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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2014, 08:59:45 pm »
I can spot a real mQ post from a mile away

NOT the real mQ

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You guys think I am trying to impersonate MQ, by making a thread called 'Where is MQ'?  I want to know, where is he?  I have something to tell him about one day when I was walking to the mailbox.  In the ditch parallel to the road there was....well I will wait for him to get here before I finish this.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2014, 09:10:07 pm »
I can spot a real mQ post from a mile away

NOT the real mQ

:smug:

You guys think I am trying to impersonate MQ, by making a thread called 'Where is MQ'?  I want to know, where is he?  I have something to tell him about one day when I was walking to the mailbox.  In the ditch parallel to the road there was....well I will wait for him to get here before I finish this.

I can shoot him a message on Zoklet if you want me to.

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2014, 09:10:59 pm »

Maybe he's somewhere mmmmmmMAsturbating?

Is that you HB?

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2014, 09:11:23 pm »

Maybe he's somewhere mmmmmmMAsturbating?

Is that you HB?

Yes that's hairy ballicker.

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2014, 09:14:35 pm »
I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2014, 09:20:35 pm »
I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?

Hai!!

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2014, 09:34:15 pm »
One day when I was walking to the mailbox, in the ditch parallel to the road, there was this dead cat.  It had been hit by a car, and must have been flung into the ditch by the force of the impact.  But there was only half of the cat, and I could not find the other half.  Instead, just behind the front legs, was nothing but a mass of wormlike, rotted red flesh, indistinguishable from any semblance of its former shape.  The cats eyes were open and glassy, and its tongue was swollen and protruded obscenely from its partially opened mouth.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2014, 09:38:40 pm »
I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
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you're actually kind of a faggot

would you say "*sigh* what's your story" when you were in prison for check forging

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2014, 09:39:24 pm »
Ramfuk

Sploo makes creepy noises with his mouth

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2014, 09:42:17 pm »
I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
'

you're actually kind of a faggot

would you say "*sigh* what's your story" when you were in prison for check forging

jesus, son

not only did I aggressively sigh every time another inmate wanted to tell me story, I also kitty-clapped right in their face. now post about synthesizing numeric quadrants of spice or shet the feck ep

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2014, 09:45:15 pm »
I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
'

you're actually kind of a faggot

would you say "*sigh* what's your story" when you were in prison for check forging

jesus, son

Heh I bet you the five hundred bucks I have in my pocket that MQ would knock the fuck out of you in real life, sploo.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2014, 09:46:58 pm »
dont let this guy near me i dont wanna be number 1,000,001 (!)

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2014, 09:48:21 pm »
dont let this guy near me i dont wanna be number 1,000,001 (!)

I don't kill cats specifically, but I have seen a freaking million dead ones, almost a new one every day.
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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2014, 10:55:41 pm »
dont let this guy near me i dont wanna be number 1,000,001 (!)

I don't kill cats specifically, but I have seen a freaking million dead ones, almost a new one every day.

when i die will you come to my open catsket funeral to add me to the list?

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quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote