Ginger prick is following me around at work

[Fucking_Hostile]

Take a box cutter to his vile face and slash it up real good and then poor acid on him to dissolve his ugly freckles. Then watch in delight as the filthy red dies a slow death

[Zanick]

Actually, the above posts have prompted me to change my answer. You've probably never had a patsy before, OP, but I'm sure if you think hard you'll invent some creative projects that require the absolute command of another sovereign individual.

[SBTlauien]

Maybe I can puppet him around, get him to do my dirty work, and have him take a fall for me if needed.

Maybe he just wants in my pants like all the other guys do.

[RisiR]

It's because you're so fucking hot. Can't blame them.

[SBTlauien]

I have grown my hair a bit longer than usual and been using L'Oreal for my hair.

[Max Headroom]

[mojo4567]

just smash his self esteem. tell him he has no soul, spit in his food, invite everyone but him to parties, ect. eventually he will kill himself and you wont have done anything illegal

[SBTlauien]

This prick is still at it.  I think he was mad at me for a little while, and I was really happy about it, but then he took break right when I did.  So I went back to work and this creep followed me and kept trying to talk with me.

I need a decent, civil, and professional way, to herd this little pervert away from me.

[SBTlauien]

I'll try to get a picture of this ginger freak.

[Proots]

What exactly, don't you like about him? Aside from him following you to lunch, what bothers you about him?

[General Fault]

Zip his ass with a taser. That usually is a clear way to say Fuck No.

[Umbrella Corp]

All gingers are kidiots by definition.

Just tell him he's a fat ugly loser and say "Get away, EWH" that should embarass him him enough to keep him away.  Pretend you guys are on zoklet and flame his ass til it bleeds.

[SBTlauien]

What exactly, don't you like about him? Aside from him following you to lunch, what bothers you about him?

His disgusting red hair, his nasty rotten teeth, his stupid tan-colored camo coat, his stupid fucking laugh, and everything else.

I'll try to take a picture of him, and I'll try to make a video of the workplace.  I'm supposed to be getting a write up soon for losing a $1500 peice of equipment.  I've worked here one month, lol.

[Township Rebellion]

You're clearly a vain cunt, he doesn't deserve your friendship. He's probably a nice guy, yet you judge him based on his looks. I still don't understand the context here, did you say you were a girl or guy? Is he macking on you or is he just shooting the shit?

If you're a girl and he's flirting with you - or trying to, just tell him you're not interested and that will be that. If you're a guy... you're a huge faggot.

[Eli]

Just bash his head with rok. No soul=no harm.