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Title: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 06:06:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/TIImiIu.png)

I was hoping the doctors would be able to remove some of my character defects as well but that is not the case. They keep flaring up all the time. What do?
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 09, 2014, 06:18:52 pm
Hahahahahaahah lol
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 09, 2014, 06:19:19 pm
He had a hole in his butthole
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 09, 2014, 06:21:13 pm
Can't wait for his response.. this is going to be so much fun.
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 06:22:47 pm
He literally hid when he saw I was online...as usual...

ITT:cyberbullying
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 09, 2014, 06:24:19 pm
The 'abscess' was probably latent HPV infection from taking nutshots up his bunghole.
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 06:25:42 pm
Can't wait for his response.. this is going to be so much fun.

Hell just tell on me again. I got a 6 month butthurt ban for posting it on zoklet. I only ever posted it as a response to his posts to make him furious and hed ban me as quick as his trembling brown fingers could click
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Spectre on September 09, 2014, 06:26:32 pm
He literally hid when he saw I was online...as usual...

ITT:cyberbullying

(http://i.imgur.com/qJFr0qe.jpg)
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 07:17:59 pm
#realtalk
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Slave of the Beast on September 09, 2014, 07:53:13 pm
I've heard people call him a rotting junkie before but I didn't realize they were being serious.

Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 07:59:27 pm
I've heard people call him a rotting junkie before but I didn't realize they were being serious.

#tipoftheiceberg
#more2brevealed
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 09, 2014, 08:17:25 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 08:21:20 pm
And not notice it until you quit...
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Infinityshock on September 09, 2014, 08:34:20 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish

im betting the abscess is a result of someone plowing his ass so often the turds never have a chance to work their way out the proper exit.  instead they continuously get rammed back in until they form a giant bowel obstruction


Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Raskolnikov on September 10, 2014, 06:04:17 am
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish

im betting the abscess is a result of someone plowing his ass so often the turds never have a chance to work their way out the proper exit.  instead they continuously get rammed back in until they form a giant bowel obstruction



Hahahahahaahah
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Joe on September 10, 2014, 08:21:56 am
Wat
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Post by: aldra on September 10, 2014, 10:01:29 am
"I thought it was important to let you guys know about the things in my butthole"
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 07:03:12 pm
That's what happens when you let gerbils loose in your asshole.  They tend to chew holes.
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Soso0 on September 17, 2014, 08:26:52 pm
In this case I wouldn't want to see pics
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 08:52:56 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish
You think about dicks 24/7. It's crazy how you can deny that. LOL.
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 08:59:05 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish
You think about dicks 24/7. It's crazy how you can deny that. LOL.

i think about my dick and how much youd enjoy having it rupture your lower digestive tract 24/7
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 09:01:48 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish
You think about dicks 24/7. It's crazy how you can deny that. LOL.

i think about my dick and how much youd enjoy having it rupture your lower digestive tract 24/7

All these nested quotes are giving me bowel abcesses.
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 09:08:31 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish
You think about dicks 24/7. It's crazy how you can deny that. LOL.

i think about my dick and how much youd enjoy having it rupture your lower digestive tract 24/7
That's LITERALLY a homosexual thought.

You are hilarious. Hahaha..
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 09:28:33 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish
You think about dicks 24/7. It's crazy how you can deny that. LOL.

i think about my dick and how much youd enjoy having it rupture your lower digestive tract 24/7

All these nested quotes are giving me bowel abcesses.

i agree.  the quoting system on this site sucks.  the repetitive cascade quoting is annoying and takes up too much screen space
Title: Re: How do I remove abcesses from my bowels?
Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 09:29:20 pm
How fucking long do you need to be on pain killers 24/7 to get abcesses the size of a  tennis ball?

as long as it takes for his well-endowed boyfriend to finish
You think about dicks 24/7. It's crazy how you can deny that. LOL.

stfu bitch and stick my ballsack in your mouth

i think about my dick and how much youd enjoy having it rupture your lower digestive tract 24/7
That's LITERALLY a homosexual thought.

You are hilarious. Hahaha..