to park it near the lunch room, I hear this prick following behind me, but I don't look. When I get there, he begins to park his equipment and I say, "This battery sure didn't last long", and changed the battery on my electronic scanning equipment. Then I went to grab an order while he went to lunch.
I dodged him today but eventually he'll catch me, and then I'll have to look at his disgusting red hair as I eat. That'll be gross.
What would you do?
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Post by: Soso0 on September 13, 2014, 03:57:24 am
Sounds like he has the hots for you. Caress his fiery red hair and follow your heart
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 03:58:35 am
Don't be such an ass. Maybe he's a psychonaut and you can trip with him and then on +4 you loook into his eyes and find real love for the first time in your life and you'll move together and switch who gets bumfucked every second day and it will alter your life for the better.
That or you give him a massive dose of scopolamine and watch him kill your boss while you wank your rock hard cock.
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Post by: bling bling on September 13, 2014, 03:59:25 am
keep asking him if hes gay
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 13, 2014, 04:13:41 am
I'm not being an ass, this disgusting prick is following me around and I have to put effort in dodging him. He should know by now.
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 04:16:07 am
Punch him in the throat as hard as you can the next time you see him.
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 04:17:33 am
He just wants to be your friend, though. He's got nobody else.
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Post by: Township Rebellion on September 13, 2014, 05:57:45 pm
He's trying to spread his disease around. Keep checking for freckles, you may need to go the hospital to have a soul transplant, yours will likely be defective now.
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Post by: Deviant on September 13, 2014, 06:14:40 pm
It's mark
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 06:15:35 pm
Hahahaha lol.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 13, 2014, 07:29:29 pm
I'll keep you all posted on this on going dilemma.
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Post by: Michael Myers on September 13, 2014, 07:32:18 pm
Is OP a girl?
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 13, 2014, 10:11:13 pm
Girls can't work in warehouses...
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Post by: Zanick on September 13, 2014, 10:38:20 pm
Confront him as though he were a mole sent to gather information on you by the intelligence agency of a certain East-European superpower. Drop names like "my inside guy" and "Deep Throat" and "your assistant fucking director will get a load in his asshole." Like, full on psychotic delusion and paranoid rage. That shit will send him packing.
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 10:40:29 pm
Just dose him with drugs whenever you meet him MK Ultra style. Do your own tests n shit. NLP and everything.
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Post by: Fucking_Hostile on September 13, 2014, 10:44:23 pm
Take a box cutter to his vile face and slash it up real good and then poor acid on him to dissolve his ugly freckles. Then watch in delight as the filthy red dies a slow death
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Post by: Zanick on September 13, 2014, 10:46:36 pm
Actually, the above posts have prompted me to change my answer. You've probably never had a patsy before, OP, but I'm sure if you think hard you'll invent some creative projects that require the absolute command of another sovereign individual.
Title: Re: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 14, 2014, 03:33:48 am
Maybe I can puppet him around, get him to do my dirty work, and have him take a fall for me if needed.
Maybe he just wants in my pants like all the other guys do.
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Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:42:30 am
It's because you're so fucking hot. Can't blame them.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 14, 2014, 05:43:40 am
I have grown my hair a bit longer than usual and been using L'Oreal for my hair.
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Post by: Max Headroom on September 14, 2014, 03:43:34 pm
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Post by: mojo4567 on September 14, 2014, 03:56:59 pm
just smash his self esteem. tell him he has no soul, spit in his food, invite everyone but him to parties, ect. eventually he will kill himself and you wont have done anything illegal
Title: Re: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 16, 2014, 10:17:24 pm
This prick is still at it. I think he was mad at me for a little while, and I was really happy about it, but then he took break right when I did. So I went back to work and this creep followed me and kept trying to talk with me.
I need a decent, civil, and professional way, to herd this little pervert away from me.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 16, 2014, 10:18:26 pm
I'll try to get a picture of this ginger freak.
