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Offline Rationahl

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How to get drugs from psychologist
« on: November 11, 2014, 03:06:58 pm »
Due to my recent onset of anxiety and depression, which I believe to be a consequence of my heavy heavy pot habit, my mom is scheduling some sort of therapy session. This will be my first time ever seeing a shrink, and I'm not really sure how they work. Is there any chance id get a script for Xanax or something in just one meeting? I obviously know to lie about my drug use, but is there anything good to say that makes him think I'm really in need of some medication? Do most teens suffering from anxiety get medication, or only in extreme cases?
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Re: How to get drugs from psychologist
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2014, 03:11:40 pm »
If it's a therapist you're seeing you wont get shit.  Make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

The best way to get xanax is to act really awkward.  Like an aspie.  That or complain about panic attacks, although my psych made me try paxil b4 he gave me xanax.
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Re: How to get drugs from psychologist
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 03:15:05 pm »
Maybe you should stop smoking pot you pansy faggot.
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Re: How to get drugs from psychologist
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 11:03:15 pm »
Maybe you should stop smoking pot you pansy faggot.

Only when you quit being a loser you faggot bitch
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Re: How to get drugs from psychologist
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 02:17:24 am »
Due to my recent onset of anxiety and depression, which I believe to be a consequence of my heavy heavy pot habit, my mom is scheduling some sort of therapy session. This will be my first time ever seeing a shrink, and I'm not really sure how they work. Is there any chance id get a script for Xanax or something in just one meeting? I obviously know to lie about my drug use, but is there anything good to say that makes him think I'm really in need of some medication? Do most teens suffering from anxiety get medication, or only in extreme cases?
A/ If you're looking to make something of that session, show your therapist that post.  Then have a nice talk about it.
B/ Convince him that you're constantly having panic attacks and that they mess up your life etc... Then gently bring up doctors or psychiatrists.  Get a referral to a psychiatrist and get your dope.  And in both appointments never ever suggest you know the first thing about pills or you won't get them.

I'd go with A if I were you but hey...
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Re: How to get drugs from psychologist
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 02:26:44 am »
Meet with a psychiatrist. They will be able to prescribe you drugs. Psychologist probably wont be able to give you shit.
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