Urethra plug for safer sex/pregnancy protection (ISSUES)

[Satyr]

Two kids, one sandbox.

http://kids-in-sandbox.com/

[millionsofdeadcats]

This whole thread makes me say 'holy shit' over and over as I writhe uncomfortably in my chair.

[RisiR]

This whole thread makes me say 'holy shit' over and over as I writhe uncomfortably in my chair.

At least you can still read the thread. I guess eye surgeries are truly horrible. Just imagine it... ugh.

[millionsofdeadcats]

This whole thread makes me say 'holy shit' over and over as I writhe uncomfortably in my chair.

At least you can still read the thread. I guess eye surgeries are truly horrible. Just imagine it... ugh.

Fuck you nigger I can't even stand when they blow the air in my eye at the eye exam.  I actually tense up and stop breathing, my fists balling up as I ready to spring and strike out at the machine tormenting me.

[RisiR]

You're a tough SOB. You'll get through it.

[millionsofdeadcats]

You're a tough SOB. You'll get through it.

Nah I will just smoke weed erry day and learn braille

[TOMMYJOHN69]

Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.

Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.

Just please learn from my mistakes...

[Ragus]

And you only jacked off   

[millionsofdeadcats]

Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.

Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.

Just please learn from my mistakes...

Are you fucking serious?  You are just a bad luck magnet aren't you?

[TOMMYJOHN69]

Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.

Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.

Just please learn from my mistakes...

Are you fucking serious?  You are just a bad luck magnet aren't you?

Heh, suppose so - not to mention $30k medical bill hole I can't afford because I have no insurance.

[Infinityshock]

Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.

Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.

Just please learn from my mistakes...

Post pics or it didn't happen

[RisiR]

80+%.... Oh gawd damn.

Good luck, man. I hope you're just trolling.

[millionsofdeadcats]

Well, at least he won't get aids or nothin like that....oh wait, never mind

[TOMMYJOHN69]

80+%.... Oh gawd damn.

Good luck, man. I hope you're just trolling.

Thanks mate

Visiting nurse came and replaced my catheter and gave me a washcloth cleanse, I'm feeling a little better but the follow up is two days from now. A lot of brown clotted up fragments of blood have been filling up my waste bag with my urine, the nurse said that was normal for this sort of incedent but that it could cause a blockage if too big of a clot becomes dislodged from the prostate.

[RisiR]

Fuck man, my heart is with you.

Do you at least get good painkillers?