What crimes could you be charged with right now?

[Zanick]

Possession of a schedule 1 controlled substance
Improper parking of a vehicle

[starvingniglet]

unlawful carnal knowledge of your mother

[JasonVorhees]

lol narc thread

[Zanick]

Lol

[Gollumkip]

I see what you're doing by bringing content to this website and I like it. I'm actually totally clean right now. I have no pipes since the police took them all away, no drugs, any crimes I've committed- the evidence is long gone. I've got nothing to fear right now.

[JasonVorhees]

I see what you're doing by bringing content to this website and I like it. I'm actually totally clean right now. I have no pipes since the police took them all away, no drugs, any crimes I've committed- the evidence is long gone. I've got nothing to fear right now.

no shit, word

[John Smith]

I have no pipes since the police took them all away

Why did the police take away your pipes?

[JasonVorhees]

because he was using them to fuck 10 yo in the ass wtf y do u think they took them pipes away fish

[Zanick]

I see what you're doing by bringing content to this website and I like it. I'm actually totally clean right now. I have no pipes since the police took them all away, no drugs, any crimes I've committed- the evidence is long gone. I've got nothing to fear right now.

A pig took my beautiful wooden pipe a year-and-a-half ago and I'm afraid that if I get another one that I'll become infatuated and hurt when I inevitably lose it once more

[Gollumkip]

I have no pipes since the police took them all away

Why did the police take away your pipes?

When I went hitchhiking this summer I had left all my paraphernalia with my friend. I had in there

-Small cigarette looking one hitter
-Small golden metal bowl dubbed "The destroyer" after tripping with it and both me and my friend seeing the pipe BOIL the weed
-Glass dick that I had used for DMT- still had some resin stuck up in the stem
-Shitty mg scale
-MFLB vape
-Some pipe cleaning utensils
-Good ass fucking metal grinder

He got arrested because he had fallen asleep in his car while parked which apparently was enough to be searched by the police AND charged with a DUI. He also had some DMT on him in addition to his paraphernalia (he lived out of his car) which they somehow confiscated and didn't charge him with.

[Zanick]

I have no pipes since the police took them all away

Why did the police take away your pipes?

When I went hitchhiking this summer I had left all my paraphernalia with my friend. I had in there

-Small cigarette looking one hitter
-Small golden metal bowl dubbed "The destroyer" after tripping with it and both me and my friend seeing the pipe BOIL the weed
-Glass dick that I had used for DMT- still had some resin stuck up in the stem
-Shitty mg scale
-MFLB vape
-Some pipe cleaning utensils
-Good ass fucking metal grinder

He got arrested because he had fallen asleep in his car while parked which apparently was enough to be searched by the police AND charged with a DUI. He also had some DMT on him in addition to his paraphernalia (he lived out of his car) which they somehow confiscated and didn't charge him with.

They might have just lied to get consent for a search. If it's parked illegally they can ticket it. No grounds for a search unless the drugs or paraphernalia was plainly visible. Otherwise they would need a warrant, and a reason to get one at that.

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

I'll be going to court all to fucking soon for a couple manufacturing charges, and possession of chemicals with intent. fuck me oh well

[equanimity]

I don't do illegal things anymore.  Oh, wait- downloading copyrighted media!

[sigilofbaphomet1567]

youre going to kitty hell, miss

[Gollumkip]

I have no pipes since the police took them all away

Why did the police take away your pipes?

When I went hitchhiking this summer I had left all my paraphernalia with my friend. I had in there

-Small cigarette looking one hitter
-Small golden metal bowl dubbed "The destroyer" after tripping with it and both me and my friend seeing the pipe BOIL the weed
-Glass dick that I had used for DMT- still had some resin stuck up in the stem
-Shitty mg scale
-MFLB vape
-Some pipe cleaning utensils
-Good ass fucking metal grinder

He got arrested because he had fallen asleep in his car while parked which apparently was enough to be searched by the police AND charged with a DUI. He also had some DMT on him in addition to his paraphernalia (he lived out of his car) which they somehow confiscated and didn't charge him with.

They might have just lied to get consent for a search. If it's parked illegally they can ticket it. No grounds for a search unless the drugs or paraphernalia was plainly visible. Otherwise they would need a warrant, and a reason to get one at that.

That's what his lawyer is telling him.

I don't do illegal things anymore.  Oh, wait- downloading copyrighted media!

Shit.