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Post by: Proots on September 16, 2014, 10:38:22 pm
What exactly, don't you like about him? Aside from him following you to lunch, what bothers you about him?
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Post by: General Fault on September 16, 2014, 10:38:39 pm
Zip his ass with a taser. That usually is a clear way to say Fuck No.
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on September 16, 2014, 11:30:54 pm
All gingers are kidiots by definition.
Just tell him he's a fat ugly loser and say "Get away, EWH" that should embarass him him enough to keep him away. Pretend you guys are on zoklet and flame his ass til it bleeds.
Title: Re: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 16, 2014, 11:45:33 pm
What exactly, don't you like about him? Aside from him following you to lunch, what bothers you about him?
His disgusting red hair, his nasty rotten teeth, his stupid tan-colored camo coat, his stupid fucking laugh, and everything else.
I'll try to take a picture of him, and I'll try to make a video of the workplace. I'm supposed to be getting a write up soon for losing a $1500 peice of equipment. I've worked here one month, lol.
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Post by: Township Rebellion on September 17, 2014, 12:47:25 am
You're clearly a vain cunt, he doesn't deserve your friendship. He's probably a nice guy, yet you judge him based on his looks. I still don't understand the context here, did you say you were a girl or guy? Is he macking on you or is he just shooting the shit?
If you're a girl and he's flirting with you - or trying to, just tell him you're not interested and that will be that. If you're a guy... you're a huge faggot.
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Post by: Eli on September 17, 2014, 02:07:21 am
Just bash his head with rok. No soul=no harm.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 17, 2014, 05:55:56 am
This prick thinks he's my friend or some shit. He just came up and sat down at lunch and started blabing away. Luckily I beat him in there and he sat down right after I was finished eating. It was a close one today.
And the way he smells. It's a gross ginger stench that disgusts me.
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Post by: ngalo1983 on September 17, 2014, 06:00:29 am
Just let him fuck already...He probably is still a virgin be his first...stop being greedy and let the poor man smash lol
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Post by: Eli on September 17, 2014, 06:12:37 am
let da ginga niggaa fuck ya
u a female?
uh if not then fuck it let em fuck ya
Title: Re: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 17, 2014, 06:15:44 am
I'm not going to sleep with him. He's gross.
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Post by: ngalo1983 on September 17, 2014, 06:21:31 am
You over here protecting your pussy like its the bank...let the poor man enjoy you for like 10 minutes you'll change his life forever
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Post by: Eli on September 17, 2014, 06:41:43 am
bahahaaaaaa
pussy like fort knox.
dat dude has been tryin to blow his load in u . gingers try to recreate with anything....
not sayun ur some ugly slab of meat...im sure ur attractive but daaaaym., them gingers just dont know when to quit do they? ok so heres what u say.....
"im gay....yeah i like pussy, sorry kidddo"
maybe he will search other people to blow into ?
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Post by: Eli on September 17, 2014, 06:44:13 am
I already said that girls can't work in warehouses.
So you're a guy. That makes you a huge faggot. Case closed. I hope that ugly ginger gives you a big gay kiss and gives you herpes.
Seriously tho - I think dis a troll fred.
Title: Re: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 17, 2014, 11:37:28 pm
It's not a troll thread, but I admit that I'm purposely overreacting, just for the lulz.
Title: Re: Ginger prick is following me around at work
Post by: SBTlauien on September 19, 2014, 02:55:31 am
I think this prick somewhat understands now. He just came into the break room, sat two tables away from me, and I was so relieved. Then I hear, mumble mumble "lunchtime", mumble mumble "lunchtime". I look and he asks, "is it lunchtime?" I answer, "Yes I am on lunch." Then he moves to the table next to me.
I can smell him right now, it's foul.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 19, 2014, 02:58:51 am
Just got a picture of him. I'll try to upload it right now...
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 19, 2014, 03:08:07 am