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Offline MoaningLisa

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I'm one of these assholes now
« on: November 18, 2014, 03:52:49 am »
some fool owed my money, and went and bought this before he paid me back.

so I re-assigned its ownership, into my pocket.

Toyotas are embarrassingly easy to break into...

anyways, its a "kangertech aerotank" and "Eleaf iStick"

idfk what any of that means, but it was free and I can't complain. will post pics tomorrow

anyways, anyone else have one? I need recommendations on shit to put in it/cool stuff I can do with it...is it possible to get the attachments to put herb/wax in it?
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Re: I'm one of these assholes now
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2014, 04:01:59 am »
some fool owed my money, and went and bought this before he paid me back.

so I re-assigned its ownership, into my pocket.

Toyotas are embarrassingly easy to break into...

anyways, its a "kangertech aerotank" and "Eleaf iStick"

idfk what any of that means, but it was free and I can't complain. will post pics tomorrow

anyways, anyone else have one? I need recommendations on shit to put in it/cool stuff I can do with it...is it possible to get the attachments to put herb/wax in it?

send the previous owner pictures of your new toys, but tell them that you bought them, and never, ever admit that you took the items, to the extent of demanding that they still pay you back the debt and denying on your mothers grave that you took theirs

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Re: I'm one of these assholes now
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2014, 05:25:29 pm »

send the previous owner pictures of your new toys, but tell them that you bought them, and never, ever admit that you took the items, to the extent of demanding that they still pay you back the debt and denying on your mothers grave that you took theirs

"check this shit out, I got it at the smoke shop yesterday"

he knows exactly what happened.



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Re: I'm one of these assholes now
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2014, 05:34:01 pm »
Are you a girl?!
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2014, 05:37:28 pm »
he knows exactly what happened

so?  do it anyway.  the psychological effects are quite amusing to watch
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2014, 05:37:58 pm »
we've been over this. no, I'm a dude...when I registered for &t2 I was just going to make one or two posts, I couldn't come up with a username, but the Simpsons was on...the 5th episode of the 1990 season, titled "moaning lisa"
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2014, 05:42:30 pm »
No dude, I mean the picture. Is that your gf blowing the hit?
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2014, 05:44:57 pm »
No dude, I mean the picture. Is that your gf blowing the hit?

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Re: I'm one of these assholes now
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2014, 05:46:21 pm »
that 1970's 'hair over the ears' style is fashionable among young college students these days

faggots
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2014, 05:48:35 pm »
What the fuck? I see a - pretty attractive - female behind that vapor.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2014, 05:50:03 pm »
What the fuck? I see a - pretty attractive - female behind that vapor.

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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2014, 05:52:30 pm »
Like.

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Re: I'm one of these assholes now
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2014, 05:58:01 pm »
Cut your nails faggot

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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2014, 06:19:11 pm »

send the previous owner pictures of your new toys, but tell them that you bought them, and never, ever admit that you took the items, to the extent of demanding that they still pay you back the debt and denying on your mothers grave that you took theirs

"check this shit out, I got it at the smoke shop yesterday"

he knows exactly what happened.



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Re: I'm one of these assholes now
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2014, 07:23:18 pm »
so much for serious discussion...

yeah thats me, I just have long ass hair...I'm so used to working on cars that my nails would usually break off when they got too long, unfortunately I have to actively keep up with it now.

...back on topic, something like this would be pretty badass



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