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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2014, 01:35:01 pm »
Hang yourself from the ceiling fan on low spin with a note stapled into your chest wall that reads, "I have always hated you.". That's what my father did to me when I was seven for that year's Christmas.

Cutting him down and reading the note must have been his present to you.
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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2014, 06:18:25 pm »

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2014, 06:21:10 pm »
Hang yourself from the ceiling fan on low spin with a note stapled into your chest wall that reads, "I have always hated you.". That's what my father did to me when I was seven for that year's Christmas.

Cutting him down and reading the note must have been his present to you.

It was the best Christmas ever! I fucking hated him!
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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2014, 06:48:19 pm »
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag this plus helium plus all the drugs of your choice ( I would recommend something along the lines of fentanyl, a benzodiazepine of your choice to calm you down, and some hard alcohol for good measure) should do the job almost painless

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2014, 08:42:49 pm »
Quick and easy way to get killed.
1: look for major city that is primarily white.  High crime a plus
2: if you are not black, paint yourself very dark brown
3: approach police car at 3 AM with hands in your coat pocket. Pack a squirt gun, they can't see shit at 3 am anyway.
4: pretend to pull out to shoot police
5: become a martyr and cause riot at the same time.

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2014, 06:20:03 am »
take some normie fags out with you plz

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2014, 06:50:49 am »
i needs methods...helium bag plus opiate might work....

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2014, 01:15:51 pm »
Go to Syria and claim to be an American Journalist. I'm sure we'll see your video in a few weeks.
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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2014, 02:39:22 pm »
i needs methods...helium bag plus opiate might work....

San Pedro 1000mg

wtf i thought you need to eat an ounce of san pedro for that next level high

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2014, 02:42:45 pm »
I like how the users who spammed this board with CP still get to post here.

For fucks sake...
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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2014, 03:08:26 pm »
Hang yourself from the ceiling fan on low spin with a note stapled into your chest wall that reads, "I have always hated you.". That's what my father did to me when I was seven for that year's Christmas.

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2014, 07:36:51 pm »
Just do it pussy!

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2014, 06:36:48 am »
I see you watching this thread, kill yourself now.

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2014, 06:37:20 am »
I toyed around with the helium today... its going to be pretty easy it doesn't feel like I'm suffocating at all except when I was rebreathing the air but I could just put more helium in...I almost did it today but I want to pass the GED before I die and I'm almost done studying for it.

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Re: still killing myself on sept 11
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2014, 07:11:38 am »
I almost did it today but I want to pass the GED before I die and I'm almost done studying for it.

IWD is that you?