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Society => Weapons & Combat => Topic started by: Goats on September 12, 2014, 04:59:13 pm

Title: Hand to hand
Post by: Goats on September 12, 2014, 04:59:13 pm
A hematoma is a burst blood vessel.

You can do this with force.

You can burst the major arteries by hitting them hard enough with your hands or another object. You do not need to stab or slice.

You can snap elbows and knees and wrists and ankles by forcing them to extend the opposite way and beyond their normal range of motion.

You can smash a spine and cause nerve injury or cripple your opponent.
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: ricomock on September 15, 2014, 10:28:43 pm

Dude, did you know that if you hit someone you might hurt them?
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 10:40:42 pm

You can smash a spine and cause nerve injury or cripple your opponent.

so.  um.  how exactly does one accomplish this, again?
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Goats on September 16, 2014, 05:57:27 pm
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 06:04:57 pm
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life? 
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 01:17:11 am
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life?

apparently not

ripping someones eyes out isnt the easiest project to accomplish but it does sound entertaining
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: aldra on September 17, 2014, 01:19:20 am
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life?

apparently not

ripping someones eyes out isnt the easiest project to accomplish but it does sound entertaining

in england, there's a different, more awesome crime for assault if it leaves a person permanently disabled - ie. partially blind, without use of an arm or leg etc. - you  may be found guilt of mayhem.
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 01:20:26 am
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life?

apparently not

ripping someones eyes out isnt the easiest project to accomplish but it does sound entertaining

in england, there's a different, more awesome crime for assault if it leaves a person permanently disabled - ie. partially blind, without use of an arm or leg etc. - you  may be found guilt of mayhem.

england doesnt count.  its a fucked up excuse for a country...even the scotts dont want to have anything to do with the dump

althou...i wouldnt mind having 'mayhem' on my rap sheet
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: SupremeGentleman on September 17, 2014, 01:38:07 am
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Who is this guy?
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 02:07:07 am
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Who is this guy?

either a pre-teen whos watched too many action movies or someone older who is seriously socially undeveloped and who has watched too many action movies

i estimate a 98% chance that he lives with his mother or grandmother and is a virgin
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: SupremeGentleman on September 17, 2014, 08:04:36 am
If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Who is this guy?

either a pre-teen whos watched too many action movies or someone older who is seriously socially undeveloped and who has watched too many action movies

i estimate a 98% chance that he lives with his mother or grandmother and is a virgin

Agreed. It reads like a cut and paste from dodgy self defence books.
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 12:12:06 pm
...written by someone who lives in a 100% white people gated community and goes to a 100% white catholic school
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 12:21:35 pm
Like if someone actually rips out your eye....you are going to say 'well shit, now my depth perception is fucked up, this may hamper my fighting ability somewhat' as opposed to falling down, incapacitated and screaming 'help, this crazy son of a bitch just tore out my fucking EYE!'
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 12:24:56 pm
Speaking of which...I seem to recall some crazed nigger chewing off the eyeball of some homeless guy

They wound up putting him down, but the white guy lived
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Matius on September 20, 2014, 12:05:59 am
Anyone else ever gotten super drunk with their buddy when they were 16-17 or so and played hit for hit on the arm?

We had them hematomies.
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: bling bling on September 27, 2014, 12:04:34 pm

in england, there's a different, more awesome crime for assault if it leaves a person permanently disabled - ie. partially blind, without use of an arm or leg etc. - you  may be found guilt of mayhem.

i almost got done for GBH for hitting this fag on the head with a rock
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: slicknickns on September 29, 2014, 04:29:29 am

england doesnt count.  its a fucked up excuse for a country...even the scotts dont want to have anything to do with the dump

althou...i wouldnt mind having 'mayhem' on my rap sheet

Yeah England sucks
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: aldra on September 29, 2014, 06:20:31 am
man to gland combat.
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 07:38:34 am
man to gland combat.
That sounds a little... eh, erotic  8)
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: prodikal on October 08, 2014, 09:35:26 am
Id recommend paladin press's black mediceine for this kinda shit just google it and youll get link
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: 1983 on October 08, 2014, 11:45:29 pm
Not wasting time with hand to hand, Got a bat in the trunk of my car with "roadside assistance" written on it that'd take care of my problem quicker without having to listen to them cry and beg.

Al
Title: Re: Hand to hand
Post by: Wolven Throne on October 26, 2014, 03:09:19 am
Everyone knows the old tricks. Crush someones trachea by applying quick and traumatic force to the adams apple....shove the bridge of the nose into the frontal lobe of the brain with the palm of the hand, etc etc. This is a good troll thread, though