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Offline Cooking with Zyklon B

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #105 on: October 23, 2014, 10:07:45 pm »
I was assigned to do a non-fiction book report in highschool. I walked into the school library, headed towards the nonfiction book section. As I perused the books, a small grey hardcover book with a black hand sporting a red bracelet of barbed wire caught my eye. The title in big red blocky letters read: Treblinka. The book; written by Jean-Francois Steiner (the progeny of an Auschwitz prisoner) was a supposed account of a concentration camp located in Poland. There was a prisoner revolt of 640+ prisoners, of which only 40 or so survived.

It is a fictional account "as close to the facts as we may come" (quoted from a feminist in the introductory section of the book). The dramatic account of the book was based off of 3 Treblinka survivors, mainly based off of the testimony of one Eliyajou Rosenberg. Rosenberg swore not one but two affidavits that a notorious guard by the moniker Ivan the Terrible died during the prisoner revolt; beaten to death in his bunk with shovels by multiple prisoners. The book depicts Ivan's death in a one-on-one fight with the main protagonist stabbing him with a knife.

Steiner was supposedly pressured to make Ivan's death more 'dramatic.' Knife or shovel, it doesn't matter; because a Polish retired US autoworker named John Demjanjuk was fingered as being Ivan the Terrible by one E. Rosenberg. The same jew who largely participated in the Eichmann trials, and many others resulting from the Nazi witch-hunts of the OSI. The prosecuting attourneys ammunition against Demjanjuk? The testimony of a jew who swore two affidavits that Ivan the Terrible died during the prisoner uprising and a soviet forged ID card.

Great, I managed to stumble across the one fiction book classified in the Non-fiction section for my book report. I was tempted to title my book report: Can We Trust the Sheep that Escape the Fire? Instead that ended up being the title for an article I was composing on the side about some of the things I had stumbled across after reading and researching that book. I had a Russki for an English teacher who by chance got me suspended the year before I was assigned to her, so you can imagine the friction in that particular class.

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During highschool I was particularly interested in WWII, and shortly after that book report, Totse registration opened up and I could level up from a lurker to a registered user. Totse was introduced to me by another lurker; a classmate of mine who had an affinity for lockpicking. After lurking so long I wanted to create a somewhat innocuous and benign seeming handle, and at the same time would be fairly dark, perhaps offensive but only if one understood the reference. Thus my screen name was born.

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #106 on: October 23, 2014, 11:32:35 pm »
Can't say much about the name, but my avatar is from a classic favorite of mine.  Dune 2000.
I've used this avatar since 02.

I find it interesting how i seem to be the only one who doesn't change avatar after a decade.

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #107 on: October 23, 2014, 11:55:14 pm »
Caz I'm always poop dickin'
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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #108 on: October 24, 2014, 03:35:34 am »
Can't say much about the name, but my avatar is from a classic favorite of mine.  Dune 2000.
I've used this avatar since 02.

I find it interesting how i seem to be the only one who doesn't change avatar after a decade.

I've had this one for about 5 years.
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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2014, 04:43:08 am »
Back when I was but a wee n00blet in elementary school I thought the two coolest things in the world were LAN parties and the 2000 redux of the Anarchist's cookbook (which was composed by "the jolly roger") so I stuck the two together to get "Lan Rogers" which I used on totse and still use from time to time just because it sounds like a plausible name. Shortened it to Lanny when I registered on zoklet and is the handle I use just about everywhere now.

The avatar was my effort at "draw your favorite album's cover from memory and have other poster's guess what it is". It's supposed to be James Blake's s/t. Also I'm up on JB's dick like no other because the man is a creative genius and basically a modern adonis.

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2014, 01:38:29 pm »
Ivan is the name of dearest mother; possessor of the Canal of Great Creation.

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #111 on: October 25, 2014, 05:54:07 am »
Ivan is the name of dearest mother; possessor of the Canal of Great Creation.


Your mother is a male, presumably Eastern European, which would also entail both poor and drunk, with venereal disease.


So...


Uh...

Care to address that?
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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #112 on: November 03, 2014, 05:15:56 pm »
Fast.

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #113 on: November 06, 2014, 05:29:04 pm »
rotten bananas make the best smoothies and banana bread? Jk I have no clue why I chose it.

But bones are in yo face, and bones are cool, the human body is mind blowing.
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Offline BallsDeep69

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #114 on: November 09, 2014, 12:04:24 pm »
I've always had a thing for Platinum or silver, mostly platinum because of my years battling depression and suicide attempts.
Platinum is one of the hardest metals, and isn't easy to get rid of, so that rang a bell with me. I used to endure a lot and always managed to keep being happy.
Storm comes from my left-handedness, and the fact that I'm constantly coming up with new things, and ideas get thrown around and abandoned, then started again... you get the picture.

the 1 was because i had signed up before, but forgot all of the login stuff, and couldn't be arsed to find it out (probably a throwaway email that i don't remember). So this has been my only login.

And my avatar is blank because fuck you (just kidding, it fit, so i put it there [inb4 that's what she said])
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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #115 on: November 09, 2014, 01:30:03 pm »
Most people with a reasonable IQ can probably C what my name means.

Avatar is pretty self explanatory as well.

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Re: Explain Your Name & Avatar
« Reply #116 on: November 11, 2014, 04:03:24 pm »
Goat sea.  8)

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