Author Topic: While Zoklet is still up let's try to ascertain whether people were trolling  (Read 572 times)

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Offline unbreakable matter

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IWD edition:

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=261453

He only does cocaine for 3-4 days every 2-3 years.

He is wondering what those of you that are experienced coke users have to say about the crash.

Basically, are there physical withdrawal symptoms from cocaine use, and is it possible to experience said withdrawal aside from general fatigue and a lack of energy after using say... 1 8 ball of extremely pure, if not completely pure cocaine?

He gets it every couple of years from someone that actually goes to peru and smuggles the shit and sells quality product for 220/ball and this stuff for 300/ball. This guy also doesn't tell any of his regular customers about the pure stuff but as a family member, said friend knows about it and prefers to pay more for no cut. This is being mentioned because obviously someone could get sick from adulterated product.)

Also, he didnt cook any of it up and snorted all of it.

This morning he feels like it has caused withdrawal symptoms... not just being fatigued and slightly depressed, but bad nausea and the urge to vomit, aching everywhere, and a slight burning sensation through the body alongside the aching, and to conclude, a racing heart that one would experience say... if they did too much of a stimulant (while it was kicked in) and apparently, it sucks a lot of dick.

He isnt very experienced with cocaine and has probably only done 200 or so lines of it in his life and has only paid for it about 10 times in his life.

He claims to have also noticed that all of the youtube videos and bumfights videos with crackheads in them, and amongst the 4-5 bigtime crackheads he met in real life while living in the city, that they all seem to exhibit this fucked up distinguishable trademark crack voice.

Is this a thing? The crack voice? He wants to know about the first thing to a greater degree than the crackhead voice thing, but wouldnt mind knowing if and why all crackheads seem to have that distinguishable voice.

He also seems quite adamant that no one mistakenly and ignorantly assumes that he is the OP posting this thread.





https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=293235


Ok guys, I have a really awesome idea for a thread. You guys know "knock knock" jokes? They're a Canadian thing that's really funny.

Ok now it's time to start.

I say "Knock Knock" and then you say "Who's there?" and then I say the first part of someone's name and then you quote whatever I put followed by "who?" and then I finish the name and it will be funny.

Ok now it's time to actually start.

Knock Knock...
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https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=279929

 I wish I could hang out with Malice in real life.
Not fucking around.

I don't give a shit if he's what people would consider ''weird'' or ''fucked up''.

He is. So am I. ALL of us are, for fuck sakes.

I'm making this thread to point out that regardless of everything seemingly negative that he's revealed on this site... I truly and genuinely like Malice.

He seems more likeable (to me) than nearly anyone I have ever met on the internet...

I'm not making some lame ass troll thread in here with the subtext being some sort of giant gay-joke implication.

Regardless of what is supposedly wrong with Malice and his psyche, I enjoy reading what he has to say in nearly any thread in which I see him post. Everything he posts is intelligent/interesting... at least to me.

His sense of humor is fucking amazing. I can just tell that if I knew of Malice IRL I would be wanting to chill out and talk to him all the time. I know we would share lots of fucking laughs and discuss all sorts of hilarious scenarios or interesting topics.

Then there's his balls of steel that allow him to partake in spontaneous acts of hilarity without giving much of a fuck about the risks.

I saw that thread today in which he goes out to some event dressed in Ku Klux Klan robes and a sign that says ''WHITE POWER!''

He went and did this on his own. It wasn't like he was discussing it with some buddies and went and did it with them for the lulz (which would take balls in itself) but he did it by himself. Thought of it by himself... and then and went and carried it out by himself... which makes it super fucking dangerous and super fucking lulzy.

I fucking love people like that.

Also, before anyone thinks I'm trying to imply that I'm gay or something... not the case at all. I just genuinely believe that Malice is truly a cool guy... a fun ass motherfucker & someone that would be interesting to talk to... although he seems to feel inferior about himself in regards to his capabilities of having people like him in social situations.

Malice, you're the shit man. Go chill with people. You're just worrying too much. I know all sorts of people that are good shit & have great social lives that would love to hang out with someone like you. I did all sorts of IRL trolling like you did growing up for the fucking sake of passion and lulz, and nothing I did (obviously) can trump what you did that day. There was a lot of shit that was half way there... maybe...

But yeah, I saw that today. I don't care what retards on here think of me for saying so... I don't care what is wrong with you. Believe me. You're awesome. Period. You are simply a hilarious, intelligent, cool and awesome guy all round. Don't give a fuck what your ailments are.



Don't just pass this off as me not knowing you well enough. I do know enough about you to tell you that you are a lot better than what you give yourself credit for... and I think a lot of the more perceptive occupants of this site might also feel the same about you.



https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=264014

^^^ this thread was clearly a troll

these threads are basically the inspiration for wariat's gimmick

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=248692
https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=248184

IWD was ahead of his time

and this thread is a laff riot

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=232110

IWD is/was comical GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGO






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Nevermind. Didn't see that it was you. Smoke away, bitch.
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Didn't read most of that but regarding "crack voice".... This may be real because cracksmoke is VERY bad for your lungs, mucous membranes and body in general. It absolutely cocks up your lungs in various awful ways (including causing thickening/scarring of your alveolar-capillary membrane over time; this is the membrane through which oxygen gets into your body and carbon dioxide and other waste gases gets out).

Your throat is susceptible to the damaging effects of the smoke as well as your vocal cords. This might be what's going on.

Even if you're not smoking crack but snorting coke, mucous membrane damage can and will eventually happen (in the throat from post-nasal drip etc).

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

you're an idiot

don't fuck up my thread with your corny gayness

nobody cares what you type because it's all horrible homosex and we know what you look like. Post a possible troll thread or GTFO
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IWD might've possibly been the greatest troll on Zoklet.

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It's too bad I used a script to delete all of my posts/threads from 2009-2010. From... before I destroyed my brain in 2011... :(

I could have been something. Anything.

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Oh well at least I've had sex and I have a van.
This makes you sound like such the rapist
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