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Title: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 05, 2014, 10:44:24 pm
everyone is always alll like lol trole trole Elortre Gasolinez


anyone, i want some1 to tell me the weather reoirt, because i am an insidioudly insodious bassist i wanted to be a member of slipknot since i was 6
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: zok jr. on September 05, 2014, 10:45:58 pm
elian gonzalez?

I don't understand. I think the problem is that you are crazy. I prescribe you two corn on the cobs a day for good health.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: mashleshmash on September 05, 2014, 10:47:34 pm
much autism in this thread
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: devnull on September 05, 2014, 10:50:27 pm
Autism.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: AverageJane on September 05, 2014, 11:07:42 pm
Daddy issues <3
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: bling bling on September 06, 2014, 12:07:46 pm
Daddy issues <3

kill yourself
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 06, 2014, 12:08:39 pm
i don't have autism. i'm srs. so it has to be something else
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: DietCoke on September 06, 2014, 02:56:21 pm
yes slploop elortrane golamaniz
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: devnull on September 06, 2014, 06:35:59 pm
i don't have autism. i'm srs. so it has to be something else

Bipolar + schizophrenia + dissociative identity disorder + adhd-pi
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Zanick on September 06, 2014, 06:42:44 pm
For fuck's sake OP, stop trying to ascertain what's wrong with you and just put some effort into discovering what's individual about you. You'll get along much better with your peers if you know things like how you best interact with people, what you believe and how you judge, how you structure and describe and learn about your environment, what careers you might be suited to, etc. See the counselor at your high school and just ask for some help building a profile so that you can point yourself in a direction that isn't self-destructive.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 06, 2014, 11:10:23 pm
the only reason i'm trying to figure it out at this point is out of selfenhancement. if i have a mood disorder, maybe mood stabilizers could help, if im an emotionally unstable whiny bitch, then dbt could help.

i know muh talents

zanick do my puzzles cuz nobody elsedoes them
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Zanick on September 06, 2014, 11:27:10 pm
Post said puzzles and I shall consider.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Proots on September 06, 2014, 11:29:17 pm
You cannot be fixed. Do not bother trying to ascertain what, exactly, is wrong with you because I can assure you 100 percent, you will never change and the degree of how broken you are is such that it cannot ever be remedied. Ever.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 12:01:22 am
i doubt that
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 12:02:44 am
Post said puzzles and I shall consider.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qE_MGCnnJbV1EEHuxZfWXQvDrmLn6Y238mLj8erQyNk/pub
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Zanick on September 07, 2014, 12:09:28 am
I love dicks in my mouth so much, thhey are so ohh yummy wummy!!!
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 12:11:02 am
explai oyur reasoning
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Zanick on September 07, 2014, 12:15:01 am
Post said puzzles and I shall consider.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qE_MGCnnJbV1EEHuxZfWXQvDrmLn6Y238mLj8erQyNk/pub


The answer is literally my dick being literally inserted into your mouth and literally erecting down into your throat literally tunneling down your esophogas literally squirming into your tummy and literally functuating its way through your bowles and literally cumming out your ass!
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Zanick on September 07, 2014, 12:18:28 am
Sorry for that, I left my browser logged in while urinating and sleeplessdreamerr got to it.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Proots on September 07, 2014, 12:43:58 am
i doubt that

You can doubt it all you like. It still doesn't change the facts. And, the facts are that you are broken and defective and you will never, ever be fixed. There is no cure for what is wrong with you.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 12:48:04 am
i doubt that

You can doubt it all you like. It still doesn't change the facts. And, the facts are that you are broken and defective and you will never, ever be fixed. There is no cure for what is wrong with you.

>no evidence
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 06:16:44 am
You cannot be fixed. Do not bother trying to ascertain what, exactly, is wrong with you because I can assure you 100 percent, you will never change and the degree of how broken you are is such that it cannot ever be remedied. Ever.

like, when i talk to teachers or other peopke my ages that arents retarded or a girl it's a +
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 12:13:34 pm
I love dicks in my mouth so much, thhey are so ohh yummy wummy!!!

lol'd
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 12:32:04 pm
i think the reason my mom believes in aliens might of been from her getting her head hit, but she could also just be anidiot

i think someone who believes in aliens or ghosts to be far more broken that iam
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Proots on September 07, 2014, 01:02:14 pm
i doubt that

You can doubt it all you like. It still doesn't change the facts. And, the facts are that you are broken and defective and you will never, ever be fixed. There is no cure for what is wrong with you.

>no evidence

This is what I mean. This is what I'm talking about. The fact that you truly, genuinely believe that there is "no evidence" is proof in itself that you can never be fixed. You will never, ever change.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Iudicium Infernalum on September 07, 2014, 07:19:12 pm
Oh hai, sploo!
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Deviant on September 07, 2014, 09:10:49 pm
Are you still using store bought syncans? You never know what they put in those, or what long-term high dose use can cause. It could be that.
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 10:28:57 pm
well thej doctor said i have a developed a small tumor like lump in my lung but not to draw any conclusions form it yet, so i wont
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 07, 2014, 10:37:26 pm
well thej doctor said i have a developed a small tumor like lump in my lung but not to draw any conclusions form it yet, so i wont

If it is lung cancer, you will probably make sounds very similar to your username as you drown in your own fluids.  Neat huh?
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 07, 2014, 11:10:20 pm
have you considered electroshock therapy
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 07, 2014, 11:13:03 pm
have you considered electroshock therapy


but what if a doctor rapes me while unconscious?
Title: Re: can someonen one tellme WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me
Post by: splooge gook on September 08, 2014, 03:34:57 am
i doubt that

You can doubt it all you like. It still doesn't change the facts. And, the facts are that you are broken and defective and you will never, ever be fixed. There is no cure for what is wrong with you.

COULD I AT LEAST BLEND In