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Title: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 11:33:50 pm
The benefits are endless so I won't even start listing them. I mean, some of them should be pretty obvious anyway.

Sooo... ITT: we become buddies.  :)
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: joe camel on September 12, 2014, 12:31:06 am
No.

Unles by buddies you mean a murder suicide pact. And every time we see each other we have to drop everything we are doing no matter what and try to kill each other on the spot no matter what, then when one succeed the other must suicide.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 12:34:41 am
if this entails you dressing up in pretty lingerie and servicing all my sexual desires at any time of the day or night...ill sign up.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 12:37:35 am
Yes to all of the above.

It's official, Joe Camel, Infinityshock and RisiR are now sexy death match buddies.

Let the murder sex begin!
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: joe camel on September 12, 2014, 12:38:34 am
Lets starts with a fistfight, then a zj, then a candy cane.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 12:41:47 am
bring your own lube unless you want to meet your maker with a sore ass
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 12:43:36 am
What's a zj? Zoojob? Ahh shit, you are a camel, of course you want a Zoojob.

Yo, Finny (That's how we will call Infinityshock from now on) give Joe his Zoojob so we can proceed.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 12:48:12 am
zoojob sounds like a community service sentence handed down by a judge to someone who has to spend their weekends shoveling wildebeest shit from point-a to point-b
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: joe camel on September 12, 2014, 12:49:51 am
I'm not really a camel.... :(

And i don't even smoke anymore.

Sorry to let you guys down.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 12:51:18 am
zoojob sounds like a community service sentence handed down by a judge to someone who has to spend their weekends shoveling wildebeest shit from point-a to point-b
It's way worse, trust me. You'll find out when Joe's ready.

Joe, you ready?
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 12:51:54 am
I'm not really a camel.... :(

And i don't even smoke anymore.

Sorry to let you guys down.

hopefully you smoke pole because i have one in need of being smoked
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 12:53:40 am
I'm not really a camel.... :(

And i don't even smoke anymore.

Sorry to let you guys down.
Whoa dude, I don't know what's true and false anymore. What's reality anyway?

Maybe we will find out when Finny is done giving you the zoojob.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: joe camel on September 12, 2014, 12:55:36 am
iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 12:59:52 am
iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT

let me guess...you slather your stick in peanut butter then poke it into a random cage and enjoy yourself while whatever wildlife happens to be occupying the cage at the time provides your sexual stimulation
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 01:05:28 am
iF I DON'T GET THIS DAMN ZOOJOB I WILL KILL EVERYONE ITT

let me guess...you slather your stick in peanut butter then poke it into a random cage and enjoy yourself while whatever wildlife happens to be occupying the cage at the time provides your sexual stimulation
No but from now on you'll be the brain of the group. I like your way of thinking. Joe will be the muscle and I bring the charme and good looks + monstrous genitals.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 01:09:19 am
thats getting too complicated.  things need to be kept simple.  as in...two designations...pitcher and catchers.   ill be the pitcher.  everyone else gets to be catcher
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 01:14:38 am
I get the feeling that you're only in this to buttfuck dudes.

Kill him, Joe. He betrayed our pact.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 12, 2014, 01:24:58 am
when youre wearing a pretty pink dress and high heels you dont count as a dude, as long as you do your makeup.

Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: joe camel on September 12, 2014, 01:56:48 am
Its TIME TO DIE MOTHER FUCKERS
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 03:19:49 pm
Bump for more buddies.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: constantinople on September 12, 2014, 05:40:36 pm
I'll never be your friend, never!
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 05:45:42 pm
I'll never be your friend, never!
That's devastating.

I didn't really like you at first but then I found out that you are probably the user I have most in common with. Well, except that I'm not a hipster with bi-tendencies.

That fish you caught, though. Respect.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: constantinople on September 12, 2014, 05:48:08 pm
I'll never be your friend, never!
That's devastating.

I didn't really like you at first but then I found out that you are probably the user I have most in common with. Well, except that I'm not a hipster with bi-tendencies.

That fish you caught, though. Respect.


Who were you on zoklet maybe I'll unfriend someone and add you. Stacy has been being SUCH a prissy bitch lately. I'm going to take her off my top friends soon if this keeps up.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 05:53:05 pm
I'm new but fuck Stacy. She wouldn't shut up about how Tom did this and that with Jaimy  while fucking around with Paul herself and yea, I just had to punch her in the face and throw her ass out of the car. It was just too much.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: joe camel on September 13, 2014, 12:36:31 am
die dIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE  ALLL YOU FUCKERS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 12:44:14 am
Take a seat, Joe. This one's a shocker.

I had to kick out Finny from the buddy gang because he's obviously a cop. Whoa.. I know. Hard pill to swallow.

Istanbul the Turkish wrestler is in, though. He kicked Stacy of his list so it's cool.
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: Infinityshock on September 13, 2014, 12:46:21 am
This site has its own dating thread now
Title: Re: RisiR's official Be My Buddy thread
Post by: constantinople on September 13, 2014, 12:50:33 am
This site has its own dating thread now


I'll bang this one ^. Where do I make my territory claim official