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Offline Suicidal Fish

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Funny Santa Stories
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:21:21 am »
Maybe a bit early.

But every year you hear about a Santa somewhere fucking up.

So please post any Santa Stories here.
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Re: Funny Santa Stories
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 04:32:21 am »
Dont got any cus I always black out at xmas
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Re: Funny Santa Stories
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 04:34:40 am »
Quote from: Saint Hubertus on November 12, 2014, 04:32:21 am
Dont got any cus I always black out at xmas

Dress up like a Santa and hey presto you have a story
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Re: Funny Santa Stories
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 04:35:09 am »
Actually to make the story more epic abuse some kids too
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 03:51:56 pm »
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