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Offline Max Headroom

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Schplew Aid
« on: November 27, 2014, 12:14:30 am »
Everyone contribyoot with ur owne artistic aids woodstock livestream public survice fundraiser milk carton to help find schplew

I drank a half bottle of old spice and wrote this song so lets make this thing to help raise public property to opinionate raise awareness to find wherever schplew is

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MyoRfYDObo
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 12:15:39 am »

I drank a half bottle of old spice

dude that's fucking metal

God Bless

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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 12:18:13 am »
Someone pay Dog the Bountyhunter to track him down.

He could also give him some good advice about God and the world.
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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2014, 01:39:01 am »
I think I finally encountered those 'thebaine' seeds everyone was typing about. 

woke up in the middle of the night with my lips doing this wierd uncontrollable flapping thing....

woke up in the morning with a stroke-caliber headache and couldn't even hold down sips of water without literally puking myself inside out

just now back to relative normalcy

where are you sploooo????
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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 02:38:01 am »
u drank old spice? lol how did u accomplish that

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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 04:02:43 am »
schplew is probably on a distant thanksgiving trip.
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 04:05:27 am »
woke up in the middle of the night with my lips doing this wierd uncontrollable flapping thing....


unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 04:18:37 am »
woke up in the middle of the night with my lips doing this wierd uncontrollable flapping thing....




 :tup:
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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2014, 04:25:13 am »
woke up in the middle of the night with my lips doing this wierd uncontrollable flapping thing....




 :tup:

Sorry I could NOT find a gif.
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Re: Schplew Aid
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2014, 06:42:26 am »
i will do  when i re up