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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2014, 04:14:22 pm »
Quote from: unbreakable matter on September 03, 2014, 03:54:52 pm
joe camel's into the slutfaces

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I bet he assesses girls on eyeshadow/nail polish/lipgloss as well

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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2014, 04:51:20 pm »
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I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark and bitter

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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2014, 05:27:22 pm »
I like my women how I liek my coffee

Black, imported from columbia and ground down until theyre fine and soft
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2014, 06:32:15 pm »
Quote from: unbreakable matter on September 03, 2014, 03:54:52 pm
joe camel's into the slutfaces

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I bet he assesses girls on eyeshadow/nail polish/lipgloss as well

No makeup, except eyeliner and the stuff they put on their eyelashes, whatever its called. That is the only exception.
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2014, 06:41:53 pm »
Also i am describing my ideal girlfriend type. Ill bang about any chick i find attractive.

My girl can't have hella mileage by the time i get to her. A few is ok but anything over like 5 and yoy better lie to me and be the type of chick i wouldnt wonder "man theres no way thats her real number" because your outward appearance is so sweet and innocent.
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2014, 07:12:39 am »
I can't really go and say "must be blonde, redhead, native american" etc.. My dream girl could be any of those things physically. Seems that most people who say that already have a specific person in mind, whether it's their neighbor, ex girlfriend, or a celebrity.

One thing I absolutely won't budge on is that she can't have any kids. I actually want to be some what wealthy in life (fuck me, right?) and I feel like the whole family thing would hinder that goal greatly. Other than that, long as she treats EVERYONE decently(just not me) and is generally a chill person I'm not going to complain too much.
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2014, 09:50:03 pm »
I don't have types, I just have deal breakers. like if a bitch won't smoke weed with me, fuck that. If she's dumb as fuck and immature, fuck that. If she's a prude, fuck that.
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2014, 04:56:07 am »
Some good examples already from other posters.

Intelligent, but not full of themselves or condescending
Healthy
Not ugly
Easy to talk to, once you get to know them.  Like shy is okay, but that eventual deep connection is a must if things are to last
Likes cats
Someone I laugh together with.  Love without laughter isn't love at all
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2014, 06:29:31 pm »
Quote from: unbreakable matter on September 03, 2014, 05:27:22 pm
I like my women how I liek my coffee

Black, imported from columbia and ground down until theyre fine and soft
I always go with ground up and in the freezer
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2014, 11:36:11 pm »
  • Aint got herpys
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just a nice gal
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2014, 12:09:17 am »
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2014, 12:57:38 am »
she can be a fake blonde or redhead as long as that carpet is waxed. From there it is my thing of restraints and how I choose them dressed in stocking..............I have a preference for D or larger unless the chick can swallow some cock that should be a viral throatfucking video
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Sometimes...you can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And, still it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent...it would not be because it cared.

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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2014, 03:46:12 am »
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2014, 10:19:26 pm »
no makeup
likes sex
relatively attractive
in shape
not taller than me
not a retard
not a religious/ political fanatic
a real person
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Re: What's your type?
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2014, 10:27:19 pm »
I have no type.  I have no standards.

The saying 'hole and a heartbeat' is far and above what im looking for

I dont need a heartbeat and I have scissors to make any hole I have the urge to make use of
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