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Tarp to collect rain
« on: November 13, 2014, 06:28:13 AM »
Collect rain with a tarp and drink the rain tarp water.
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Re: Tarp to collect rain
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 06:33:21 AM »
Collect rain with a derp and drink the rain derp water.
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Re: Tarp to collect rain
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 07:18:03 AM »
You can't collect rain water in the state of Utah.
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Re: Tarp to collect rain
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 08:51:51 AM »
Feasible. Gutters are easier, and you'd want to filter it through one of these first for drinking:


No filter required for shower.
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Re: Tarp to collect rain
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 08:58:43 AM »
Feasible. Gutters are easier, and you'd want to filter it through one of these first for drinking:


No filter required for shower.
showering with unfiltered gutter water....

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Re: Tarp to collect rain
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 09:10:28 AM »
It's just a little bird shit, right? ;)

You could get away with a more basic setup that would just allow particulates to settle, shower with the upper portion, and use a backwash valve to clean the bottom out. Fuck, you could shower then filter the dirty shower water and drink that. But hey, I live on "coulds."
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Re: Tarp to collect rain
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 09:53:43 AM »
Collect rain with a tarp and drink the rain tarp water.

I live in a major capital city. Be fucked if I'm going to drink anything that falls out of the sky, unfiltered and unboiled.

 
You can't collect rain water in the state of Utah.

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