The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 11:33:50 pm
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The benefits are endless so I won't even start listing them. I mean, some of them should be pretty obvious anyway.
Sooo... ITT: we become buddies. :)
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No.
Unles by buddies you mean a murder suicide pact. And every time we see each other we have to drop everything we are doing no matter what and try to kill each other on the spot no matter what, then when one succeed the other must suicide.
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if this entails you dressing up in pretty lingerie and servicing all my sexual desires at any time of the day or night...ill sign up.
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Yes to all of the above.
It's official, Joe Camel, Infinityshock and RisiR are now sexy death match buddies.
Let the murder sex begin!
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Lets starts with a fistfight, then a zj, then a candy cane.
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bring your own lube unless you want to meet your maker with a sore ass
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What's a zj? Zoojob? Ahh shit, you are a camel, of course you want a Zoojob.
Yo, Finny (That's how we will call Infinityshock from now on) give Joe his Zoojob so we can proceed.
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zoojob sounds like a community service sentence handed down by a judge to someone who has to spend their weekends shoveling wildebeest shit from point-a to point-b
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I'm not really a camel.... :(
And i don't even smoke anymore.
Sorry to let you guys down.
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zoojob sounds like a community service sentence handed down by a judge to someone who has to spend their weekends shoveling wildebeest shit from point-a to point-b
It's way worse, trust me. You'll find out when Joe's ready.
Joe, you ready?
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I'm not really a camel.... :(
And i don't even smoke anymore.
Sorry to let you guys down.
hopefully you smoke pole because i have one in need of being smoked
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I'm not really a camel.... :(
And i don't even smoke anymore.
Sorry to let you guys down.
Whoa dude, I don't know what's true and false anymore. What's reality anyway?
Maybe we will find out when Finny is done giving you the zoojob.
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iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT
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iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT
let me guess...you slather your stick in peanut butter then poke it into a random cage and enjoy yourself while whatever wildlife happens to be occupying the cage at the time provides your sexual stimulation
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iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT
let me guess...you slather your stick in peanut butter then poke it into a random cage and enjoy yourself while whatever wildlife happens to be occupying the cage at the time provides your sexual stimulation
No but from now on you'll be the brain of the group. I like your way of thinking. Joe will be the muscle and I bring the charme and good looks + monstrous genitals.
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thats getting too complicated. things need to be kept simple. as in...two designations...pitcher and catchers. ill be the pitcher. everyone else gets to be catcher
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I get the feeling that you're only in this to buttfuck dudes.
Kill him, Joe. He betrayed our pact.
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when youre wearing a pretty pink dress and high heels you dont count as a dude, as long as you do your makeup.
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Its TIME TO DIE MOTHER FUCKERS
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Bump for more buddies.
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I'll never be your friend, never!
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I'll never be your friend, never!
That's devastating.
I didn't really like you at first but then I found out that you are probably the user I have most in common with. Well, except that I'm not a hipster with bi-tendencies.
That fish you caught, though. Respect.
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I'll never be your friend, never!
That's devastating.
I didn't really like you at first but then I found out that you are probably the user I have most in common with. Well, except that I'm not a hipster with bi-tendencies.
That fish you caught, though. Respect.
Who were you on zoklet maybe I'll unfriend someone and add you. Stacy has been being SUCH a prissy bitch lately. I'm going to take her off my top friends soon if this keeps up.
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I'm new but fuck Stacy. She wouldn't shut up about how Tom did this and that with Jaimy while fucking around with Paul herself and yea, I just had to punch her in the face and throw her ass out of the car. It was just too much.
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die dIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE ALLL YOU FUCKERS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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Take a seat, Joe. This one's a shocker.
I had to kick out Finny from the buddy gang because he's obviously a cop. Whoa.. I know. Hard pill to swallow.
Istanbul the Turkish wrestler is in, though. He kicked Stacy of his list so it's cool.
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This site has its own dating thread now
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This site has its own dating thread now
I'll bang this one ^. Where do I make my territory claim official