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Offline Infinityshock

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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2014, 11:45:47 pm »
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2014, 02:43:33 pm »
Quote from: DXMninja on September 05, 2014, 05:35:06 pm
SWIM wants to play the newest pokemon games. SWIM needs to get a hold of a nitendo 2ds or 3ds from a store . Any advice you can give to SWIM regarding that?
SWIM needs to finish middle school first
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2014, 03:17:32 pm »
Aaand finally, how do I locate these chips on the clothes? They're pretty well concealed unless they weren't on the particular items.
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2014, 08:58:25 pm »
Lol this shoplifting thread is a joke :) did you kids steal lots of sweets, comics and toys today? awwwwww
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 24, 2014, 11:33:05 pm »
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DqozeW9.jpg[/img]

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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2014, 06:22:05 am »
Well, SWIM (Yeah I said it) goes into stores eg:Toys-R-Us and shoves 4-6 of Yugioh/MTG/Pokemon whatever blisters down his shirt and just walks out. Very profitable if you sell them to the nerds at the local tourney.
Once SWIM made $550 cause the place was holding a special tourney so loads of people came.
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2014, 06:24:04 am »
Quote from: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 11:45:47 pm
fucking 1984 bastards...

http://www.google.com/patents/US587489

Yay! Did they just teach us how the thing works so we can get around it? Hurray for those guys!
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2014, 06:27:46 am »
Quote from: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 03:48:40 pm
Quote from: Autodidact on September 18, 2014, 03:22:48 am
Today I was scared shitless by Kohl's impressive security measures.

Like, fuck.

How would one theoretically get RFID chips out of clothes?

Kohls is a joke. 

Scissors....razor blade
OR, you could rip the clothes, put them on and act like an extra from World War Z. I mean, the clothes won't be intact, but at least you got them and you weren't caught! :D
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 05, 2014, 01:48:25 am »
Thanks for posting that
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2014, 07:30:13 pm »
How can you bypass the new ID scanning software for returning clothes/tools etc in stores? Most fakes don't have all the encoding required to complete a return without receipt at registers.
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 09, 2014, 01:50:36 pm »
Would an empty soup can like these:
[img]http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/11/can-of-soup.jpg[/img]

work as a booster bag? And RF only or is it strong enough for AM tags?

And what about cookie tins?

[img]http://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/110619571/Cookie_Tins.jpg[/img]
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Re: The Official Shoplifting Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2014, 05:49:59 am »
666 views? Holy Crap!
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