Post in this thread when your power flickers though meteorological occurances or

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through being a broke ass

mine just did

[RisiR]

Solar flares all over the place.


Watch Crazymike's blind ass posting in this thread five times a page.

[starvingniglet]

not blind yet, unfortunately for you fuckers

there is a television on the other side of the wall from my computer, in my bedroom, and when someone turns it on it makes my moniter flicker briefly....thats about as close as it gets for me

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does yo baby mama still watch the real housewives in the afternoon?

Fill me in on the current plot

Atlanta specifically

One of the real housewives of vancouver is literally married to a multimillionaire member of the punjabi mafia who's been charged with murder (not guilty) before

[starvingniglet]

does yo baby mama still watch the real housewives in the afternoon?

Fill me in on the current plot

Atlanta specifically

One of the real housewives of vancouver is literally married to a multimillionaire member of the punjabi mafia who's been charged with murder (not guilty) before

I pay more attention to the shrieking of macaques at the indianapolis zoo, than I do to that 'show'...sorry, can't really help you with plot developments

it gets old being the only person around here who can afford cable/wi-fi....the stupid shit people come over to watch, I will never understand

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For entertainment type stuff like that I watch world war 2 documentaries, lesbian pornography and general war footage off liveleak.com

sometimes I watch south park, monty python or kids in the hall

other than that I mostly read, listen to music and text for entertainment

I haven't watched non sports or music on tv for probably close to a year

I kinda used to have that same problem but it was drugs, money and cool stuff, not really tv. When I was 18 we had satellite which was kind of a big deal in my area and there was a channel called "punch much" where you'd send a text msg for .25 and vote on a video. Nobody had cell phones and the channel was brand new so it was basically a jukebox for .25 so we'd get girls whose dad got them a phone to vote on videos we wanted.

That is how I came to hate the song "my humps" with a passion. If I hear it it will ruin my day

[starvingniglet]

kids in the hall

some old shit there

at first I hated 'whitest kids' but there are some funny parts

I grew up on two-channel black and white tv, sometimes three channels if the weather was clear

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You motherfucking piece of shit had to mention the Black Eyed Peas right out of the blue like a fucking asshole. Fuck man. That song was shit.

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kids in the hall

some old shit there

at first I hated 'whitest kids' but there are some funny parts

I grew up on two-channel black and white tv, sometimes three channels if the weather was clear

ya trever the "leader" type guy is pretty talented, he put out an album you can find on youtube and it's kinda funny.

Kids in the hall was kinda some next level shit at the time, it seems extremely canadian to me. When I was a kid I had a friend whose dad worked on the show for a few years. Kids in the hall used to show repeats in the afternoon and back then you could say "shit" and possibly "fuck" on the CBC at that time which seems kinda strange now, so ya, I basically grew up watching that show. Watching it when I got older I could kind of appreciate it more. I like how the gay one (scott thompson) makes fun of gay people and himself for being gay more than anyone. If it was a straight guy doing half the stuff he does people would call it homophobic which is pretty funny.

 They were pretty genius, especially the Bruce McCulluh centered scenes. He can't act at all but he can do characters and is a fucking hilarious madman. Like, I remember seeing this scene as a kid and it's not even really funny, it's just really fucked up and crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sON0He2mTC8

Basically more disturbing to me than the silence of the lambs during a comedy show which makes it brilliant

I could really talk about kids in the hall all day

[starvingniglet]

one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children

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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children

What the fuck? You should really do that one day.

[starvingniglet]

I can't even remember the funny kids in the hall sketch I was going to post about, so in lieu of that, I have a hearty 'fuck you' to michael myers

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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children

is that the carny murder one?

That's kinda tripped out

A buncha weird stuff happened to me as a kid too but never really anything to do with anyone famous. I saw harpo before he was prime minister and I was like 12, he was unguarded and just with an old woman

could have changed canadian history for the better right there

[starvingniglet]

one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children

What the fuck? You should really do that one day.

I am not 100% sure that it was chapman, plus I was probably around 6 years old so my memory may not be reliable. 

I will just try to make it short

My sisters dad was a marine, and he was stationed in honolulu.  I have relatives that were born there...not going to get into this PI type stuff, I probably already typed too much.  I lived on base there with my family. 

One day, a guy in a small car (I recall a hatchback of some sort) pulled over near my house and told me that my mom was really sick, and she sent him to pick me up.  I would say this was in the early 1980's, not a lot of 'stranger danger' type warnings, and the story sounded plausible to my young self.  I got right in the car with the guy.  I remember it pretty clearly.  He didn't do anything to me at all physically, he just drove me around along the beachfront and we talked for a while.  Then he dropped me off back where he picked me up.  Thats it.

As I grew up, I always wondered wtf that whole incident was all about, especially as I got older and learned about pedophiles and child abductions etc.  This guy just picked me up, talked to me for a while about small-talk type things, then took me back home.  I still remember the view from his car window and his voice.

The reason I think it could have been MDC is because when I was older and I saw pictures of him, he was so familiar, but I didn't know why.  Reading more into the john lennon thing, I found facts that put him living a few miles from where I lived at the time, and personal anecdotes about MDC describe him as lonely and enjoying being around children (not in a inb4lock way).  When I read this stuff it seemed to make something click in my head and I thought of those old memories immediately....IDK what to think of this

I will do the stiles family one later

[starvingniglet]

one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children

is that the carny murder one?

That's kinda tripped out

A buncha weird stuff happened to me as a kid too but never really anything to do with anyone famous. I saw harpo before he was prime minister and I was like 12, he was unguarded and just with an old woman

could have changed canadian history for the better right there

heh damn