I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'
I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.