So my ex may be fertalised with my seed :0

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

fuck me my ex thinks she pregnant, with my goddamn sperm. I wont know for sure for a week or so ish but fuck guys fuck me

[Gollumkip]

I know that feel. Has she taken a test yet? When is the last time you had sex with her?

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

it was almost exaxtly 2 weeks ago, I was fucked up and accidently half came inside her... now shes late .. and I know that's not definitive but god damn its enough to get my nerves racked up... and shes wanting to wait another week or two and get bloodwork done but I think ima break down and get the bitch a pissstick

[kroz]

no offense but coming from a guy with a child you sound like a retard, more than likely you don't have a child, why didn't you get that dip stick already?

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

none taken, im just not sure how to handle the situation, and honestly I don't want to. but if she is having my kid im not gonna be a worthless non existant dad. I couldn't do that to my blood. and I can barely support myself so if this happens im gonna have to step up my game tenfold

[kroz]

get an attorney, if she is your ex you're in even more trouble than most guys. but at the same time she's prolly not pregnant, i don't know how old you are , but almost every girl i've dated has claimed to be pregnant, girls are liars.

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

that's kinda what im hoping, ill be there when she takes the test and/or gets blood drawn, so ill know what I  have to do after that. Shes not and never really was one to bullshit stuff like this, shes not your typical jealous girlfriend bitch, shes smart and usually sensible. but most women are wicked wretches deep down... if she is fucking with me for some reason ill take the witch to salem

[kroz]

go grab a test from walgreens and make the bitch take it  and don't ever sign a birth certificate, you're dragging your feet, thats how I know you aren't really having a child, thank my post when you find out im right

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

well she just said something about it today, n its only been 2 weeks since I came in her. we'll see man, n if youre right you will get a thread of appraisal . I just hope youre right though man

[kroz]

don't worry I will be, I know these things. /thread

how old are you by the way?

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

21

[kroz]

yeah, you sound pretty young. Just tell the bitch to take a dip stick right now.

[RisiR]

Told you God will take it all away.

[kroz]

hey risir why are you such a faggot?

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

thanks kroz, ill do that this weekend, its only been 2 weeks though I didn't think that was long enough