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Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 12:20:51 pm

Title: Sex is Boring
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 12:20:51 pm
I blame you!  Fucking lazy men...  I mean, seriously, how hard is this shit?  Where the fuck is your game?  I don't even have to put in any effort.  I put a finger here a tongue there <insert penis here> and they're cumming like 5 times and talking about how I'm the best lover they ever had...  It's like, holy shit, I barely touched you.  You guys need to step up your game, because I need a fucking challenge or I'm going to have to start fucking alligators for some excitement.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 12:27:52 pm
Maybe (most likely) God hates your vagina and justly so.

Just cut it off or something.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 12:36:13 pm
Maybe (most likely) God hates your vagina and justly so.

Just cut it off or something.

No, I'm a dude asking you to step up your game and please these women, because it's too fucking easy for me and I'm getting bored.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 12:40:45 pm
Oh, I misread that. Probably because of all the female ejaculate I got in my eyes, making bitches squirt left and right just typing this.

I got a huge cock.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 12:52:46 pm
Oh, I misread that. Probably because of all the female ejaculate I got in my eyes, making bitches squirt left and right just typing this.

I got a huge cock.

Well, then my beef is not with you.  keep up the good work!
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 12:59:45 pm
Oh, I misread that. Probably because of all the female ejaculate I got in my eyes, making bitches squirt left and right just typing this.

I got a huge cock.

Well, then my beef is not with you.  keep up the good work!
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because I need a fucking challenge or I'm going to have to start fucking alligators for some excitement.
Maybe I'm your challenge then. God fucks in mysterious ways.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 01:01:47 pm


Maybe I'm your challenge then. God fucks in mysterious ways.

Well, send your bitches my way when you're done with them and I'll put them to the test.  I don't have a big cock, so I'll have to rely entirely on technique. 
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 01:07:20 pm


Maybe I'm your challenge then. God fucks in mysterious ways.

Well, send your bitches my way when you're done with them and I'll put them to the test.  I don't have a big cock, so I'll have to rely entirely on technique.
No dude, uhhhmm, no bitches, just me.

Challenge accepted. 8-)
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 11, 2014, 02:10:15 pm
Heh this thread turned quite gay, quite fast.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 02:13:37 pm
Let's turn it straight again.

Tits, huh? Nice.  8)
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 11, 2014, 02:26:34 pm
(http://i62.tinypic.com/28mmszm.jpg)
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 02:30:39 pm
That blue vein kinda turns me off

That's why I like my tits smaller. They almost never have those.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Infinityshock on September 11, 2014, 02:33:10 pm
The entire summation on boy/girl sex can be explained with one question:

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

Who cares
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 02:53:29 pm
Why do women use make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and stink.



Hahaha, one of my all time favorite jokes.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Bus full of niggers on September 11, 2014, 03:56:21 pm
Fuck more than one at the same time then.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Soso0 on September 11, 2014, 04:20:53 pm
Why do women use make-up and perfume?

Because they are ugly and stink.



Hahaha, one of my all time favorite jokes.

I need a thanks button just for this post haha
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:28:30 pm
You are welcome.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 11, 2014, 04:29:31 pm
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:31:52 pm
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Did you ever get a rimjob?
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 11, 2014, 04:32:45 pm
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Did you ever get a rimjob?

No, I was dangerously close to getting one once but put a stop to that
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:34:58 pm
Then you know nothing about tongue game, son.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 11, 2014, 04:39:56 pm
Then you know nothing about tongue game, son.

you're not making any fucking sense
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:42:17 pm
Then you know nothing about tongue game, son.

you're not making any fucking sense
That's exactly what a rim-virgin would say. Perfect.

Get your asshole licked, goddammit.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 11, 2014, 04:43:39 pm
you are confused and effeminate
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Infinityshock on September 11, 2014, 04:44:59 pm
Nobody has a better pussy eating game than me

Nobody

It's not even fair
Did you ever get a rimjob?

No, I was dangerously close to getting one once but put a stop to that

You shouldn't have stopped him. You would have enjoyed it
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Bus full of niggers on September 11, 2014, 04:48:02 pm
It's all well and valid blaming men for the state of women today, to a small degree. It's not really like women have any game or put any effort in either though. You have 6/10s who can wear no make-up (putting them down to a 3/10) and laze around eating doritos in their pyjamas and everyone from losers to every "alpha" who posts on /fit/ and bodybuilding.com will give them an inflated ego when it's actually the 9 and 10s who are the girls who are easiest to talk to - mainly because most men don't dare talk to them. Make no mistake, these women will get plenty of looks in the street but few will have the balls to go up to them.

Stop bigging up the cunts who aren't worth your time and invest it into better women. Those 6s will soon start to try and clean up their act when they're not getting all the attention.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:48:57 pm
you are confused and effeminate
I'm actually really hardcore masculine and so is my manly asshole that loves to get licked and fucked.

Got a problem with that, nigger?
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 11, 2014, 04:53:00 pm
you are confused and effeminate
I'm actually really hardcore masculine and so is my manly asshole that loves to get licked and fucked.

Got a problem with that, nigger?

*cringe*
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:54:38 pm
You are cute. I'll keep you around as my pet.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 11, 2014, 04:57:17 pm
You are cute. I'll keep you around as my pet.

*cringe*
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 04:59:56 pm
Shit, I hope it's not a one trick pony.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 06:53:44 pm
Shit, I hope it's not a one trick pony.

You'd probably fuck the pony too.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 07:07:14 pm
Shit, I hope it's not a one trick pony.

You'd probably fuck the pony too.
No, It's a crippled pony. I'm not into the handicapped. I ,sadly, get turned off by disabilities.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 07:08:46 pm
Shit, I hope it's not a one trick pony.

You'd probably fuck the pony too.
No, It's a crippled pony. I'm not into the handicapped. I ,sadly, get turned off by disabilities.

Good thing I got this bum asshole.
Title: Re: Sex is Boring
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 12, 2014, 01:26:10 am
OP needs to have some coked out sex